I was killing time this early afternoon in a Calgary SC waiting for my vacation flight and approached a beauty for private dances. This lovely looked at me disdainfully and said:
"I don't dance for you stinky, grubby, unshaven rig pigs."
Well!! The 'rig pig' epithet is not offensive to guys like me; it is a badge of honour in fact. Stinky?? No way. I was sweet smelling and freshly manicured to soften up my work-roughened hands for my Toronto dancer whom I was meeting at Vancouver Int'l for our flight to Hawaii. Grubby and unshaven? Perhaps. I was dressed in Hawaiian beach wear and I was certainly unshaven. I was sporting a rampant untrimmed two month growth on my face. My Toronto dancer likes the look. She calls me her 'wild mountain man from the West'.
Do you think that rude girl suffers from pogonophobia? (That word entered my vocabulary in the last year and I never thought that I would ever get a chance to use it on this site.)
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last commentActually, I think she's just an arrogant fool who doesn't realize that judging a book by its cover is costly mistake. For her, that is.
Just laugh all the way the way to your little Hawaiian getaway. :))
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Arrgh That Bitch
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My comment is, if you're a rig pig, you earn a lot of money and spend half of your time on the rigs where you can't spend anything. I'm surprised that every stripper in the club doesn't chase you and your fellow rig pigs down when you walk in the door!
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Main Entry: pogonophobia
Part of Speech: n
Definition: a fear of beards
Etymology: pogonic 'pertaining to beards'
So, she knows oil is in the area and that likely rig pigs are about. Yet she makes no connection to the money derived from such endeavors and that, oh, she dances for money?!?
Next time, Art, just tell her she's mean and walk away. Might not change anything but then again some gals do like to leave a positive impression.
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That Dancer is just plain ignorant & FUCKING Stupid! With that sort of approach, I can't see her Bank balance ever growing - in fact, it will more than like go to ZERO! LMAO
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If I were to ask a dancer in a strip club near me, she would probably ask "what is a rig pig?" I can tell but I haven't heard that term hardly at all. I guess I would have something like a 2 inch long beard if I didn't shave for a couple of months. I'd probably resemble Blackbeard without the pirate clothes.
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Must have been plenty of money around for the dancer to act so mean spirited. Of course I've encountered a number of mean spirited dancers with a bad attitude. Moved to a different spot in a large club and sometimes the same dancers come around not even realizing you're the same guy they just antagonized a few minutes ago.
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I had not heard the word "pogonophobia" before, but I'm glad I've learned it. I have a beard, and now if a pretty girl rejects me, I'll know why.
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"Moved to a different spot in a large club and sometimes the same dancers come around not even realizing you're the same guy they just antagonized a few minutes ago"
Sounds like NO Brains & NO memory! Was she Drunk or high on illicit Drugs?
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Isn't "pogonophobia" the fear of pogo sticks?
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she lost money with comment
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Sorry, OT: Calgary east to Toronto then west to Hawaii???
Are you just being a chivalrous rig pig by meeting you dancer friend in Toronto, getting a mileage run as a bonus, or there weren't any filghts out of Vancouver?
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Sounds like Calgary, Vancouver , Hawaii. Anyway, that girl has some pretty extreme stupidity. Why is she even in the business?? Being obnoxious in this business will definitely cost her and the problem is that she will never know how much income she is losing by blowing people off this way. I could see her complaining later how it was a bad night...stupid.
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She definitely sounds like a pogonophobic.
And perhaps an automysophobic as well.
Either way - it's her loss, farmerart.
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@mjx01:
My lady flew Toronto-Vancouver and I flew Calgary-Vancouver. We missed our Honolulu connection so we are spending the night here in Van. She is looking over my shoulder right now as we stroll through tuscl.
@lopaw:
Automysophobic?? Wow!! Didn't have that one in my vocabulary. How often do you use that word in your day-to-day English usage? There is a disgustingly filthy catskinner at my exploration camp who strikes that fear wherever he goes.
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Never had a problem with mine. My current fave likes me to tickle her nipples with my beard.
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I'm pogonophobic too. I want pussy that is shaved clean.
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Sounds like NO Brains & NO memory! Was she Drunk or high on illicit Drugs?"
I couldn't tell that she was on drugs, but no memory and no brains probably applied. Hundreds of people were in the club so I guess she treated so many people poorly, she couldn't even tell them apart.
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Talk about missed opportunities!
Sometimes stupid is as stupid does
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Nice word, lopaw !! Art, have fun out on the islands. I'm sure you and your babe will. Dumb dancers like that one in Calgary will pay for their phobias.
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@Steve, @farmerart: my bad. Somehow, I missed the meeting in Vancouver part. Dyslexia sucks.
@Shadow: LOL! Me too.
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Oh bearded one you could have met me at the 5. You could have shown your Toronto friend how lame it is here in YVR. Have a great time in Hawaii.
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Twaaat ?
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