The Donald Trump Dildo, Recently Released Limited Edition Sex Toy 😄

11/1/2020 11:47:51 AM

"LANGENHAGEN, DK—It's amazing no one's thought of this before.

The German company Organotoy has created its newest toy, The Donald, and according to the company's publicity, which seems to be talking about more than its dildo, "The Donald believes he is the hottest stallion in the stable. Oh what am I saying, in the whole world! I have beautiful full hair, a healthy orange skin color and believe that climate change is just weather and that he has done more for PoC or the LGBTQI+ community then any other President." But, the company notes, "In reality, he acts like a racist and misogynistic asshole who thinks with his balls instead of his brain."

"The Donald comes complete with genital warts, which represent his thousands of lies," the company explains, "while the lesions stand for his many disgusting actions like his mask spurning, caging immigrant kids, his actions against the LGBTQI+ community and the handling of the Covid 19 crisis in general."

Availability of The Donald is strictly limited to 40 pieces and the earnings will be donated.

The Donald is sold under German laws. Its total height is 7.48 in., usable circumference 16 cm (6.3 in.) and the usable length is approx. 15 cm (5.9 in.). 😄😄

Great gift for that crazy magatard uncle or any loud, obnoxious trump zealot.

Designed to be inserted in the rectum to insure the recipient feels, viscerally, the pain and suffering Trump has caused to others with the enthusiastic support of this Magat. With luck and enthusiastic use, hopefully will cause lasting damage so as to deter the user from future follies in support of other authoritarian tyrants.