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The New Air Jordans: The Quintessential Club Gear?

The surefire way for a new or occasional customer to pry a dancer away from her regular?

The only way one will be able to get past the bouncer wearing mesh shorts?

Guaranteed extra-high mileage in the VIP?

Cause cheerleaders to flash you spontaneously?

The perfect last-minute Christmas gift for your wish list?

Or, likely to make one a probable 2AMer victim? (Yeah, this may be worth it if the first four come to fruition.)




How would your FAV react to you sporting the new Air Jordans?

9 comments

  • motorhead
    13 years ago
    "Or, likely to make one a probable 2AMer victim?"

    .....or the perp


  • motorhead
    13 years ago
    "How would your FAV react to you sporting the new Air Jordans?"

    She would refuse to ask me for a dance. But she WOULD fuck me and be my baby mama.
  • shadowcat
    13 years ago
    I guess that it is too late to put them on my Christmas list. :)
  • CTQWERTY
    13 years ago
    Shadow, there is always gift card redemption!
  • Alucard
    13 years ago
    My opinion of myself is NOT dependent upon my wearing Air Jordans, New or Not! And I would NOT wear them to try to impress another person.

    I've NEVER exited a Strip Club at 02:00. If I was staying after Midnight (And I haven't done that in about 13 yrs) I'd leave about 1:00 AM.
  • canny
    13 years ago
    I've never left at 2 AM either. 5 AM, yes. But never 2 AM.

    A few of the clubs in Pittsburgh stay open until 4 or 5 and one stays open as long as there are customers willing to pay for dances.
  • staxwell
    13 years ago
    I wear my J's during the day. But yeah, they work.
  • gatorfan
    13 years ago
    Air Jordans?
  • samsung1
    13 years ago
    canny, there are also two clubs here in Columbus that will stay open as long as customers are buying dances. I have heard about 10am closing times. At Club X it costs $425/hour and at Vanity it costs $600/hour.
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