Yesterday we picked up our new sled. It’s a 2021 Mercedes GLE 350.
It is an iridescent deep metallic green color. Depending on the sun angle and the sky conditions it can appear anywhere from almost black to a deep, emerald green.
My kids are wild about a car that seems to change color as you walk around it.
I fully expected it to be a fancy car, but I was astounded as we drove home. I had already paired my phone to the car and, shortly after we pulled out of the dealership I said, “Hey Mercedes, navigate to home.”
The car immediately responded, “OK, going home” and mostly handled the trip all the way back to our garage with scant intervention on my part.
I was effectively reduced to copilot status.
The car stayed within lanes, rounded curves and adjusted speed when we got behind a slowpoke driver. It even adjusted speeds as we entered and exited different speed limit zones.
I only intervened twice. Once when we drove through a road resurfacing area where the lanes were not well marked and the car seemed confused about where the lanes were. Then I intervened again when the car suddenly reduced speed dramatically as we entered a school zone. The car evidently never received the memo explaining that schools are not in session at 5 PM on a Saturday.
My kids went bananas watching the steering wheel rotating back and forth all by itself on the drive home.
There are probably lots of cars on the road now that can do all these things, but I never had one before.
My auto insurance rates should go down.
My new car will never get tired or distracted (it doesn’t have a love muscle for Mrs. Hornibastard to fondle and tease on long trips while the kids are asleep in the back seats). It will never get mad at another driver and respond by driving aggressively.


Why did you post this on TUSCL? Facebook, twitter, instagram, LinkedIn would have been better. This isn't even general interest.