The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174

A lot of nothing, a legit super-hottie, and a ROB

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chiefwiggum
Nov 3, 2020, 12:57 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This review covers two days of going to the Landing Strip. Both days were bad (starting with work, then the casino, and ending with the club). I'll skip drama of the day and just stick with the nonsense of the club.

The first day, I decided to park in the neighborhood and walk in. I told them that I was visiting and staying close by and I decided to walk there. The parking guy told me that he was going to charge me anyway for parking, but would have let it slide if he saw me in an Uber. (I should've told him I was in an Uber). I didn't feel like fighting it and turned around thinking that this fits in perfectly for an already crappy day. But, he was cool and told me that he would let me up this one time. It didn't matter anyway, as this first day was a bust. The first day had a party going on where there was like a total sausage fest by the bathrooms. They must have had like two tables of food but no one was eating. The girls were clearly a few steps below from BTs and Flight Club earlier this week.

As stated before, you go upstairs for the club. The was a temperature check on the wrist iirc and of all the places I visited this week, this was the only place that I had to pay a coat check ($2) for my zip up hooded sweatshirt. The guy called it a jacket, but it really is more like a shirt. The stage is thin like a run way, about 3 steps up, with offsetting poles. At one end of the stage is a square bar, where the girls exit. At the other end, where the girls first enter the stage is the bathrooms. $20 seating for booths, and I think $3 for tables. I wonder if ordering food gets you a free booth... Anyway, of all the clubs, this felt the hardest to socially distant. Of the crowds during my trip, this crowd seemed the least worried about social distancing. 90% of the crowd was the party, and they occupied almost all of the girls. To be fair, they were making it rain, I would say $100 at a time. After two drinks, I left. One girl had approached me the whole night and was not my cup of tea. Btw, dances are in curtained partitions downstairs with a guy keeping track.

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