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Remember whatever happens today DO NOT STOP YOUR VEHICLE

Whatever group you run into. I can't keep up with all the groups. Full speed ahead, fuck 'em. It's either them or you. And you have strippers to go home to. Just remember two words: Reginald Denny

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And one last PSA

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Stay safe out there folks!

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twentyfive

If they run under your vehicle back up and run them over again

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gammanu95

I hope you do, and get sued for every last penny.

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Papi_Chulo

I passed by a Costxo around lunchtime and there was a line of cars 4 or 5 deep per pump waiting to gas up bc of the "impending hurricane"

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gammanu95

Are you using hurricane as a euphemism, or is that a fake news rumor?

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Papi_Chulo

^ the former

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shadowcat

Cleaning bugs off the front end is always a chore. Think I'll just stay home.

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rickthelion

Testify!

Nothin’ better than driving along with your autopilot in rick mode, gimlet in one hand and rickarita in the other had, watchin’ hairless apes bounce off your car. But make sure you avoid the cubs and apelings. We ricks may be assholes but we ain’t 100% dicks.

Wait.. are you saying you like plowing through crowds because you’re scared? Pshaw!

You have a lot of learning to do if you want to rick around. We ricks don’t get scared. We just like plowing through crowds all drunk out of our minds for shits and giggles. ROAR!!!

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rickthelion

Of course, that should be “rickarita in the other hand”. Do you know how hard it is to type on an iPad when you’re a frickin’ lion?

Plus I’ve got a gimlet in one hand and a rickrita in the other. So I’m using my BSLC on the frickin’ iPad! ROAR!!!

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gammanu95

I've got to get gas regardless, so I'll just have to be extra careful.

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rickthelion

I’m going to avoid travel. It is no fun to mow over crowds of damn dirty if there are politics-obsessed loser apes doing it too.

But my Tesla is charged up for that time when it becomes more fun to rick around. But you apes need to stop quaking in your boots. The criterion for deciding between goin’ places vs. stayin’ home should be “will I have fun?” not “I’m all scared and shittin’ my britches”. C’mon folks, try to find your inner rick!

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Icey

Advocating murder on a strip club forum. Thats a new low

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rattdog

classic cut:

USA: Antifa protester wiped out by truck at Patriot Prayer march:

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gammanu95

The only gas station on my route home is at a Walmart. Im here now fueling up, and it is a fucking ghost town.

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Papi_Chulo

I was outside around-lunchtime and it was heavy-traffic - in the late-afternoon it was a lot lighter when it's usually heavy (I'm wondering if people were leaving work early fearing potential problems - also I think there was no-school in my area today) - I went by a local-Walmart in the lat-afternoon and there were private security guards I had never seen b/f.

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Eve

There isn't shit happening in Jax, as far as I've explored. Went to the bank, grocery store, and gas station like normal and there was no drama to be had or witnessed.

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