Pogonophobic Dancer ??
farmerart
I was killing time this early afternoon in a Calgary SC waiting for my vacation flight and approached a beauty for private dances. This lovely looked at me disdainfully and said:
"I don't dance for you stinky, grubby, unshaven rig pigs."
Well!! The 'rig pig' epithet is not offensive to guys like me; it is a badge of honour in fact. Stinky?? No way. I was sweet smelling and freshly manicured to soften up my work-roughened hands for my Toronto dancer whom I was meeting at Vancouver Int'l for our flight to Hawaii. Grubby and unshaven? Perhaps. I was dressed in Hawaiian beach wear and I was certainly unshaven. I was sporting a rampant untrimmed two month growth on my face. My Toronto dancer likes the look. She calls me her 'wild mountain man from the West'.
Do you think that rude girl suffers from pogonophobia? (That word entered my vocabulary in the last year and I never thought that I would ever get a chance to use it on this site.)
"I don't dance for you stinky, grubby, unshaven rig pigs."
Well!! The 'rig pig' epithet is not offensive to guys like me; it is a badge of honour in fact. Stinky?? No way. I was sweet smelling and freshly manicured to soften up my work-roughened hands for my Toronto dancer whom I was meeting at Vancouver Int'l for our flight to Hawaii. Grubby and unshaven? Perhaps. I was dressed in Hawaiian beach wear and I was certainly unshaven. I was sporting a rampant untrimmed two month growth on my face. My Toronto dancer likes the look. She calls me her 'wild mountain man from the West'.
Do you think that rude girl suffers from pogonophobia? (That word entered my vocabulary in the last year and I never thought that I would ever get a chance to use it on this site.)
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Just laugh all the way the way to your little Hawaiian getaway. :))
Part of Speech: n
Definition: a fear of beards
Etymology: pogonic 'pertaining to beards'
So, she knows oil is in the area and that likely rig pigs are about. Yet she makes no connection to the money derived from such endeavors and that, oh, she dances for money?!?
Next time, Art, just tell her she's mean and walk away. Might not change anything but then again some gals do like to leave a positive impression.
Sounds like NO Brains & NO memory! Was she Drunk or high on illicit Drugs?
Are you just being a chivalrous rig pig by meeting you dancer friend in Toronto, getting a mileage run as a bonus, or there weren't any filghts out of Vancouver?
And perhaps an automysophobic as well.
Either way - it's her loss, farmerart.
My lady flew Toronto-Vancouver and I flew Calgary-Vancouver. We missed our Honolulu connection so we are spending the night here in Van. She is looking over my shoulder right now as we stroll through tuscl.
@lopaw:
Automysophobic?? Wow!! Didn't have that one in my vocabulary. How often do you use that word in your day-to-day English usage? There is a disgustingly filthy catskinner at my exploration camp who strikes that fear wherever he goes.
Sounds like NO Brains & NO memory! Was she Drunk or high on illicit Drugs?"
I couldn't tell that she was on drugs, but no memory and no brains probably applied. Hundreds of people were in the club so I guess she treated so many people poorly, she couldn't even tell them apart.
Sometimes stupid is as stupid does
@Shadow: LOL! Me too.