TUSCL News

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Sunday afternoon

Went into Bazookas Sunday afternoon before the game, the place was dead. 3 new girls seemed to be working, a heavy set blonde, a skinny light skinned or mixed back chick and a short burnette…

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Video: Asian girl eats five guys

She sucks hard https://youtu.be/d6AdIIYIZrM?t=63 Could this be Juice's dream girl?

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Back to Vic's

Arrived at Vic's around 4pm. Cover charge was $10. I guess they have to make up for all the money they missed out on due to the pandemic. They took my temperature and ask me…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nothing special

First time here since covid: They have an outdoor space in the parking lot, which looks decent set up. I didn’t sit there since indoors is open and nobody was there. Soon as you go in…

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Catfish's

Wonder how much one could make using tender with Snapchat with cashapp

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For the dancers, who would you rather be with?

A well educated person with a good job and a high income? Or a semi-literate wanna be pimp who lives off of welfare?

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Jacksonville strip clubs fight to lower dancer age to 18

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – Some Florida strip club owners are lobbying to lower the age limit for dancers from 21 to 18-years-old, calling the current age requirement unconstitutional. A lawyer representing 13 clubs and four dancers in Jacksonville argued before a federal…

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Berkeley County WV Update

Berkeley County is apparently still on lockdown. At least it is that way on the Bunker Hill side. I was travelling in the area yesterday. Elysium, which had a June FB post about reopening, did not appear…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

First trip out!!!

First trip to a sc since covid and I gotta say I was nervous and excited at the same time lol it felt like my first time ever going! But u guys don’t care…

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“will be a woman”, Trump said about his Supreme Court Nomine to replace RGB...

Title couldn’t say it all. US President Donald Trump has said he will next week nominate a woman to replace the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell vows Senate will hold vote on Ginsburg’s replacement https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/09/18/mcconnell-vows-senate-will-hold-vote-on-ginsburgs-replacement-418021

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RickDugan is great with a camera!

last night he wanted to get out his phone and record some of our fun! Most of it I can't show you because it will make scrubby soooo jelly! Here is what I can show you... do you like…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Post COVid weekend PO trip

Made my first post Covid trip to PO. It has been open now for about a week or so. I parked in a large shared lot between various business. There usually is a flea market…

Politics

Ginsberg's Dying Wish . . .

“My most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new president is installed.” As accomplished as she was in her early career, this is proof positive that she devolved into nothing more than a political…

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Got my first girl saving up $20k to be with me

Yep that's right.. Now oddly she isn't a hoe but an older square bitch with a nice job but she really wants time with me so I'm charging big prices and to my shock at least this one is going…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Visiting P2

Needed some T & A distraction after a crazy Monday. Have started to visit P2 more than P Bama since the clubs reopened. Walked in and noticed that they have moved the door entry table…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Sad limitations at the Boat

The current AZ rules make the club not much fun. Masks are enforced. No floor dances and VIP and Champagne rooms are closed. No touching even when tipping on stage. The tips…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Good lineup

I don’t come here often because it’s about an hour from my house but I had the free time tonight. This is two bars in one. Ive never been to the front which is…

Solid Gold

London, Ontario

First Visit since Re-opening.

I dropped by Solid Gold's on a Sunday night. This was my first visit since the club had reopened after the lock downs due to Covid. After entering I had to sign a…

Exploring Texas Clubs

Been bouncing around clubs in Texas for many years. Thought I would offer the community some thoughts and observations. Comments are based on pre-covid, I have not been out since all this started in the spring. My feeling is that after some variations during re-opening, everything will settle down to normal. If your not familiar with a standard lap dance in Texas, it is full on booty contact with grinding. Yes, there are occurrences of "air" dances but definitely not the standard. High percentage hands on boobs. Most every club is $20 (there are exceptions, $10 floor dances with a $5 day one day a week at a couple of clubs in central TX). During…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

First time at Buck Wild - Fort Worth

First time at this club. Must wear a mask, go thru a metal detector and get a temperature check. Two levels. Main Floor and VIP seating upstairs. I paid $30 to go upstairs. This was during the…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Titty bar is now just a bar.

Took a chance that maybe this place wouldn't be horrible due to COVID but it was awful. I arrived around 9:00 PM on a Friday night. You enter the club and wait in…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

My First Review: Lessons And Lusting In Ohio

This is my very first review. It’s a bit long winded. You have been warned. Thanks for reading! A friend and I visited Lust in Toledo, Ohio about 9pm on Saturday 9/12/2020. Plenty of reviews describe the…

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Pittsburgh clubs

Has anyone had any experiences in any of the Pittsburgh area clubs since the second post-Covid reopening? Gonna be working out of the area over the next several days and would love to hear from someone who's done some recent…

Short story from College

Thought I'd share a funny story I wrote in creative writing in college. It was a strange prompt where we we all had to write various topics on pieces of paper and put them in a hat. The we all picked three at random. I got "John Locke" "1950S New York" and "Erotic" So I was the unlucky guy in the class that had to write erotica for a grade. I thought the end result was pretty funny, My friends still reference it all the time. The year is 1952 and Doctor Jackson Thunder is gently making his final calibrations to his top-secret time machine. His assistant Candy Sparx was given the task to find the appropriate man to bring back…

Politics

OT: Marxism as the religion of the left

From an article forwarded to me by a fellow TUSCLer: "... to Marxists, there is no such thing as a universal good or a universal evil. Those of us still in thrall to Judeo-Christian morality believe that good and evil are…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Gold Club post covid

I've been to Gold Club a few times since the reopening after covid. I think they open pretty early like noon. I usually get there around 6 or 7. Cover depends on how busy it…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Sunday’s at the Vu.

Usually a day tripper one of the girls stated she worked on Sunday they open late afternoon 5 or 7 don’t remember but I got there around 9. She told me that on Sunday they…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

A Good Club with Friendly People

Was in town on the way home from a business trip and decided to give this location a shot as they had a full kitchen and food was on my need list. While this is…

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Chinese women

Former NBA player Ty Lawson banned from Chinese basketball league for life due to comment about Chinese women. I think we are way too sensitive nowadays. His comments weren’t that bad, lol. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.www.complex.com/sports/2020/09/ty-lawson-banned-from-cba-instagram-posts-chinese-women-cakes

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Acrop post covid

I strolled into Acropolis on a Friday evening a few weeks ago. Portland is still in the Phase 1 reopening, so all strip clubs have to close by 10pm. I got to Acrop around 6.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Return to business.. Kind of?

The Return Pre-covid I was a fairly regular PL at desire I have reviewed them several times before. I am a day guy so understands nights might be significantly different. Some of this may be redundant…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Newly renovated dive bar but all else remains the same

I'll get to the basics shortly. If you know the place nothing has changed except....it has been totally renovated. From shit hole dive bar to a respectable gentleman's club. Still a…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Hot Chicks But Distanced Dances

I don’t know if it’s COVID or college starting, but this joint finally has some god damn new talent. I’ve been a regular here since this place was Scores. The past 2-3 years they’ve gotten…

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Stop before starting

I doubt I'm alone in this but wonder how many others have walked away from a dance that was just getting started. I met a dancer that I shared a drink and small talk with over the course of maybe 30…

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Stupid Alabama Rules

I was in Huntsville for business recently. The clubs are open, but operating under ridiculous rules. They have to stop selling alcohol at 11:00 p.m. and all alcoholic drinks must be consumed by 11:30. They can stay open after…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Very good tuesday

I went in to the “Super Tuesday” special to check it out and see if it was good. It was worth it! It was my first time going to a strip club since this covid…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Labor Day weekend visit

I haven’t been to Bandaids since COVID-19 and with clubs kept closing and re-opening, I thought it’s time to visit before they close again. Arrived Sunday night, the parking lot was fairly empty, you…

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SA GIRLS WITH ONLY ONE PICTURE

just wanted to check out some thoughts about something i've noticed for quite some time. every single girl that i've met on sa always had more than one pic on their profile. ones with only one pic - i met zilch. …

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Hot Asian Flashing Tittys

The future of girls flashing tittys is now! She gives new meaning to flashing her boobs https://thechive.com/2018/07/26/she-gives-new-meaning-to-flashing-her-boobs-video/

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St. Petersburg, FL 2AMer.

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — A person was shot and killed overnight outside the 4Play Gentlemen's Club on Gandy Boulevard. Deputies responded around 4:13 a.m. to the club at 10387 Gandy Blvd., according to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office. When they arrived, deputies…

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Bank robbery that financed $2,000 strip club binge

This bank robber is no John Dillinger. And how can you spend $2000 in a Kalamazoo strip club? https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/crime/man-sentenced-for-robbing-kalamazoo-bank/69-1db01270-ed09-4151-907d-a37cce5bb16c

Politics

Corrupt media: Jacob Blake is dead.

The following is an excerpt from an article titled, "LeBron James reacts to Lori Loughlin selecting prison of her choice." From a website titled "The Grio" and featured as a lead story on Yahoo news. I copied and pasted it…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

My First Bare Elegance Post Rona Opening Review

My fave L.A. club is back! Well, sort of. After reading Uncle Miltie's review and realizing the BE was back open I had to pay a visit. 9pm Friday night. $5 parking, temp check, sign…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Don’t waste your time

Don’t waste your time. No lap dances so you you need to go VIP. The cost was $150 for 15 min. Probably worse lap dance let alone VIP dance ever. Once they get you back…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not so steamy Sunday night

Made a visit to Platinum West last Sunday. Parking lot was the same but they have some new staff and immediately saw new bouncer outside. Door girl was new too. Mask is required and enforced!…

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The Game u feel me.. Its about the ism

Just figured out everything.. Hoes pay a P for his wisdom in the game That game impower a bitch and blesses a hoe Its by ism and ism alone that the P makes his money off this game

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The Temporary New Normal

Just returned from my monthly trip to San Diego/Tijuana. I will be including all of the logistics in this review since my last review was labeled a "dear penthouse" letter. After rereading it,…

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HELP Does Anyone Know How To Delete An Account?

I keep trying to delete Icey Locos account but I can't find the 3 little dots on my page? I think I would be doing everyone a big favor if I could delete Loco's account along with the other 5 he…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Hush, Indeed.

After getting a good fill of drinks from Diamond Dolls over in Clearwater, it was going towards 9PM and I was starting to get hungry. I was still accompanied by shanny72 and he suggested that…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Saturday night visit after Labor Day Weekend

I had an opportunity to visit Purple Orchid. I was not sure what to expect when I visited there. The moment I walked in, I was asked to have my temperature checked and…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Shimmers First Visit

Was driving by and decided to stop and check it out on a weekday afternoon. I know the club scene here and I know this is bottom tier, but figured with COVID that nowhere was…

Politics

Ruth Bader Ginsburg / Dead at age 87

The presidential election just got a little more important just now. https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/18/politics/ruth-bader-ginsburg-dead/index.html No way can any Supreme Court Justice get approved before January. So the next president will nominate her replacement. Ginsburg has been one of…

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OT: Say Wut

"Huge 6-year-old dominates opponents in viral football video" "... His name is Aiden Smith and, at the age of 6, he is already 5 feet 1 and 130 pounds. His father, Kirk Smith, played quarterback and has thoroughly enjoyed watching all…

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How many pimps does it take to delete a profile photo?

I don't know. But apparently the job is more than a single pimp can handle. https://tuscl.net/discussion/73658/

Pussycats NE

Portland, Oregon

Not worth

There is parking in the back, fits ~3 cars. Ring the doorbell to get in at the side entrance. Was greeted by a young lady, 7/10 fit but not terribly attractive. She took me to…

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Viral Video Of Woman Twerking On An Open Casket During Funeral

I plan to request this at my funeral. https://www.comicsands.com/video-woman-twerking-open-casket-funeral-2647690963.html

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Why Massachusetts produces so many comedians......

Jay Leno; Conan O'Brien; Steve Carrell; Dennis Leary; Amy Poehler; Lenny Clark; Dane Cook; Patrice Oneal; Steven Wright; Louis C.K. (age 7) and on and on, were all born in Eastern Massachusetts and grew up around here. Not a bad…

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Stripper vomited in my hotel room

Few weeks back, i had this dancer I've known for years meet up for a couple nights. The first night was a blast. Just like old times. On night 2 we had a nice dinner and went for…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Day shift discoveries!

Stopped in for the first time in a bit last week, and on the day shift for the first time at this particular club (may have done it once or twice before, but I don’t…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Just an okay experience

Decent well-lit parking and an easy, clearly-marked entrance, Dreamer's Cabaret has a pretty posh interior for not being a "gentleman's club". There's a large center stage in the main room that runs the length of…

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I denouncing the Spirit of Tricking and Im a born again with this Pimpin

I'm giving up tricking I love these hoes more than their pussy hole's I'm giving up tricking I once was gay but now I'm gonna save these renegades with this spirit of pimpin I'm giving up tricking Its more than that dolla or making these…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Omg stripper to customer ratio.

So there's 10 to 15 strippers to patron ratio Thursday. $10 dances. If you can't score extra's I'm sorry. Please join a support group. Otherwise, happy fishing. Good luck.

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Never done escorts but any site recomendations?

I am old school, don't care for meeting online but with clubs in California apparently shut down indefinitely, have been considering the escort option. Any recommendations on the best and safest/most legit sites? I see list crawler seems to be…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Omg stripper to customer ratio.

So there's 10 to 15 strippers to patron ratio Thursday. $10 dances. If you can't score extra's I'm sorry. Please join a support group. Otherwise, happy fishing. Good luck.

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Every kind of bitch can serve a perpuose to a real motha fucka

A while bake I wrote about how every stripper served a purpose and how u could use all them and still respect each ones boundried and maximise your fun in the clubs Well since my Nirvana moments recently with much reading…

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What's the major difference with a low level pimp and a high level Trick ?

What happens if a person is both a high level pimp and trick I know that is supposed to be not possible and actually pimps would say that's just a Simp but let's be real Drug delears get high off their supplies..…

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looking for a dancer that danced in central/northern ohio in 2005 - 2015

anyone go through ohio from 2005 to 2015 in either Bucyrus, Ohio (FantasyLand) or Mansfield, Ohio (Tophat or Showtime) and get dances from a dancer that had a Marine Symbol on her pubic area (just above her pussy)? What was her…

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What potential charges good we face being associated with strippers

Like some of us are really fucking good with these girls We get to date them.. Fuck them.. Drive them or pick up from the club Some of us do or supply drugs to them Never given much thought but how serious…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Post covid stop - not worth it

Dropped by on the way through the area and really could have done without the trip. Looks like it has been open for a little bit since the covid closures. They have x…

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Listings (reviews) by user

When you click on a user, you can see counts of everything. One of the counts is listings. It shows you all of the clubs that the user has reviewed. I looked at mine and must say I had several…

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What Strip Clubs in Atlanta Are Open Now POST Covid-19 (Corona Virus)?

Curious which Strip Clubs in Atlanta are open and in operation with strippers working in tem? Thank you in advance!

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Too busy to get attention but decent selection

Not as nice as my last couple of visits, but the place was packed. Masks are still required to enter but no temp check. Girls cant take their tops off on stage but…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

The new normal is...exactly the same?

I'll go through the entire spiel for the more discerning reviewers, but if you're just interested in the post COVID particulars and my specific experience this time, you can skip ahead to the break. Johnny A's…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Rainy and Relaxed

By the looks of recent Tampa reports this week in particular (9/13 to 9/17), business in the clubs - and everywhere else in general - has been pretty sluggish. I think it relates to the…

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OT: Let COVID have the win

Cases in Europe are trending higher than they did during the March peak. New Zealand had completely eradicated the virus, which then came back from unknown origins. China continues to get outbreaks, which they attempt to suppress (information,…

Politics

Presidential Debate Thread

There was a thread in anticipation of the upcoming debates, but I can no longer find it. I came across an interesting quote from Trump tweet about 2012 election. " I suspect @JoeBiden could do well tonight. Don't be fooled by…

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Strip Clubs Are Open Will You Go?

SCs are open in NJ. I'm thinking about it... Is it safeish?

A tale of dating 2 dancers

I'm writing this as both a cautionary tale and to warn not to judge all dancers the same way. I dated both these girls at different times, some experiences were similar, some different. Girl 1 I will call Anna because she came first so A for Anna. I met her at a club on a slow Thursday years ago. We talked for hours, and she gave me her number. A few days later we got lunch together, it went great, so we did that a few more times. But I also made my first mistake. I would visit her at the club too. If you want a non-club friendship and hang out outside the club, don't go to the club. Things…

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Strangest songs you have ever heard in a strip club

After reading Dr Evil's discussion of first song you heard in a strip club. That got me thinking of strangest songs you have heard. So here are a few a remember. Some DJ's like to play games with the…

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Overhyped places IYO

I'll throw out my list but knowing it might piss some people off who I really like on here from these areas. But don't take it personally, this is a list of places I really like just a little underwhelmed…

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Quick Idea of being a fake SD to fuck young hot bithces

According to google this called being a Salt Daddy lol Also according to Google the average SB allowance is $3k a month Couldn't we just save up a good 6 to 18 months ( of course pending how long u running this…

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A REAL ROUGH WAY TO EAT PUSSY AND FORK OVER A GRAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjteWTUiAc8

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Ever consider fucking old ladies for cash ?

Yep even thinking about trying to find a sugar momma or Gay Daddy Is this even possible ? I'm def the steady bear type of guy

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If the strip club experience remains the same .......

will you remain a customer? Many of us have been to clubs since the shutdowns. If at the clubs you have been to, nothing changes from right now going forward, would you remain a customer and if so, for…

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Penthouse Detroit

So tomorrow is 1 year after Detroit closed Penthouse for a year. Wonder if the chaons will bw taken off the doors...

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High volume vs low volume. High costs vs low costs.

Does it even matter as long as you're getting the service you want at the price you're willing to pay?? I'm picky. I'm willing to pay more for the service I want with the girl that I want at the expense…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

post covid review

lap dances - five minutes $25.00 Private dances - Fifteen minutes $140, thirty minutes $240 Temperature check and tracking form on entry. No free reentry for any reason. Smoke a cigarette or get money from your car…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

A sports bar with nude entertainment

Getting in the place gives more the feeling of a neighborhood sports bar than a strip club. Just one stage next to the bar, a few high top tables to sit at and a pool…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Quick check-in - Reason for optimism !

I'm a longtime customer here - although I post much less often than I visit including in normal (pre-COVID) years. This year is obviously an exception. I hobby (Clubs etc) much much less often. This is…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

OK For a Low Key Thursday Afternoon Visit

This is a review of a Thursday afternoon visit to Savannah's. Arrived around 2:30pm, Savannah's is right off of Peters Creek Parkway, south of W-S, easy to find and easy to park. I…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

1st inside visit since March 2020

Visited last Wednesday (9/9) at about 6:45pm. I decided to see how they were handling allowing customers inside the club. They still have the outside tent/fenced in area open (see my previous review). I walked in wearing a…

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My friends, I'm sorry to say my store has been burned down by antifa

But the good news is that my gas station blew up taking many antifa to burn in hell and I wasn't there haha (only goopbop, good overnight man he was) Serves them right they come in my store drink slurpee…

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TUSCL Toolboxes

Remember this douche? Larryfisherman https://tuscl.net/member/514663/about/ or this one (same guy) Clackport https://tuscl.net/member/198680/ Now we got this one: Iceyloco https://tuscl.net/member/624633/ San Jose Guy finally left, assuming either Mamisan ran over him with her minivan or his Aspergers finally got the best of him. https://tuscl.net/member/408818/ Only to be replaced…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Post Covid w the enhanced blonde

It is almost like we need a new post covid review system. Seems a lot of places are a skeleton of their former selves. And 2001 is no exception. Tampa is way different then the…

Wedgewood Inn

Washington, New Jersey

Post Covid - reopened

Stopped by on my way back from Philipsburg. It was the labor Day Saturday, so the 1st few days NJ allowed in door dining. They have a 12 people limit and you are supposed…

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Houston 2AMer.

Police are searching for a suspect who was involved in a shooting outside of an area strip club early Monday morning that put one man in the hospital. The victim, 43-year-old Esteban Almarez, was sent to the hospital in an unknown…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Strokers?

Now that the city of Chamblee has appeared to finally make good on their years-long objective of destroying Follies, has anybody who used to go there tried Strokers? Both this and Platinum have come up the most as alternatives. I've tried…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Pleasantly surprised

It’s 1:30am on a Saturday night and my little head decided that I wanted to go to a strip club. Finding places open past 2 in Dallas leaves only a few options, primarily Bucks Wild…

Politics

Maybe The NFL Isn’t Completely Irredeemable

https://www.google.com/amp/s/sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/alejandro-villanueva-only-steelers-player-to-cover-name-of-police-shooting-victim-on-helmet-152737375.html

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

7up club in WI Dells??

I went to Cruising Chubbys for the first time two Fridays ago and WOW this place is great. Drinks are VERY reasonable, about $7 per drink for simple top shelf vodka drinks. Dances are done in…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Covid Re-Opening (Pre-Vaccine)

So, as the Covid Pandemic of 2020 drags on - Club Desire/Lust decided to re-open once again back on September 1. Initially the club was going to be open Thursday thru Sunday, but has now expanded to be open EVERY…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Post Covid visit

It's was my first post COVID visit to this place. Visited late sat afternoon after seeing a lot of cars in a parking lot. Minor changes incorporated due to COVID-19 were temperature check and sign…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Covid Opening (Pre-Vaccine)

Caveat - As I'm unable to read the several previous reviews, please ignore the belaboring of any particular point... So, as the Covid Pandemic of 2020 drags on - Club Desire/Lust decided to re-open once again…

Spot Lite

West Allis, Wisconsin

Still open

I was curious to see whether this place was still open and thriving! As I mentioned before, this is a small club with one stage. Music is not too loud, and lighting level is medium. An…

Main Event

Mays Landing, New Jersey

First Visit since Corona

First visit to a club since March. Showed up on a Tuesday around 10pm. They checked my temperature at the door and there was no cover. I was wearing a mask the…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Post covid clubbing

I wanted to check the post covid scene at the clubs checked this place out it was never a place for extras but always a good time for a drink and to see some tits…

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"Cuties"

Is it a pedophiles dream or just 11 year old's doing what 11 year old's do? I tried watching it just to see what all the stink was about. First of all I really don't like documentaries and I hate foreign…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Test run for hk

Dropped by for a stop after Labor Day to see how things were after gathering various pieces of intel online. For the most part, what you find online is the truth as they are…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Saturday Afternoon visit. The good, the bad, and the old.

Stopped by for the first time since before Covid. Everything looks about the same. They did fix up the seats, which was the only cosmetic thing I noticed. The bar had to change to…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Not worth it

So, I stopped in on a Monday afternoon to see what the new Covid like scene was. Arrived around 4-5 pm I believe. There were 2 decent looking dancers sitting next to the only other…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

August Update

This is a review from early August. Arrived around lunchtime, not too busy. Paid the valet and upon entering tipped the security guy who was not charging a cover. Many familiar faces…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Looking Up at The Strip

Before Covid I was not much of a fan of this place. However, they seem to have adapted well and have made it a good experience (with a few annoyances). No cover because…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Landing strip austin texas

Went to the landing strip south austin texas.. It's a little rundown on the outside but ok Paid a 10$ cover to get in. It was pretty busy but not packed. There are 3 stages a main…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Slow Wednesday post Covid reopening

Stopped by Cowboys for the first time since it re-opened during Covid. Was greeted by the doorman outside the front door where he checked my temp. After passing the test he told…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Latest on Cheeks (West Carrollton)?

Has anyone been back to Cheeks since they reopened? I see that their hours have change ... now open on most days at 11:45am.

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Not the New Follies but still a Good Time

Unlike some cities where the post-lockdown club scene can be expected to return to something very close to a pre-pandemic state (looking at you, metro Detroit), between the navigation of new rules and the possibly…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Better than hooters

Before covid, the Pony was my favorite place to watch sports so I decided to stop in for the first time since it started. Wasn't very busy being a weeknight. Not much has changed except…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Worth it, even on a slow night

My third time here. I always have fun. The club was the emptiest I've seen it, both dancer-wise and customer. Has it's pros and cons. For a while my friend and…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Post Covid Return.....ehh

Finally got to return to stage dolls Monday. I figured things wouldn't be the same but I'd still get to stare a naked woman so I'll deal. I'll give the normal detail....parking lot around the…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Bland Reopening

Bare Elegance has quietly reopened in a modified form for evenings only. They are not advertising. The last I looked, there was nothing on their webpage or Twitter feed about it. The club has…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

The Holy Grail of Extras

I have been on what some might call a tour of the Tampa/Sarasota area clubs after recently moving to this area and I think I have found the one. It was my first time there,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Slow Saturday

Visited again SC this time on a Saturday around 1:00 PM. As it was probably mentioned before there is some construction going on on the west side of the parking lot on the back but…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Back to normal.. almost

Decided to make the trip to one of my previous favorites to see how things were going post Covid. Valet parked and made my way indoors wearing my mandatory mask. Paid the cover…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Permanent Closure?

In the past 24 hours or so there seems to have been a thread running through social media of former Folllies dancers lamenting the "permanent closure" of the club. There are no substantive details backing this up so far…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Heard they were open

Heard they were open so decided to stop by a saturday afternoon. They had a small tent set up in the parking lot with some chairs and tables. There was a girl serving…

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Why do strippers need a pimp ?

Is it a profession that has gone by the way side ? I ask because I'm looking to do it but not in the shitty traditional since. Hell to be honest it sounds like one hell of a sugar daddy. Thus if…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Decent Local Spot - Worth Checking out if Visiting

Wanted to try out Cheetah, as it is about 10-15 minutes from where I live and was hoping to find a decent local spot after trying Emerald in Port Charlotte and being underwhelmed. Cheetah is…

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How are clubs doing in your area in general?

I feel like a lot of clubs seem to boom when they just reopen regardless of stupid new limitations, but is biz still good outside of initial reopening in your areas? Is it slower than normal, average, better than normal?…

Main Event

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Couch Dances Are A Minimum Of 15 Overpriced Minutes

Club had a sterile feeling, and stools were spaced far apart. Barmaid checked my forehead for a temperature. There was only one "dancer"; a plump, brunette wearing glasses who couldn't pull off the sexy geek…

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What percentage of men see sex workers?

One poll said 14% of men have paid for sex at one point in their life. Seems low. How many more are not admitting it?

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

About time!

Return to action!!! 1st post COVID strip club visit and it felt as though nothing really changed here for the most part. Cannot read previous post COVID reviews but here it goes... Beer price didn’t change…

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COI girls moving to TJs in Stanton

I've been seeing the SR COI girls now putting on their Instagram that they are working in Stanton at TJs. Wonder if it will be COI level mileage?

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

After and before covid lockdown, same great club

4 girls were above average and others are all I have been seeing last 12 months. After covid lockdown, this is my first visit and they followed all Michigan state covid precautionary measures like sanitizers,…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Pricey, but worth it for me.

Hit up Centerfolds after I learned Hiliter wasn't offering lap dances or VIP. Pretty big inside, but the space isn't used all that well. Maybe it's because of covid, but the stage was well away…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Pretty Good but Always Some Bad

Well decided to make a return visit. Temp check at the door with the normal $3 cover and must have a mask on to enter. Once in you can remove your mask to…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Another Fun Time at Tommy's

I have had a couple of visits to this club since my last review of this place. Overall, my experience has been pretty fun time and here are some details. As described in my last review,…

Silk City Gentlemen's Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Quite a change from the "Goose"

Yesterday I set out early to do some mongering in the Paterson area, which is a rarity for me. In fact, I haven't been to a Paterson club in a couple of years. I had…

Politics

Cardi B Interviews Biden, Hilarious Roasting Ensues

https://youtu.be/5irRnP6mPBo Brrrt. So many good lines here.... Funniest thing is Mrs. WAP saw the video and responded with a now-deleted tweet that ‘She knows more about politics than these two because she pays more in taxes.’ Dafuq?

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Where are the old days

Been coming back here since they reopened and the vibe is definitely not the same as before. Stopped in on this recent Wednesday afternoon with only an hour or so to enjoy. The place hasn’t…

Aladdin's Dream Boutique

Laredo, Texas

Not great, but at least it's open...

Never been here before and will likely never be again, but I was intrigued by what I'd read about Aladdin's and wanted to check it out on this ultra-rare visit to Laredo. Aladdin's Dream Boutique is…

Politics

“We are fighting for all Americans, from all backgrounds, of every age, race, r

Title couldn’t say it all. “We are fighting for all Americans, from all backgrounds, of every age, race, religion, birthplace, color & creed. Our agenda is NOT a partisan agenda – it is the mainstream, common sense agenda of the American People.” ~…

Politics

I’m all for my black brothers and sisters but I can’t stand they mf Ben Crump

He’s a leech and I can’t stand his ass, man is a opportunist like a mf. Gets on big cases just to put his big ass head on tv, he don’t really care. His ass did that biggie and Tupac…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Back open

After being closed for months Bristol was one of the last clubs to reopen. Lots of folks figured they wouldn't since the same owners own Boxx Office in Portage which has less rules for coronavirus…

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OT: Sirius/XM Hijacked By BLM ??

Did any of you with SiriusXM experience being unable to receive your customary stations while driving ~ 3pm EDT ? I kept getting the "Acquiring Signal" display indefinitely (manual says should go away in 2 seconds if you see it.)…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Out with the old, in with the new

Drove by last week and noticed a big tent outside with a sign saying open inside and outside. Stopped by yesterday to check it out, I had heard that the girls are brand new. Bar…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Only two dancers

Henrys was not allowed to open when the last state restrictions went on because they did not serve food. I don't know why they're opening now but they are now a bikini bar. The place…

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You know I give Icey a lot of credit

He has actually done what many thought impossible, becoming even more hated than SJG. With over 130 blocks (I didn’t even realize there was that many members on the DB) It’s downright a borderline miracle. Let’s take a second to…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Back to East St Louis

Stoped in a few weeks back, actually the day after the governor allowed bars to open in Illinois due to COVID. I don’t care for the “ambiance” of this place, big wide open…

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Training for VIP

Here is the proper technique for a VIP dance https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=43891023

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For all my scammers, learn to make a scam burger

https://youtu.be/YAbivXeXdZk

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Play it again, Bogart's: my first visit here, no action but I'd try it again

For me this was a first visit ever to Bogies. No dancer approached in my hour long visit, but I consider this a scouting visit for my sake and I'd give the place another try.…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Pleasantly Surprised

With my beloved Bottoms Up still closed, I heard that a couple of the girls were now at 5th Ave so thought I'd check it out. I got there around 9:15 PM. One important thing…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Nearly left from no attention, but then I found out unicorns are real...

This is about the 3rd visit to Criket I had since reopening. I arrived at 3:30 and planned to leave at 4:30, and as 4:30 rolled by I had not yet had one girl sit…

Politics

Trump will be “re-elected” by the “Electoral College”; the “deliberative body” o

Title couldn’t say it all. Trump will be “re-elected” by the “Electoral College”; the “deliberative body” of the 1%. “We the people” don’t elect the president directly, the electoral college does “selects” the POTUS to benefit the 1% in America. The 1% is…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Ehh it’s the only game in town could’ve been better

This is my 2nd visit to this club both of which are during Covid due to all other clubs in New England being under strict guidelines. That being said you think they would take advantage…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Happy to be back at it.

So this was a few weeks ago before many of the other jersey clubs reopened, rest a bit was ahead of the curve. Was driving by and decided to make a pit stop. Mask required…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Coulda shoulda been better

So I went to check if showplace had reopened, they haven’t. so I decided to make a little drive To a new club for me that I knew was open. Have heard mixed reviews about…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Bikini Bar due to Covid

Stopped in around 10:00PM on Saturday 9/12. Bar was 1/4 full. Have to get your temp taken and wear a mask on entry. $5 cover, No valet. They resurfaced the stage during the shutdown, but…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Limited Experience

I stopped by here on a Monday around lunch time, my first visit to this place since the covid nightmare ruined all of our lives. From a dancer quantity and quality standpoint, things weren't too…

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average stripper retirement age

Among the girls you've known in strip clubs, what was the average age that they decided to quit stripping? Did you think they left at about the right time, should have stayed in it longer, or stayed a little too…

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Ft Worth 2AMer

A gunman is still on the run in Tarrant County where a Fort Worth man was killed yesterday. Sunday, police got 911 calls about gunfire in the parking lot of Temptations Cabaret, a strip joint on Camp Bowie West just south…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Some fun at Landing Strip

I entered the Landing strip at about 2pm in the afternoon paid the $5 cover and sat at a table. Very quickly, a waitress came to get my drink order, which is just a beer.…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Open but not really

So i decided to check if la pear lounge would be open on football Sunday. I figured it would be a perfect day fir them to open and welcome people back. When i pulled up…

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1st time here?

So how do you guys answer this question. I just instinctively say no, I’ve been here before. And sometimes I kinda regret it thinking it would’ve been nice to get a little rundown of the club but don’t wanna look…

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Your Taste In Girls As A Kid vs Now.

Has your preference in girls really shifted or changed growing up? I think the overall style and fashion I liked has remained the same (since I was a young teenager, any kind of alternative look fascinated me - tattoos/piercings, unnatural…

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Not Right Now

Quick question for all you experts on here. Has happened to me a couple times recently and of course before. I like to relax, have a drink and get a chance to see the talent. What happens when the hottest…

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I got to be a dancing police officer today

Here is the video! Enjoy ot boyz 😘 https://youtu.be/QguaG8nv4-Q

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Curves Cabaret: A Desert Gem

This club is hands down my favorite one in Tucson! As I walked in, of course the first thing done was a temperature check/ID check, then to the cashier. Typical, but they have a red velvet…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Open but not open!

So i decided to check if la pear lounge would be open on football Sunday. I figured it would be a perfect day fir them to open and welcome people back. When i pulled up i could see the owner…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Its open

After months of being closed for Covid Vics is back open. Went to Vics in the Afternoon around 4PM since its an early hours club meaning open 11AM-7PM . Inside due to covid they take…

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Hot tubbing in an N95 mask

Cause I like the hot. And the bubbly jet that runs up and down your back. And the minor fondling and the neck and shoulder rubs that generally occur. Even if the mask is tight and uncomfortable. That’s…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Best Bar in Akron,Canton area..

Best bar in Akron, Canton area. Jen was the bartender what a relief a sexy woman that don't have to wear allot of make-up. This place was really busy at 8p.m. Great drink prices…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Under new management & got worse

Horrible, Ghetto, terrible management, mean bouncer, I did not feel safe at all. Had to get search & pat down at the door. Drinks over price and most dancers spent more time on the…

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Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Limit your expectations

So this was my first trip back to crystal city restaurant since COVID hit. Surprisingly not much has changed. The smoking area is still open, they’re running at almost full capacity (besides the bar) and…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Hours?

Anyone know what time this place opens up on weekdays? The phone is disconnected and their Facebook page hasn't updated since 2015. Lol

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Quick Ride on The pony

After a long night at work I was originally planning to have some drinks with a couple of friends after work, but plans fell through and I was bummed out and bored. My quick solution…

Politics

Who’s organizing the riots ?

An article describing the findings of a 10 year investigation of the 1960s riots reveals that today’s BLM riots are being organized in exactly the same way. -A group of mostly-white, bored rich kids is drawn to Marxism as a…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Back in the saddle

First time back to Akron for work since the whole covid craziness started. I wasn't sure what to expect in terms of changes with how this place was operating its business. Short answer:…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Thursday is the best day

I work from home and have been bored this summer because of covid. Hak's is the only club in new castle county. Having gone to this club several times this summer, do not go on…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Avoid this Boring place In the daytime

Called their number, since Philadelphia slowly returning to life. Five names on this weekday afternoon, OK. I go deal with that COVID temperature check, and am told two drinks but that will include…

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Austin sex worker gets robbed

https://www.kxan.com/news/crime/man-robbed-woman-at-central-austin-hotel-after-meeting-for-paid-sexual-encounter-police-say/ Interesting (and nice) to see that the women weren't charged or arrested, just the ROB dude.

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Tragic News From the Far Side

Mrs. Hornibastard received a phone call from Indonesia late yesterday that kept her on the phone jabbering incessantly for more than an hour in our formal, front living room. When she finally came out, her mood was quiet and somber.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sunday brunch

I stopped by bogies for the 1st time since covid, early Sunday, after striking out at Hank's. I couldn't believe my luck walking in. 2 customers besides myself and one of my all time bogart…

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

Ugh

I had no idea this club was still there so I decided to try it out. $10 cover in the afternoon, which I thought was a little much. Walk in and there’s about 6 girls…