lets talk about your first air dance nut !

It was a cold and snowie 1976 in texas and I was at this grovie ass club called "Air"......I laid my eyes on this little spinner hell I bet she weighed no more than 300pounds !......I paid 10 tuff rounds of air son and she was just flapping dat ass all over my juice maker ! Their was so much air I felt like a texas tornado was going on ! Let's just say I blow my load all over my face and left with wallet $400 lighter !.....what's your story ?