Well I figured I might as well introduce myself

Hello. I’m Shin, this is my first discussion post. Below is my review I wrote a few days ago lol. It was denied for reasons you can probably guess. Anyway. This is my official introduction to the community.

I'll start by telling you I've only ever been to two strip clubs. Both in Washington State. This is a new review for an old visit back in 2017. My first time going to a strip club. It was better than the second time I went! Now that you know I'm a noob.. lets get to it. It was AWESOME. I was a horny college boy asked to go there with my buddies. This is a nonalcohlic club.

Had to pay a cover fee to get in. Went in with my buddies with $100 and no wallet in my pocket. Atmosphere was nice. Dark, music playing. Hard to tell whats going on at the other end of the club. Its so dark. The stage is opposite the entrance where you enter. Its a nice size, plenty of room for the girls. Rap music mostly. The place where girls do the do on you is in the far back furthest you can get from the stage, and private. I sit down with my buddies. Now you've gotta understand this is all new to me. Seeing the half dressed girls on stage was hot. All of the girls were sexy. I saw no one fat, overweight, walrus sized, what ever you want to call it.

Saw a lot of white sexy girls, definitely other races as well, but mostly white. I see the sexiest stripper I've ever seen in my entire life head to toe in tats start dancing on stage. She is hot as wow man, 5'6, 120, curvy, and Tatted. Can't believe this happens but watch this, she gets off stage and comes straight to me. We talk, shes super friendly... and again.. hot. She asks me if I want a dance. I say yes. She asks if this is my first time. I say yes. She gives me two dances for the price of one, bro she was so good I fell in love lol. I didnt even know she gave me 2 dances I was so absorbed. $20 a dance by the way. By the way, there was a lot of girls in the club this night. At least 20.

So yea, dances here are $20 a pop. I guess if you get lucky and have the right girl you can get more for less though. Now I'm not a reliable source on whether you should go to this club or not but I had fun my first time. It was better than the other club I went to my second time. I'd say there's hot girls, and you can have contact. But honestly.. If you're here for travel just take the 2 hours and drive down to Portland. They've got alcohol at their clubs. We don't.

P.S
Papi Chulo took a raging dump on this review lol. Said it seemed like a VIP grab. See thing about me is I never lie. He was right >:)