Wow. Worst club experience ever. Went...

Wow. Worst club experience ever. Went I to the club one afternoon at 1pm. I asked the bartender if any girls were working. The bartender was at least sixty and with tits that would make my grandma proud (fake and still saggy). She replied - just me sweety, let me change into my outfit.

While I was hoping yet outfit was a full length nightgown with wool socks it wasn't. She proceeded to offer me a lap dance. We sat down on a couch where grandma proceeded to talk serious trash about all of the other clubs. She then got up for god only knows why and I snuck out the back door.