The Good Thing about Strippers

18 comments

• Prim0

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  13 years ago

  6. They rub their fine booties on my junk.
  7. They go away when I'm finished with them.
• Alucard

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  13 years ago

  I can agree with #1, #2, #4, & #5 from jackslash's list.
  
  I'll add that they use their months on my cock. LMAO
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  they have help me lose weights and save more of my money ! Not joking losing weight cuz I would rather have lapers or extras than food ! Lol.....saving money so I can make investments sowhen I'm 40 and 50 I can be the man in strip clubs and be their 24/7 and trhow $500 every fuckin night.......I'm going to die clubbing !
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  They take their clothes off. They let me fondle their naked bodies. Sometimes they fuck me. They don't bitch about it.
  
  What's not to like?
• looneylarry

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  13 years ago

  A very good one knows you and your moods and your body language. An ATF fits you like hand-in-glove. A good stripper will take your money, but you will leave knowing that it was worth it. A good stripper can navigate the greeting, chatting, sitting, cuddling, go-to-VIP routine effortlessly so that you both will think that it was your idea all along.
• Dougster

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  13 years ago

  They are pretty much all freaks once you get them OTC. They seem to be up for anything. Fuck them in the ass, cum of their, whatever.
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  There is always another one.
• mjx01

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  13 years ago

  I hate to be an ass... but #7. Excluding xATF, not interested in any strings attached.
• LeeH

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  13 years ago

  This is a variation/extension on #1, but for a mere $10, a hot girl who's half my age will show me her naked body.
  
  Hell, for the *possibility* of a mere $10, a hot girl who's half my age will give me the time of day. That's more than can be said for any non-stripper.
• skibum609

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  13 years ago

  I like strippers simply because I can easily hide my alcoholism by pretending I go to fondle naked women when in reality I am there to consume alcohol.
• Cheo_D

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  13 years ago

  @LeeH: LOL Preach it, for all of us P(O)Ls
• gatorfan

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  13 years ago

  They wrap their legs around a pole
  They let you slide in their hole
  They know when to scratch my balls
  They realize nature calls
  They like to suck dick
  Which I like when it's my dick
• txtittyfan

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  13 years ago

  There are a lot of them.
• rh48hr

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  13 years ago

  1, 2, 5, 6, plus what shadow and gmd added.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  1. They are strippers.
  2. They are strippers.
  3. They are strippers.
  4. They are strippers.
  ...
  Infinity. They are strippers.
  
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  I agree with shadowcat and Clubber. Just when you think you've met the babe of your dream, another one comes out of the dressing room.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  Now there is a trifecta! vm, sc, and yours truly!
• sharkhunter

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  13 years ago

  Some of them look good. Some will get on your lap and fondle you and let you fondle them. Some will even say all the right things to make you like them even more. Some smell good and don't have any bo that you can notice. Then when you see them again, they are ready to repeat everything they did right before. Even better they take off their clothes and threaten to fondle you in various ways. Usually those are not idle threats. If a stripper says she's going to rape your dick, watch out.