The surefire way for a new or occasional customer to pry a dancer away from her regular?
The only way one will be able to get past the bouncer wearing mesh shorts?
Guaranteed extra-high mileage in the VIP?
Cause cheerleaders to flash you spontaneously?
The perfect last-minute Christmas gift for your wish list?
Or, likely to make one a probable 2AMer victim? (Yeah, this may be worth it if the first four come to fruition.)
How would your FAV react to you sporting the new Air Jordans?


"Or, likely to make one a probable 2AMer victim?"
.....or the perp