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15 Things You Didn't Know About Strippers

This data has been painstakingly compiled over my 10 plus years in the industry. http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/2011/10/stripper-statisticsor.html

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Decided to check out Penthouse and...

Decided to check out Penthouse and it wasn't bad. It would probably have been better if there was less people. There were very nice sized tits walking around everywhere, which I loved, but because of…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

I stopped by babes on a...

I stopped by babes on a wednesday night they had a 10 dollar cover free drinks from 7 to 10. and 2 for1 private dances. overall the girls looked good but had a few that…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Cab II has long been one...

Cab II has long been one of my favorite clubs in Portland, mostly due to the privacy of the dances in the corner chairs on the upper level. Unfortunately they have now installed really…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

I am in Maryland for business...

I am in Maryland for business for a few months. I heard about this place and decided to pay a visit while I had some time on a Saturday. This place is impossible to find-it…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

It was very early, and I...

It was very early, and I had never been to Shooters Alley before, so I just wanted to try it out. Walked to the wrong door, so I was already a little embarrassed. Then walked…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

I've been to this club twice...

I've been to this club twice in the past but am going to write this review based on the two experiences combined obviously. The cover was 20 on both days at night. But there is…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped by Hollywood late on a...

Stopped by Hollywood late on a Thursday night after a business dinner. There are several clubs right in this area off the highway just a little ways east of St. Louis. The Hollywood…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

OG has gone downhill. All of...

OG has gone downhill. All of the girls, of which there were maybe 30-40 this time around, were not very attractive, most 4-6. Too skeletal, not pretty in the face, no personality. Hustling level…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

This place has been frequented by...

This place has been frequented by my friends for quite some time. I finally decided to give it a whirl. In terms of value it is much better than most of the clubs I have…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I visited this place on a...

I visited this place on a Sunday night around 9:30pm. Cover was $10. Ask for military discounts; they have them. There were about 10 dancers but another 10 showed up for work at 10pm; the…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

Walked in on a Friday night....

Walked in on a Friday night. This place looks like a bar that happens to have strippers there. One girl was dancing to the left of the entrance and there was a bar running the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I visited this place after many...

I visited this place after many years away from it. The good aspects of this club is that there seems to be lots of girls (40-50) at all times and most of them are great…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Rolled in here on a Friday...

Rolled in here on a Friday night. 15 or so dancers of various quality. No major stunners and a few below average in the house. Spent some time at the rail and was mildly disappointed.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Dropped by after a convention in...

Dropped by after a convention in Ontario. It was about 2pm and the place was empty. This was my first visit there. I had some old passes from HT and just wanted…

Cristal Nightclub

Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic

Visited this club while on vaction...

Visited this club while on vaction in August. The locationis not reaaly hidden but the bar is on the side of the mail road. I went during the day and at night. The day action…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I went here on a Thursday...

I went here on a Thursday night for their $100 1/2 hour VIP deal which is the best deal you're going to find. Place is usually packed at nights and it's very hard to find…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Thursday is amateur night. There...

Thursday is amateur night. There must have been at least one "dancer" for every two guys in the club, a very target rich environment. I had some wonderful time with a new girl…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped in to check the place...

Stopped in to check the place out. Not much from the outside but teh girl taking up money gave promise. She had huge tits, I mean huge. The cover was $10 and…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Went to Treasures on a Tuesday...

Went to Treasures on a Tuesday early afternoon. Cover was $6, parked my own car, lots of parking and appears to be 2 security officers in the back watching the cars, felt very safe…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

Went in around 5PM Sunday. ...

Went in around 5PM Sunday. There were two girls trading turns at the pole and half a dozen customers sitting at the bar watching football. Other than that, the club was empty. Craft beer…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

I ent on on a Monday...

I ent on on a Monday night around 9pm. There is a $5 cover at the door starting at 9pm so I just missed getting on for free. Drink prices are pretty reasonable....long…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

I went back to Headliners on...

I went back to Headliners on a busier night. I thought what better night than Saturday night on Halloween weekend. The girls were all dressed in costumes and all looked great. Rating…

Mint Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

We went there me and my...

We went there me and my girlfriend, my girl likes girls too, but she was really mad , no nudity on the stage, rude mean dancers and ugly, Very boring, No Nudity, No dancers…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I came firday because I knew...

I came firday because I knew they were having a free buffet and happpy hour. I thought the place would be crowded around 5PM but threr were only abour 10 customers. I stayed until almost…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

I went to LFHC on 10/29/2011...

I went to LFHC on 10/29/2011 around 10:00pm. So the only good thing about my trip was the free admissions pass that I got for this club. What a total waste. First, I received a…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

So we read that couples get...

So we read that couples get in free on Sat nite... being the cheap ass that I am, I convinced my wife that we should go here. She wasn't fired up until I told her…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

This is a very nice club,...

This is a very nice club, the food is the best I have had at a strip club. The waitresses are very friendly but the drinks are somewhat expensive, but not not outrageous. They have…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Rolled into Vu after disappointing trip...

Rolled into Vu after disappointing trip to Paradise. There seamed to be a bit of excitement when I got there. There were 2 b-day boys on stage and then a rollcall. I got a couple…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

I went to the club after...

I went to the club after the manager went out of his way to make it known that he wanted to defend the rep of his club. The club itself is perfect in appearance. I…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Rolled in after watching some games...

Rolled in after watching some games at a buddys house up the street. Saw a couple of ladies that looked good. there was this one white girl who promised some oral conversation and maybe some…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Visited last Tuesday. Was in...

Visited last Tuesday. Was in town for two days, had gone to Cowboy's on Monday and wanted to see what else was available in the New Circle Road area. Arrived about 7:00 pm.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Cowboy's is without a doubt my...

Cowboy's is without a doubt my favorite club to visit in Lexington, and maybe anywhere. I have never met a more friendly and enthusiatic set of dancers anywhere. I was in town last Monday and…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Ok so last night hit up...

Ok so last night hit up this place. I havn't been here since I was in high school and it was just ok, not my first choice. Sahara is still a hole in the wall…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This club continues to be a...

This club continues to be a dichotemy. Absolutely first rate club from appearance and dancer quality... but dollar value and push factor is just the opposite. When I visited, as in ather visits, the number…

Las Chicas

Acapulco de Juárez, Guerrero

During a family vacation (Myself(23), mother,...

During a family vacation (Myself(23), mother, father, younger sister(20), younger brother(15), younger cousin(17), myself and my cousin met up with an American that had relocated to the area for retirement that promised to show us…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

In town for business early Saturday,...

In town for business early Saturday, did well at the casino and decided to pamper myself a little. I was aware of was I was getting into b/c of the previous reviews and some…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Back again, so I figured I'd...

Back again, so I figured I'd share my Tuesday night and my Sunday night visits. Stopped in on a Tuesday night. Lots of girls. Customers ranged from 8 to 20 over the time I…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

I just want to re-iterate what...

I just want to re-iterate what meganr said in a prior review. He (she?) is spot on. Bikini was a detractor before we got to Rockford but it turned out to be a great lap…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Place is private in an isolated...

Place is private in an isolated part of town as mentioned. There is a section where you insert coins into the monitor and do your thing...and the other section of the place has girls…

New Shakers

La Motte, Iowa

It's a good club a little...

It's a good club a little hard to find without a gps. Friendly attitude clean, though they play the music a bit on the loud side. As for the girls in the two times I've…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

I've been coming to this club...

I've been coming to this club for years and through all od it's incantations from the Bourbon Street Circus to Obsessions to Temptations to Candy Store to Scandalous and finally Venom. The place has been…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

After leaving Venom, I headed to...

After leaving Venom, I headed to " Da Boat" as we local like to call it. Physically, the place is the same as it has always been. The girls, however, were up a notch this…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hi Strip Club lovers! What is NOT...

Hi Strip Club lovers! What is NOT to love about this club? It's like a palace! Everything is new and beautiful. It's a lot brighter than some of the clubs in Vegas -…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

first time visiting this club, I...

first time visiting this club, I went last week on a couple of visits along with going to Penthouse as well (see my review on that site for more info). One thing that's pretty…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

I had not been to sinsayionals...

I had not been to sinsayionals in several months almost a year. I remember they did renovations but in terms of the girl quality. It was not what it once was.…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Ok, so I decided to dance...

Ok, so I decided to dance at this club after being turned down by California Girls and Spearmint Rhino ( probably because I am ebony ). To my surprise I was happy when I ended…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Cover was $5 and since I...

Cover was $5 and since I was drinking gingerail (I was driving) the drinks were cheap. I went around 8pm on a Monday and stayed about one and a half hours. First fifteen minutes I…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Red Dog is a club that...

Red Dog is a club that has had it's up and downs. Driving up and walking in do not leave a lot of hope for a good time. The club is large with pool…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

Went to the Tennyson around 9PM...

Went to the Tennyson around 9PM around 6 weeks ago. They had a nice assortment of girls ranging from a 4 to a 6. I was immediately approached by two girls who both seemed friendly…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

First time I've been back here...

First time I've been back here in quite a while. Saw lots of new faces, but also saw a few friendly girls that I still recognized (e.g., Laylene). As always, the club is…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I really feel...

I really feel like I should just say "ditto" to the last post--by Tango--because I "almost" completely agree with him. Evidently I didn't have quite as good of an experience as he…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

Visited a couple times in last...

Visited a couple times in last week. The first visit was in the evening. They put a very old, ugly dancer named Logan in charge. She's a strange choice as a manager because she…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Visited this club again while in...

Visited this club again while in town and had another good time. There were a few more attractive girls this time then a month ago on my previous visit. The girls here are…

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stripper was a co workers mom ?

This happened 2 me resently....I went to the club fount this new older women that gave me a hell of a time....I goto work and chat up my friends and find out that she was one of my co worker/friends…

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Shaved Down There

This has been discussed before, I'm sure, but my short attention span has forgotten it. Has anyone received any positive feedback for being 'shaved down there' at an extras-friendly club? Generally so many gals have 'cleared the forest' they may…

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Why strippers will always be in demand

Because they are the opposite of reality. Sometimes one has to take a break. God there are some true bitches here: http://gawker.com/5854540/top-foreclosure-firm-threw-homeless+themed-halloween-bash

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Do strippers get off on grinding on patrons hard d!cks?

Do you think the majority of strippers like grinding on anonymous men's dicks. Do you believe most strippers like grinding on men's d!cks and get off from grinding on hard d!cks? Most of the time when I'm…

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Flashback to Great Strip Club Conversations w/ Dancers

The setting: one of Detroit's working class dive bars well known for extras. The dancer: a hybrid of cute & sexy & shy--one of her trademarks was to shake her hair forward and hide behind it. The history: She…

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Additional glossary items

It seems like we could enhance this community by adding some words to the glossary. I noticed a couple of new acronyms that I finally figured out in a discussion: OTC and ITC. Here's the discussion: http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=10408 How do we add items to…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Met up with some buddies here...

Met up with some buddies here on Friday at 6pm. The place was pretty dead when we first got there but started to pick up later in the evening. Again, this place is pretty cool…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I got addicted to this place...

I got addicted to this place long ago because of a girl named precious. She was very mechanical and was very money hungry but she kept me coming back despite her limited services. That’s why…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Went to this club while on...

Went to this club while on a road trip. Went in a lil after midnight on a Tuesday night. Got a bad first impression, when we pulled up in our taxi, the cab was swarmed…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Walked into club and the first...

Walked into club and the first thing I saw was a girl laying on her stomach texting on one of the couches. Should have turned around but just paid $20 to get in and…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Visted Barbs Friday night. Not a...

Visted Barbs Friday night. Not a bad night, talent was a solid 7 all around, not the best women, not the worst. However did get a few too many asking to buy a drink for…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Considering the options that Salt Lake...

Considering the options that Salt Lake has to offer, if you want a good time then this club is the place. They make the best of having to leap through legal loopholes (no drinking means…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I reviewed IS back in July...

I reviewed IS back in July after I visited on a Sunday evening. After visiting IS on both a Friday and Saturday evening, I wanted to give a review more indicative of the quality…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

This club is located a few...

This club is located a few blocks south of the Sprint Center & Power and Light Entertainment District. Parking was easy and close to club. Shares the space with a adult bookstore, so…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I made a visit to PT's...

I made a visit to PT's yesterday (Saturday), and I thought I should share my experience. As it is located in a strip mall in a safe neighborhood, one wouldn't think much of this place…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

I visited on a recent weekday...

I visited on a recent weekday and found friendly service at the bar. However, I was horrified by the sheer VOLUME of belly fat that jiggled on the single dancer on stage. I looked around at…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

I made a several-hour late-evening visit...

I made a several-hour late-evening visit here to find lots of college kids (who don't seem to understand that tipping at the rail/stage is MANDATORY). Anyway, after a beer on the one side, we went…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Went to playhouse last night (Saturday)....

Went to playhouse last night (Saturday). First time in the club in about 6 years. Everything looked the same except for the new booths in the vip area. The last few reports…

Peaches Gentlemen's Club

Cabot, Arkansas

Went to visit Peaches late one...

Went to visit Peaches late one night after watching a comedy show. The girls were pretty decent looking. We tipped one girl but she did not come by to thank us. Loved watching Angel dance.…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

It was a relatively slow night...

It was a relatively slow night at the club. As the evening wore on, more dancers arrived, as did customers. No cover before 8 and $3.50 bottled beer is pretty good pricing.…

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, California

Back in SD again for a...

Back in SD again for a visit to this place. Parking this time was confusing because now you cannot park in some areas in the back. They will tow you. Finally found a spot next…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

On a Saturday night I visited...

On a Saturday night I visited with a few friends and I had a GREAT TIME. The cover was only 10 bucks, good for all nude if you ask me. On a Saturday it was…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Brad’s continues to be a top...

Brad’s continues to be a top spot for me in my travels. I always plan to spend time and bring some cash for Brad’s if my plans take me to Indy and this past…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

This was the third time I've...

This was the third time I've been here. The cover varies depending on which night of the week it is, it's $20 on Saturday and one weeknight it was $10. The club itself…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I was on passing through on...

I was on passing through on Michigan Avenue and decided to stop by at Flight club andleft as attendant wouldn't allow me to park by myself evenif I pay. I just couldn't trust. Decided to go…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Like others have stated, it looks...

Like others have stated, it looks very nice inside. $10 cover. There weren't very many customers, but quite a few dancers. The stage dancers do not get too close to you. There is a sqaure on…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Arrived here around 130pm. Quickly get...

Arrived here around 130pm. Quickly get approached by an asian girl who seemed very intoxicated. She was a 5 so I wasn't that interested, then she told me the doctor said she was sick so…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by Little Darlings on my...

Stopped by Little Darlings on my last trip to Vegas. This was a neat club. Was kind of disconcerting at first as they seem to take a picture of your drivers license.. but…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

The first thing you'll notice about...

The first thing you'll notice about this club is you have to valet your car. That's not really a bid deal seeing that it's free but just something to be aware of. The parking lot…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Read good review on TUSCL and...

Read good review on TUSCL and stopped by around 9pm on Sunday Parking was problem on Broadway(no street parking). There is parking garage next to the club and it starts $20($15 with validation) for first hour. They…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Happened to be in Indy for...

Happened to be in Indy for the weekend. How can I miss a top 10 TUSCL club, so decided on paying a visit. The club was supposed to be open at 11 AM on Saturday. I…

Seventh Veil

Los Angeles, California

Went in on a Friday night...

Went in on a Friday night with the guys. The are two long parallel stages with not enough space in between. Even the 'back' couches are basically about 4 feet behind the rails. So you…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

traveling on business last week and...

traveling on business last week and went to this club twice last week, first time on Thursday evening and second time last night. Thursday it was dead there and I didn't stay long, so…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

My lord... what can be said...

My lord... what can be said about the place after that last post... that guy covered just about everything you could wonder about the place. So I'm just going to say I liked my time…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Wow - what a letdown. I...

Wow - what a letdown. I went into the Hustler Club expecting it to at least somewhat rival Scores, Flashdancers, and the like, but man was I disappointed. The place was practically empty and the…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

This was the first strip club...

This was the first strip club I ever visited. I really liked it on my first couple visits. The girls were beautiful and friendly. After visiting some other clubs (with real lapdances) I probably wouldn't…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Went to the Foxy Lady in...

Went to the Foxy Lady in Brockton on Tuesday after 5pm. There were not many patrons there. So i was able to get a good view of the girls i wanted to see close up.…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

This is my favorite club out...

This is my favorite club out of those I've visited. The dancers are generally beautiful and the lap dances are great. Unless it is very busy I've also found that ladies don't just hussle…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

This club charged a $5 cover...

This club charged a $5 cover when I arrived on a Saturday night at about 9:30. There was one stage with one pole. The club was a throwback to the 50s with Playmates…

X-Static

Red Deer, Alberta

This was an OK club for...

This was an OK club for a small town center. There was a about five stage dancers total, going one at a time. each stripping down over 5 songs, then 10 to 15…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I had some extra time, so...

I had some extra time, so I stopped in here before the OSU-Wisconsin game. Arrived at 7. about 8 cars in the front parking lot. Walked in. Bathroom is in the…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

A buddy and I were hanging...

A buddy and I were hanging out so I brought him to Mustangs for his first visit. As soon as we got beers a little sister with a phat body latched on to him…

Grapevine

Toledo, Ohio

Enticed by the tropical theme, I...

Enticed by the tropical theme, I pictured myself sipping a mai-tai while Polynesian beauties frolicked in the surf. Not really, but it was pretty bad, and I won't be back. After the security pat-down at…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Went on Friday afternoon 10-22 to...

Went on Friday afternoon 10-22 to be exact, break from my engineering conference. Cover was charged at $5. Also, they did charge for drink $5.50. Very nice looking club. Two…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

I actually stopped by here to...

I actually stopped by here to see if a friend of mine had started dancing here. She said she had been thinking about starting to work here and I actually thought she had already auditioned…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Well after a long break from...

Well after a long break from clubing my itch came back bad.....so I went by the bank and drove 1 1/2 to the best club I have ever been 2 so far lol !.....I got…

Club Xcapades

Asheville, North Carolina

I'm back in action so I...

I'm back in action so I went by and saw my atf...the look in her eye was all I needed.....she missed me and I her so much......I got us a drink $2.50 each and got…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Went to Rick's while on a...

Went to Rick's while on a road trip through New Orleans. Stopped in about 4 in the afternoon, no cover and half price drinks. Went in, grabbed a beer, and headed to the stage.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Came into barely legal after a...

Came into barely legal after a trip to Rick's. Big difference between these two places. This place kind of has a smell to it, but the stage is nicer. The girls are…

Smile Lounge

Houston, Texas

Stopped by here at about 4...

Stopped by here at about 4 in the afternoon, while driving through Houston. I think we were catching the dayshift, and the nightshift had not come out yet. There were 3 chicks working. One…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice variety of dancers. Very hard...

Nice variety of dancers. Very hard to find a seat along the wall so sat at 4 topper which felt out in the open. First hour had 5-6 girls ask to sit down - but…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Stopped by here about 7pm on...

Stopped by here about 7pm on Saturday, Place was dead, and I mean dead. 5 dancers 3 black, 1 white and 1 latina. 1 black girl and the latina were about 7s, the rest were…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Club was pretty dark, but I...

Club was pretty dark, but I get the impression place hasn't been updated in 20 years. First dancer that greeted me looked like a 50 yo massage parlor mama san. She asks if…

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Teen 2am'ed at Houston Club

None of the local stations specify what time it happened. Royal Palace is a BYOB club, so I'm guessing 3 am, or after. HOUSTON -- Houston police are investigating a fatal shooting that happened in the parking lot of a…

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LD ETIQUETTE

first time problem on last visit to SC. I was sitting at bar when approached by hot dancer who sat down next to me. after a little chit chat she suggested a LD. started the dance which…

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New meaning to the "Mile High Club".

FAA: skydiving sex stunt didn't violate rules The Associated Press Posted: 10/27/2011 10:28:13 PM PDT Updated: 10/27/2011 10:28:14 PM PDT TAFT, Calif.—The Federal Aviation Administration says a videotaped skydiving sex stunt did not result in a violation of any regulations and the…

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Is A SC Ever Just Too Awful To Bother Writing A Review?

I plumbed the depths of a new low in SC enjoyment last Thur evening in Edmonton. I wrote a review of the horrific experience but then thought that the mere fact of posting a lousy review gave the terrible place…

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Better clubs in South and West?

It seems to me that with the exception of Detroit and a couple of clubs in Indiana and NY that as a general rule the best clubs in respect of mileage/girls etc are located in southern and western states. Am…

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New Terminology for TUSCL?

"The Keyholder" http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=3063

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Detroit Vs. Paris

After 3 weeks in Paris I know the city well enough to compare it to my home base of Detroit. This is my run-down on which city is better in these categories; Strip Cubs: Detroit Food: Paris Museums: Paris Parks:…

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Mileage system ranting

A few months back, a regular here posted a rating system for mileages. Some thing like a 1-10 system. what were they again? I cant search through old posts.

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Dollar coins replacing dollar bills.....how would that affect your clubbing?

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2011/10/coins-could-replace-dollar-bills-save-us-5-6-billion/ Some in the government want to get rid of dollar bills in favor of dollar coins. I couldn't help but wonder how this would affect the tipping habits of the average clubber. Would anyone be ballsy enough to…

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Everything You Need To Know About The Wildly Popular Lingerie Football League

Everyone seems to be buzzing about the Lingerie Football League recently. A famous NFL player's daughter is now a star quarterback in the LFL, Donovan McNabb is going to the games, and they are even trying to start a youth league. But…

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SC And Massage Parlour Symbiosis In Edmonton

For extras hounds visiting Edmonton SCs who are too shy to arrange takeout there is a truly elegant solution. All Edmonton SCs are in easy proximity to a massage parlour. Two clubs have a parlour virtually next door. Two others…

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How NOT to do OTC part 2

Police say a man's girlfriend unexpectedly came home just before another woman was due to visit, so he called police to report his new acquaintance as a burglar. Police say Gaylor had invited a woman he met online to come to…

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Sit at the bar or pay for a booth?

Sit at the bar or pay for a booth, that is my dilemma tomorrow night. Usually I sit at the bar and I've been happy with that for years. However tomorrow is my first opportunity to visit a SC…

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Pittsburgh-Boobies and UFC: Need Assistance

So, going to be in Pittsburgh on Saturday on business and I need some TUSCL'er assistance. Which clubs in the area show the fights? Preferably (if more than one option) a place where I'll actually be able to…

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Vince Young sued for assault at Dallas strip club

"Creiton Kinchen claims in a lawsuit filed in a Dallas court Tuesday that the 28-year-old Houston native and former University of Texas star hit him "suddenly and without provocation" at the club. Kinchen, a manager at Club Onyx in…

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Sasha should write for TUSCL.

Lap dance romance by SASHA October 27, 2011 Dear Sasha, I was recently travelling abroad, and met a stripper at a local club. She chatted me up and I ended up getting a lap dance from her. For the rest of that…

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My cartoon of the year nomination!

http://www.mndaily.com/opinion/cartoons/2011/10/26/tax-strip-club-owners-fight-child-prostitution

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French Prostitution Scandal

Maybe France hasn't become as sexually boring as I thought. High level Frenchmen are reported to have been involved with high level prostitutes, often paying with corporate funds: From "France 24" Who's who in the Carlton Hotel prostitutes scandal A prostitute…

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Farmerart - Ever see this up there?

http://www.thelocal.se/36994/20111027/

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Today's Review of the Day

Adult Entertainment Club • Key West, Florida • October 27, 2011 Visited on: Monday Evening • Dancers on Shift: 1-5 Ratings: Physical Club: 1 • Dancer Quality: 1 • Dollar Value: 1 • Overall Rating: 1.00 / 10 My friend and…

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A Bit of Entertainment

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1243120367001/topless-woman-arrested-after-high-speed-chase Has anyone seen her before ?

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The Return of an Old Drug

Heroin: Smack, H, Junk, Shit, Horse, White Lady, Brown Sugar -- whatever you want to call it -- seems to be making a comeback. When I think of heroin, I think of Janis Joplin, John Belushi, and the late…

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Nikitta's play room & lady Godiva's

hey all, I've read reviews on these two clubs. Some are good some are bad. Well to each is there own. The 2 redeming qualitys these 2 clubs have is that BBFS is cheeper the BBFS at PP. So whatd do…

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Looking to add a club to my Tampa visit

I am headed to Tampa and I would like to add a second or third club to my visit. I have been to Mons Venus and Lipstixxx. The sheer number of review says I should head to either Scarlet's at…

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Missouri strip club law questions

It's been in force awhile now but today I got interested in just how it is legal to ban nudity in strip clubs in Missouri so I'm hoping some of you could help. As far as I can tell, it's completely…

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(Off Topic) ACORN Playing Behind Scenes Role in 'Occupy' Movement

Sorry guys, I feel this was important enough to share. The former New York office for ACORN, the disbanded community activist group, is playing a key role in the self-proclaimed “leaderless” Occupy Wall Street movement, organizing “guerrilla” protest events and…

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We have it good in Detroit (SE MI). Wait.....let me clarify that.

The economy sucks in Detroit, and SE Michigan as a whole. But these last five years the SCs are more fun than they have ever been. I've been in TX, AZ, OH, FL, and others ..... all of…

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In Case Anyone Else Is Wondering ...

Well, welcome aboard! Another TUSCL member accused myself (and another) of being too explicit at a time he is unable to relieve himself at a club. So I attempted to convey my Toronto experience in a somewhat clandestine manner. CT …

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This is one sick puppy!!! YUK!!!

Pervert Alert! Sarbjit Teja Accused of Forcing Oral Sex on Stripper...Who Had Her (Ahem) Monthly Visitor at the Time By James KingTue., Oct. 25 2011 at 3:36 PM Sarbjit Teja, apparently, has no problem with a little crime-scene sex . ​No matter what…

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Paying for a VIP membership

hey all, I'm debateing on if i should pay the money for a vip membership or just get a month fre by writeing a review. So is it woth it or not. Help me out here

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North Dakota is allegedly where strippers are flocking per cnn.money.com? not a

An oil boomtown in the middle of North Dakota is proving that the laws of supply and demand apply to everything -- even stripper salaries. As thousands of men move to Williston, North Dakota seeking high-paying jobs working for oil…

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North Carolina Clubs

I'm headed to North Carolina in 2 1/2 weeks and was looking for recommendations, tips, and thoughts on the scene. I'm going to be in Durham most of that time. Are there good places there or nearby? I appreciate any and…

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A black comedy.

I watched the whole movie last night. Yeah! I was bored but it has a surprise ending. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xok_rlNoZ4o

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Be careful when doing OTC.

Hooker 'turns into donkey', court hears A MAN caught having sex with a donkey stunned a court on Monday by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub. Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in…

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NY Top court takes on lap dance tax case

Top court takes on lap dance tax case Appeals Court to weigh whether local strip club's dancers are tax-exempt By carol demare, Albany Times Union Staff writer Updated 10:40 p.m., Monday, October 24, 2011 ALBANY -- The issue of whether lap dancing should be…

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Cleveland Clubs

I know I can read reviews and such but I'm going to cleveland soon and i'm wondering which clubs are good for mileage. Also are dances out in public or are there private areas? I'm used to the canada scene where…

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Safe Sex?

Woman steals 26 boxes of condoms, ovulation test 10:25 am October 24, 2011, by George Mathis Shoplifting cases are usually forgettable, but a Cobb arrest warrant issued Thursday is pregnant with intrigue. According to Cobb police, a woman identified as Alexandrea Brooks…

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Hey rickdugan, juicebox69, and all you other dregs

I finally wrote a review. http://www.tuscl.net/mp-reviews.php rick, you seem to be critical, let me know if this is what you're looking for in a review. I will put up another two in the coming weeks, but I want to go back and get…

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Ghost stories

I was going to change my pic but found some ghost stories instead. http://www.yourghoststories.com/real-ghost-story.php?story=3971 This guy claims to have had physical sex with some type of ghost like entity. Any of you experienced something like that? I've felt…

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Paris Report Part Trois

I had spent two weeks in Paris, totally loving the art and the food and the sights. But I found I missed my favorite dancers and the strip club atmosphere. So I decided to check out Larry…