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Storage Wars

Monday, December 26, 2011 2:29 PM
I can't stand reality television. It's cheap, dumb, and not reality (it's dramatized). That said. I got addicted to Storage Wars and got my friends watching it. LOL They started calling me Barry because Barry Weiss on the show dresses like me with the Guayaberas and Hawaiian shirts and kind of talks like me. Then, we noticed he called something an 'ATF' and defined it "That means it's my All Time Favorite." !! and then got a measly $120 for something and he said "Well, that's lap dance money..." and then he said something else about strippers a few episodes later. So, Barry Weiss is a PL. LOL go watch Storage Wars.

16 comments

  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    Shit ya ! Doc ! I'm glade u r back in action........: )
  • motorhead
    13 years ago
    I agree with you about reality television. I hope this genre will soon run it's course. Having said, I do like Pawn Stars. It's well done and each character is entertaining. I've never watched Storage Wars. I bet Corey and Chumlee have had a few lappers with some Vegas hotties.
  • Jcromp856
    13 years ago
    YUP!!!! Strippers will always be the wow factor in my life
  • Doc_Holliday
    13 years ago
    Dude I would buy by Chumlee lappers for the laugh!
  • deogol
    13 years ago
    Yea, I have noted Barry as a strip club hound from what he says in Storage Wars.
  • londonguy
    13 years ago
    How about a series called Stripper Wars?
  • machinegun68
    13 years ago
    Also, the rumor is that Brandy is a former stripper, and Jared was a bouncer at her club.
  • londonguy
    13 years ago
    Do you guys have a reality series called 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here'?
  • Doc_Holliday
    13 years ago
    @machinegun68 - Really? I didn't know that? ... [view link] Holy shit! This show keeps getting more AWESOME!!
  • bang69
    13 years ago
    strippers have wars every night & day
  • snowtime
    13 years ago
    I watch almost no TV. That being said, I do like "Pawn Stars", "Hardcore Pawn", "Rick's Restoration", "Real Deal", and "Storage Wars". I only catch them occasionaly, usually late at night. I deal in antiques and collectables so naturally have an interest in the items on these shows. Some of the characters on the shows do get annoying, especially on "American Pickers". I do like to watch Barry and glad to know he is one of us. If somebody in California has a way to contact him let him know about this site.
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    @doc.....what I give u shout outs and as a troll my self I get no love ! What the fuck bro !
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    @doc.....you know trolls need love 2 fag !
  • deogol
    13 years ago
    I don't know if that is a good source to match Brandi as a stripper...
  • Book Guy
    13 years ago
    I think "porn wars" would be better. Combine it with "American Idol" style audience-voting. For example, Girl A really wants the job, gets up early, does her best on the casting couch, we all get to watch her blowjob technique, the arrogant British judge describes her performance as "like an aardvark trying to lubricate a ceiling fan"; later, Girl B (Girl A's roommate, of course, living together in a "Big Brother" style ultra-cool house in the warehouse district of some trendy downtown night-life city) ... uh, as I was saying, Girl B learns that Girl A did a bad job on the blowjob ("Colin said she worked him like a vardyard whateverthehell that is, and hanged herself on the ceiling by her fanny") ... uh, as I was saying, Girl A goes down on the judge and we watch and decide what kind of blowjob technique that is, too. Then Girl C (not a roommate) cries because she got the special number and is all teary about her mother who deserted her but then came back after she got over her addictions. So Girls A and D make out and then shoot up together. So then Doctor Drew tells them all to love themselves, so we get to watch them masturbate together. Finally back at the cool Big Brother house they make out some more and end the night with tickle fights.
  • deogol
    13 years ago
    ^^^ Needs to be a producer!
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