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Amanda Again!

I recently told Mrs. Hornibastard about my experiences with our emotionally needy neighbor. Her reaction was unexpected. She was very sympathetic to Amanda’s plight and was critical of my dismissive attitude towards our unhappy neighbor. She didn’t seem to recognize…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice Spot

Decided to go to set it off. Been a long time since my last visit but the dancers or top notch. Cover charge is 10. Have a nice set of dancers I prefer some nice BBW and…

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Hallelujah! I Have a Nosebleed!

2020 has been a very odd year! Among the many “firsts” in my life that I’ve experienced in 2020, I can now add my peculiar sense of elation and relief over having a nosebleed. The fall season is upon us…

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Politics and TUSCL

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate _______ list for discussions about ________. If interested in playing, there will be prizes for the best submissions.

Politics

Strippers and politics.

It's probably not a good idea to discuss politics with strippers or any one else that you do business with. That said if politics does come up in a conversation with a stripper, if she favors the party and candidates…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

SOFT OPENING

They had a soft opening last week and limited hours. They were open the last two weeks from Thursday to Sunday from 8 pm to 2 am. Cover is still $20. I…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Took one for the team

I took one for the team and took an Uber out to Dream Girls Saturday night. I has tried to go there Thursday night, but it was still closed. I then saw on…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

quick stop to break up a drive

Arrived Just after 3PM when the club opened. 1 other customer there, the doorman, bartender(just arriving), and DJ. got temp check, wore mask to enter, sat at bar (tables separate customers now), took…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Kingdom of the Cuban Queens

With little else to do during this COVID debacle we are currently living through, I decided what better to spend my Tuesday night doing than investigating more Tampa SCs. I had seen some recent reviews…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Fun, but waaaaay too much for extras

I've lived in Tampa for about 10 years, but I've just started enjoying the strip scene here. Obviously Covid put a damper on that, but I decided to go 2001 Odyssey on a whim/because of…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Divas late September visit.

First visit to this club, post COVID when I was in Lexington for business about 3 weeks ago. Arrived about 9pm or so. I believe they had a sign stating club closes at…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First Visit in a Long Time

First visit back to Hong Kong in quite some time! It is great they are open again. Border Crossing Headed to the Ped West around 10a. It was honestly quite busy at this time. It took me…

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Dancer buttplugs

When did this become a thing? A jeweled butt plug while on stage?

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Dancers Still Working?

Is there a place online where dancers whose clubs have closed are providing online content? If so, how can I find out if my favorites from Follies Atlanta, Synn City of Industry , The O'Farrell Theater, etc. are working virtually?…

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Outdated cultural depictions!

What does it mean? I just watched "Paint your wagon" on Starz and it was described as outdated cultural depictions. On closer examination I find other films given the same description. i.e Dances with wolves, Dumbo, Fantasia Am I some kind…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Tops are Down Attitudes are Up....Headlights Shine again

FC Dancers are now convertible....meaning "The tops come down". Not sure if it is because they sued the Governor-ette. Anyhow........ Visited two days this month Tuesday & Wednesday. To start the Valet is $8.00 and it is…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Fun Friday Night, pretty much the same as it was pre-Covid

I’m glad to report that everything at Diamond Dolls is pretty much the same as it was before Covid! On a Friday night after 11pm, parking cost $5, and cover charge was $10. The parking lot…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

First BSC visit since COVID.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Can’t wait for any comments from the peanut gallery. First time going since lockdown in March so was interested to see the changes. Arrived around 12:00 pm and…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

First Time as King Street Cabaret - Worth a Shot

Had not been here since it was 1337, and it is a very different place now. Late night (after 11pm), they switched to Jell-O shots only... when you like to nurse a beer, that’s not…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Truly one of the best in the country

arrived 9:15 on a Friday. They have Valet parking up front. But I just drove past and free parking is just beyond the club in a large parking lot $4 cover. Bought a $6 beer…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Back, in all its glory.

Have been back to Ybor Strip a few times since the shutdown during Covid-19. The renovations that they have done are a nice touch and definitely make the place look a little more modern. Got…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Disappointing visit

Was really looking forward to visiting Angel's again after a long COVID absence but unfortunately left disappointed. Day shift is very familiar to what it was pre-COVID. No changes to the layout or…

You either spend time or you spend money

I'll never forget those words were told to me by my ATF in my younger years once I got to know her. It came about as we were sitting on her couch and she made mention of a piece of jewelry one of her clients bought her. Feeling slightly jealous (and my young understanding of life) I went in saying I'd never buy jewelry and gifts for a dancer. She simply said well you spend time so that's just as expensive if not more. This was mid 2000s and besides the hole in the walls that had sub par girls but offered everything at bottom of the barrel prices I had no clue there was this other world that existed…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

Angry Strippers

A couple friends were visiting me in Portland for the first time. They were from out of the country and were asking about “Portland Weed” and the “Portland strip clubs.” So Friday night I took…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

First Trip to the Candy Store and Didn't Get a Cavity

Came during Thursday dayshift with the hopes of seeing first-hand what all the commotion was about. Arrived around 12:30p and immediately felt like this club was similar to Sugar44. At this point in…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Fantastic Post Covid Night at Bare Elegance LAX

Was getting the feeling that I needed a lil strip club action. Stopped by the liquor store and got a couple of mini bottles of Titos vodka and condoms. Drove by the club and decided…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First Clubbing Visit Post COVID - Please Observe PL Code!

Arrived in town Monday AM and had already made arrangements to meet up with a couple of TUSCL members. Met with one of them at around 11:30a. We were among the first patrons…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons Venus Muddy’s Penis

Came here on a Friday night. Originally came in at 9 left disappointed with how slow and lame it was but I figured I’d come back because I got the stamp. I was much much…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Dancing with the Devil

Alright I’m just gonna knock the obvious out of the way. There is some serious heat here. This is one of the best dancer groups I have ever seen in the entire U.S.A. Total smoke…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls in COVID era

There was a small cover charge, maybe $5. I had five rum and Cokes and they were $11 each, plus tip. There are not table dances, due to COVID. I was told a private dance…

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Miami strip club allowed to defy county’s ‘illegal’ COVID-19 curfew, judge says

Was forwarded this article by a fellow TUSCLer: https://www.sun-sentinel.com/coronavirus/fl-ne-miami-strip-club-allowed-to-defy-miami-curfew-20201017-p3hjtxy64jdtvoqzo6jlmdtiw4-story.html

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

I will come back.

Even though I've only begun my club life, I feel I already have experienced what seasoned mongers experienced only after years of clubbing. As my reviews show, I like the Doll House. Maybe it's because…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Delilahs Den back to business but not as usual!

Stopped by twice this week, a Thursday and Saturday afternoon, first time since reopening. $15 daytime admission and $25 at night. Lap Dances are now $25. So biggest changes are everything is spread out…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Could have been better

I was at CWT earlier and there was no action so decided to go to Old Glory Days, when I arrived around 4 o'clock there were about 4 cars at the parking lot with no…

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“Going through life stoned and stupid is no way to live.” ~ winex, tuscl 2013-20

Title says it all.

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Best on the Beach

I visited Cheaters along with the other two clubs in the are on a Sunday, and for this snapshot look at one afternoon, Cheaters was the winner. It was the best in terms of…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

A little treasure

Last time I went to this wonderful place was in the afternoon. The ladies are friendlier at that time. The music selection is usually pretty poor because I believe they let the dancers choose their…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

NEGATIVE 19 YEARS IN THE FUTURE AND STILL NO DOOR ON THE FUCKING SHITTER STALL

Holy shit. Came on a Friday night at 730ish. No cover until 8. It’s on a commercial street seems really safe area. Only a few spots in the parking lot but I got one of…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Them Dance Prices!!???

Biseggi here! Everybody knows me!!! I’m that real deal NYC Italian strip club reviewer. I’m the real deal Italian meal!! Aye!!! I saw my man Snerzy reviewered this all place and…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Always a good time

Went about 2 weeks back. First the mandatory stuff. Layout is high tops against the bar and chairs that are not level so you rock back and forth. $7 budlight and a slice of what…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Funky COVID solution

I've stopped in here a couple of times recently since the COVID restrictions were lifted somewhat. Some clubs (e.g. Scarlet Lounge, Riverside Corral) don't allow sitting at the stage. Some clubs (e.g. Shimmers, Tommy's Too)…

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Round Valley Inn closure in NJ

Appears the Round Valley Inn in Lebanon NJ is for sale, it never reopened after the Covid closure. No big loss to the mongering hobby anyway. There was no good way for them to open up outside…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Lots of missing faces - still delivers

I was thinking of stopping in friday. I did not know if they restarted the friday morning nibbles and nips so I decided to take a small detour and check it out. I…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

Mehhhh nothings changed, dances are still lame

Place has been open as of September but bar closes at 11:00 pm due to the Governors ordnance. Cover is $5.00 to get in if you are a member. Drinks are reasonably prices with a…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

This place is so over priced now

I was in here on Thursday, mask required unless your drinking cover is $10.00 there were about 6 girls working that night, no changes to scenery, 3 stages, one main and 2 side stage. Alcohol at…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

Lost its charm

Been a while since I stopped in and decided to make the drive from Nashville to Smithville. The inside is very large warehouse style building, with single large stage in the middle of the…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I love this place

Arrived at 7:00, $5 cover and temp checked, in I went. Wanted to sit at the bar straight in front but no stools so I got a table, got the grumpy waitress instead of the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Meh...

I was in the area so I decided to check out the Cricket. The good news is that the construction around the club appears to be complete...so no need to drive around figuring out…

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Will be in Florida in December

Hey there I’m looking to work while in Miami, any club suggestions? I’m 5’3 129lbs so clubs like The Office are out of the question. I’m no twerker! I do best in mixed clubs. Well as mixed as you can get in…

Politics

CNN "cancels" Ice Cube

Apparently CNN decided the "optics" of Cube even communicating with the party currently in power was reason to disassociate themselves with him. I guess they'd prefer he just whine, complain and protest rather than take action that might actually move…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Very nice visit

Arrived at 7:30. 4 girls working. I paid the $10 cover and they Took my temp Masks required to enter. But once inside. Not a mask in sight. I bought a required $6 bottle of water…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

OK time but mission not accomplished

Arrived at 7:30 and stayed until about 10. About 30 girls at any one time. 80% young, slim and white. most were in the 6-7 range. Metal detector, temp check and all employees masked. Tables…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

B Team Working Today

Arrived 5:30 and left at 7. No valet, so free parking and no cover. No COVID precautions at all. Dancers were not wearing masks and would sit down shoulder to shoulder around the bar, which…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Wish it was more

was out in PA visiting the friend to go fishing. Stopped by after a long day of catching fish and was longing for beer with a side a tits and ass. Its was easy to…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Precautions in place

Stopped by Silk Madison to see how it is under the covid conditions. We arrived early evening and it was pretty slow for clientele. There were about 6 dancers to start our night…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Good time at Scarletts

The location was a little strange but felt safe self parking. The club itself is nice and big - 3 bars and I think 3 stages. Decided to go Cuban for the night and had…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Highest Dance Prices You May Ever Experience

The Pleasure Dome is located off the beaten path in the deep Pocono mountains of PA. Upon entering I paid a $15 cover. Inside there is a small bar to your right when…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Goid short trip

Went on Friday night around 9pm 2 weeks ago. I have only been to a club a once since COVID started, and I was getting cabin fever so I had to get out. Haven't been…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Better than a kick in the groin

Stopped by here since i had heard that a couple girls i really liked at fluffers were now working here. Learned that one they had never heard of and the other had quit a couple…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I think I might have spotted a white girl

Probably not. Came in on a Thursday night. Suburban area. Big parking lot. $2 to park. Walk in get temp taken. Cover $10. There’s one bar island ahead. Another bar to the back right. Bathrooms…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Some thing changed while others remain the same

I was test driving Ferraris at the Wells Fargo Center, then decided to come here after visiting a friend who lives down the street. This was the first time that I have been here in…

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Good advice on lap dances

From a a recent review of Diamond Dolls: "They always ask early because it’s going to affect your dance so my answer from [now] on is 'yes I want VIP but I like to warm up first.'" If you don't know…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Pardon The Interruption

The title will make sense in paragraph 7... Damn, if things could only get back to the way they were in this crazy year of 2020. Anyway, I've decided to write this review without mentioning the "F"…

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I drove past Follies. WTF?

I was in the area and drove past around 7 PM, half expecting a for sale sign or other sign they are truly gone for good. Instead I saw 3 contractor trucks there and guys carrying tools and such back to…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Excepted more

I was out in PA visiting the friend to go fishing. Stopped by after a long day of catching fish and was longing for beer with a side a tits and ass. Its was easy to find of the highway.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsie’s Roll aren’t really that good, but Tootsie’s Strip Club is pretty good

Came here on a Thursday afternoon in Miami Gardens. I definitely drive through the Ghetto coming from Miami to come here but the area it’s in doesn’t seem crazy. Big ass parking lot. Big ass…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Small but quality!

For a small, independent club, I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of service and selection. After a few drinks at home, I uber'd to the club. I had my temperature taken (COVID era)…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

The Dolls have night Diamonds 💎 for tits. And it feels like it too

Heard a ton about this club. Pompano Beach north of Miami. Big parking lot. Purple LED palm trees 🌴 all around. $2 for parking. No cover. Walk in get seated by the guy. Very intimate…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Two different Saturdays

I went here on 2 back to back Saturdays. Obviously, the first Saturday encouraged me to make a second trip. It was late afternoon around 5 o'clock when I arrived. They still take your temperature…

Club Skin

Kansas City, Missouri

Looks like its closed down for good

Phone number is disconnected, no social media activity in months, place looks abandoned, hopefully it turns into a new club that isnt so crappy

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Still a Rob Place

After putting this club in the penalty box for three years (they ripped me off )! I decided to give it another shot Since it’s only 1.5 miles from my house I came in at 10:50 PM…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Tour of the COI strip

Did the full tour of what is open in COI, before 8pm Saturday. Driving down Valley stopped at Bliss out of curiosity to what that place was like. Taco truck outside to satisfy some Covid…

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When the DJ has an inside joke about the dancer on stage that he has to announce

And they both wink and nod to each other. Don’t think we didn’t catch that and we all now hate the both of you for it.

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

Open

Are they open again?

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Open?

Is this place still open? Anyone been there in last couple months?

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Two Great Days Past Covid

This review is combined from a visit on Tuesday night three weeks ago and then a follow-up visit Wednesday afternoon. Obviously I had a good time Tuesday night. Bogarts is well…

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Coupon for Cashman...

This voucher is for a free weekend with me.... You just have to get yourself here and a hotel room to lock me up in. That is all

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TUSCL lost a member today

Wonder who it is? Hope he doesn't go the minivan route. https://www.yahoo.com/news/love-stripper-watch-marriage-proposal-154746335.html

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Covid cleaning shuts down MN King of Diamonds thru weekend

https://www.king-diamonds.com/entertainers/

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cannabis

I can't find any information elsewhere on web so thought i would ask fellow tuscl members.....I use viagra and it works pretty well but nothing works better for me than some cannabis. I can go for a n hour…

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Best Male Vocal Performance..evah...

Bobby Hatfield - Unchained Melody - The version in which he is wearing a pink suit is actually live and his mother is in the audience.

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Same ole hugger

Back on the road post covid is a different world. The hugger hasn't changed since the last visit. Girls play music off of juke box and the length seems decent enough. No…

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How dancers feel about return to work in Canada's 'Northernmost' strip club

It's time for me to return to Yellowknife. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/exotic-dancers-coming-north-pandemic-1.5761195

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

LDs tough to Beeateee‘s

Came here on a Wednesday night. In south Miami right by University of Miami. It’s a nice shopping center. You’ll see it front eh highway but the entrance is on the other side. Alright I…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Pandemic era giving a try

Haven't been to this one before because reviews of it all seem to vary greatly. But had a small time window and was in the area to do so. There is a patio…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Strike two for me

This was my second visit to Bonkers since COVID. The first visit was too soon. I wasn't ready. Since I have visited a few other clubs I was intrested in testing the place out again…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Easily one of the best clubs

Went in on a Wednesday night. I had just got done eating a Cuban sandwich at Mary’s coin and Laundry for the whole Miami experience. Then I was jamming to Gloria Estefan. The club wasn’t…

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If a girl dyes her hair blonde, does that count as banging a blonde?

Do we have a consensus on that? When somebody asks me when was the last time you banged a blonde is that one or is that some kind of fake blonde? Just for the record sake let’s straighten this…

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Things 2020 schooled me in

For one to wash my hands and ass with surgical persuasion. But secondary that I didn't need strip clubs to find young, thick and dumb white bitches to pay4play Yes that's right I've gathered the skills to track down young fat bitches…

On Aging

Apologies up front but I’m a bit manic today having just returned from Cartagena Colombia where I flew a sometimes GF in for a rendezvous. We had been separated for about 9 months by politics and Covid-19. It was an ordeal trying to make sure everything worked travel-wise (for both of us) but the window for having a valid PCR (Covid-19) test was a full 96 hours for entry into Colombia (which was still fucking tight) so Cartagena was the best option. It was a great break but now we’ve both returned to our respective prisons. Anyways upon returning to the States, minus a lot of cum, I was greeted with the following message: “It’s a boy.” It wasn’t a surprise…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

An honest review

I decided to try this club out today as my first visit to a gentlemen's club since the pandemic started. I arrived at roughly 1:30 pm, quick pat down and I was allowed in, no…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Sunday got the job done

Came here on a Sunday. Parking lot was pretty empty. The building was pink which made it stand out in a rather plain town of Burlington. They take your temperature and have you sign a…

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Paradise coi

I herd a rumor that paradise showgirls might be opening Friday, not 100% sure so if anyone has mor intel let me know for sure! 🙏🏼

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Things are looking up.

When: Wednesday Oct 14 Time 12:50PM Why: reconnaissance duel to Follies closure Tip of the hat to Hamster80. His review convinced me to give it a try. Arrived at 12:50. Plenty of parking for $10. Got a pat down…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Wings better than service

Funny to say but the food here is better than the service if u know what I mean. Went on Monday evening for first time in a year. Girls just pay attention to same guys…

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Nick Saban positive for COVID

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30116627/alabama-football-coach-nick-saban-athletic-director-greg-byrne-test-positive-covid-19

Politics

In 1960 the Mafia was brought into the Kennedy presidential campaign to “help” t

Title couldn’t say it all. In 1960 the Mafia was brought into the Kennedy presidential campaign to “help” the Democrat carry the key state of Illinois. This year the Democrats will have to do something similar and more if they want to…

Politics

Voting in person in California

Mail-in ballots have been sent throughout the state and voting by mail has started a week or two ago. I live in San Diego and have a preference to vote in person. On the day that ballots arrived, a little…

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NFL cancels Pro Bowl

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30115592/nfl-cancels-pro-bowl-first-1949

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Open again but with more rules.

The club was open for awhile as you might read from my previous review. Everything has been closed down until about a week ago. I saw the open sign and figured they had met the…

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Another Broken Woman on the Periphery of My Life

First, let me make something clear. I didn’t have anything to do with the hardships the woman in this story has undergone. Moreover, I can’t help her. I’d like to, but even if I had the time…

Politics

Scientists and medical professionals increasingly oppose lockdowns

Finally some sanity is entering the broader scientific and medical community. They are finally looking at the data with a practical eye rather than being gripped by reactionary fear. The Great Barrington Declaration, which was authored by Sunetra Gupta of the…

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OT Rant: Wiring Money

So maybe this isn’t so off topic for some but I wire money a lot for a variety of reasons. I’ve used just about every available service at one time or another and it can be frustrating. In…

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Sex workers and politicians.....

Other than the fact that ALOT of politicans like sex workers lol..... They are kinda similar.... They both tell you whatever you wanna hear to get you hooked in needing/wanting them and they make you believe they are the only one to…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Friday night fun with Latina MILF

I've decided to stop by this place last Friday for some quick action since Cabaret GoGo is temporarily closed. This bar is located on the 5th Ave in Paterson nearby route 20 N. I founded…

Politics

Colorado Democrat advocating political violence and election fraud

You probably won't see this covered by MSM. He is a Colorado Democratic Party Executive Committee Member. https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/1316196033089671168 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAhKMi6DexA

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WISCONSIN CONVENIENCE STORES LAUNCHES “KWIK” GENTLEMAN’S CLU

As much as I want this to be real, I think it's fake news. https://q985online.com/wisconsin-convenience-stores-launches-kwik-gentlemans-club/

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Getting close to like the old days

This is a summation of two visits. My first visit was more of a scouting visit as I had not been to any club since Covid closed everything up. As has been mentioned, it’s located…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

First night back open

My visit was on the night Rhino in Industry re-opened. They had a waiver at the door to sign. The guy takes your temperature. And it was $25 to get in which included tacos and a…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Finally seeing why they call this world famous

So after a less than stellar first trip i decided to give it a second chance with low expectations. I got there about noon and i was the only PL in the place.…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

At least it's open

This was my first time going to a bar of any kind since covid and I did not know what to expect. I had nothing better to do so I decided to waste an afternoon…

Politics

Is any body still undecided on how they will vote on Nov 3?

If there is no one I suggest that we discontinue the political discussions related to the election because there is no body left to influence with your arguments.

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Ill be back

I was curious how they were handling covid environment, and in my mind they are doing it very well. All persons are masked unless sitting and most of the girls have either encompassed their masks as…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Bareden again

I decided try the den again. $10 cover, wristband, pail of ice. It is byob. The club, bar area and pool table when you walk in to the left, bug stage areA to the right…

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OT: The WHO (finally) says to end the disastrous lockdowns

The Great Barrington Declaration, authored by Sunetra Gupta of the University of Oxford, Jay Bhattacharya of Stanford University, and Martin Kulldorff of Harvard University and signed by more than 10,000 legitimate professionals, is a petition stating emphatically that lockdowns are…

Politics

The Pedophile-Rapist-in-Chief campaign plays a song that celebrates gay man at t

Title couldn’t say it all; The Pedophile-Rapist-in-Chief campaign plays a song that celebrates gay man at the YMCA, and the “perfect physical specimen” “dances” to it. “Trump dances to YMCA at Florida rally” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4swzg3NV9tI Are Trump and his followers clueless or doubling down on…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Scarlett’s VIP

Been to this place a few times from out of town, have also been to Hustlers Club down the street. The last couple times I found hustler club to be dead and there was some…

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Jets release Le’veon Bell

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30110063/new-york-jets-release-disgruntled-running-back-leveon-bell

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Economy Open by Easter

I just got off the phone with Trump. He said he made a mistake. When he said the economy would be open by Easter he meant Easter 2021. Whoops!

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

When will Pandora’s reopen

Hey all, not sure if anyone else wish’s that Pandora’s was open. Does anyone know when they will be back open?

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Florida Gators put football on hold after Corona outbreak

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30108140/florida-5-new-virus-cases-lsu-game

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

1-0 Day Shift, 0-2 Night Shift, For Those Keeping Score

If you want a description of the club, see my last review of this place. I've been to OGE a few times now but not during the weekends/dayshift so decided to knock both out and…

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" . . . I got stabbed here. Would consider going back."

Among other funny club 'reviews' here: https://twitter.com/strip_reviews I know we get some bad submissions sometimes, but I got a laugh from some of these.

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Puppy dogs.....

Yes little furry puppy dogs are super duper cute and love em lots. However......... Men that turn into puppy dogs after talking/hanging out with are alittle different of a story. It's cute and flattering and to a degree I'll entertain somewhat,…

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music in the last couple of years. i like most of his shit.

ed sheehan. i laugh at the lyrics of one of his songs where he mentions ‘until seventy.

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Back to TUSCL's purpose!!

Behold, a video starring Shelby Chesnes, an stunningly beautiful woman and one of my favs ever! https://youtu.be/HfvaHeJL3Ss And if you want some nudes of her: https://www.babepedia.com/babe/Shelby_Chesnes If you don't, turn in your mongering license!

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Slow start but another great night at flight club

Back to flight club while back in Detroit on business. Arrived last Thursday evening around 830. Place was a little quiet compared to my previous Friday visit and pre COVID Thursday. This place is definitely a…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Clancy's is back and it is as Fun as Ever

So it had been quite some time since I had been to Clancy's. The one thing that was different is that they are now opening at 3 pm instead of noon like they did…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

When a dancer tells the truth

I enjoy Club Lido because it offers a nice break on the long drive from Georgia back down to South Florida. Hop off I-95 at Highway 528 which takes you right into Coco and…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

A Quiet Weekday Afternoon

It's been a few weeks since I visited; check current Lake County Covid protocols for any changes. A sign on the door advises that patrons, by entering, assume responsibility for any subsequent illness. Once inside, however,…

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I hate onlyfans

I made an account and I only found these nerd girls talking about stupid shit like anamay and video games and sports. Where the hell are all the lot lizzards with the flapper jack tiddys? I WANT TO KNOW!!!

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Used to be my go to club. I was disappointed. Probably my last visit.

This will no doubt be my last review of Club 390. It has been my club of choice for years but I doubt I will go back. Based on their web site, I went with…

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Caught up....

If you've ever gotten caught doing your club thing or otc thing, how did you get caught? What wrong move did you make that got you caught? Who caught you, and how long until you got back on the saddle…

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Not getting caught

Like most other things in my life, I'm a bit of a "late bloomer" when it comes to anything related to sex and women, interest in strip clubs included. As a result, I didn't get invited to go to my…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Just okay

I was in Tulsa for work for a few a days and wanted to check out local scene. I drove around looking for any club with more than one car in the parking…

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Voting Advice from Joe Biden

https://www.dailywire.com/news/biden-on-56-of-americans-saying-theyre-better-off-now-than-4-years-ago-they-probably-shouldnt-vote-for-me?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=benshapiro Gallup, in a survey between Sept. 14-28, found that 56% of registered voters said they were better off than they were four years ago, while just 32 percent said they were worse off. Joe Biden said during an interview on Monday…

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Bogus stockbroker James Bufton jailed for £250,000 fraud

"Days after his uncle died from cancer, Bufton faked his voice to get hold of his £70,000 pension. Prosecutor Tim Evans said Bufton "spent a lot of time and an awful lot of money" in the Fantasy Lounge strip club." https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-54506875

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

OPEN?

Passed by this place Saturday night. I was surprised to see the entrance all lit up. Are they open? Has anybody been?

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Capital Cabaret Dreamin On Such A Rainy Day

So a lot has changed at Capital Cabaret. The review instructions say to “Be Wordy,” so I’ll be happy to. First of all, the entry prices. As of a couple weeks ago,…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Can I get a regular lap dance?

I decided to stop by and see how Dancers is on this 3rd or 4th reopening iteration since Covid. Rolled up around 9 on a Monday. Parking lot was not close to full, but it wasn't…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

fully COVID compliant; not a lot of fun

I finally had a chance to go back and spend as much time as I wanted. Unfortunately, I didn't want to spend a lot of time. Quiet on a weekday afternoon. Opens…

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The psychology of onlyfans...

Ok so we all are annoyed at onlyfans and it will be nice in 2021 when it dies down. I think a lot of us here would agree it is a little confusing as to why it has been as…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Saturday afternoon review

First time visit, Saturday afternoon around 3-5pm timeframe. Area is just north of Denver in an area a bit run down but not unsafe. Outside of building with good parking. Front entry man nice enough;…

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Major Leaguer Stabbed Outside SD Strip Club

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/padres/story/2020-10-12/padres-tommy-pham-stabbing-hospital-san-diego-club Never been there before, but is that in a seedy part of town?

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Fun trip to nice club

First visit in nearly 2 years. Mask was required to enter. Not many people inside around 5PM, but saw about 6 or 7 dancers. All were about 8+. There was a $7 cover, and a soda…

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What’s up with all the fighting on here?

This site used to be nice and not a dick swinging contest. All this built up anger is not wavy man. Girls gotta post some titties or something to calm these fellas down. Even then niggas finding a way to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HL could be an option

First time back in a Phoenix club since the last shutdown (last week of June). Met up with a couple of TUSCL PLs forming a pod (do PLs travel in PODS???). Arrived around 1120, parking…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Seems like the best in the area

Stopped by here late on a Saturday night, I was there from 12am to 1am. I hadn't planned to stop but wanted some titties and beer. Parking lot is easily…

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A question for Icey

Apparently you believe that ai am behind every profile here but yours. And we don’t like each other. So why are you here?

Politics

Biden vs Romney

https://twitter.com/TrumpJew/status/1315685979668312070

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OT: PRAGER: To All Those Who ‘Vote For The Man, Not The Party’

“I vote for the man (or woman), not the party” is what millions of Americans say and what, in fact, many do. It is intended as a noble sentiment: “I am not one of those Americans who votes blindly by…

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second confirmed case of coronavirus reinfection in which the patient was sicker

Title couldn’t say it all; “second confirmed case of coronavirus reinfection in which the patient was sicker the second time.” “Scientists Confirm Nevada Man Was Infected Twice With Coronavirus” https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/10/12/922980490/scientists-confirm-nevada-man-was-infected-twice-with-coronavirus

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Re-opening.

So I was in SF, and took a detour thru the Broadway tunnel. North Beach was pretty busy, every bar and restaurant seemed to be open. The exception was Broadway, it…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

Lol

Lol never went here and I lived up here but based on reviews I’m glad I didn’t 🤷‍♂️. Shoutout to my girl heather v that used to work here tho.

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

New England's Only Real Option

Mask wearing is required when entering and moving about. Girls wear masks during stage and lap dances. The building is enormous, so social distancing is easy. Admission: $7, wine: $8, lap dance: $30, promo: 2 for…

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Ever had a regretful moment....

You know how they say trust your instinct.... Ever have a moment where you felt .. ya maybe I shouldnt go along with this, however Jr in your pants got you to finally disagree with that idea and on…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Jens has changed

Not gonna go Into detail about the set up, as it has remained unchanged since pre COVID. Only difference is maybe a few less barstools and now theirs hand sanitizer bottles available. Was feeling bored…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Almost like "Old Times"

Lately, The Landing Strip seems to provide ... The most value for the money, (reasonable drink prices, NO VIP fee) The best selection of attractive Entertainers, (multiple ethnicities, ALL attractive) The nicest atmosphere for enjoying the…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Woodsman hangout

I stopped by this little hole in the wall one day when I happened to be in the area. I was curious because of the reviews previously posted on this site and others. The building…

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Girls how did you decide to be a stripper?

How old were you? And what did you do before dancing?

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Dream girls detroit post covid?

Anyone been post covid? It was on my list pre covid, just wasn't going to waste a trip across town if it's not back to pre shutdown fun?

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Sexy women who are no longer with us

I just saw the girl from GoldFinger died. Margaret Nolan. She was a hottie. Ok not exactly dig them up but lets pretend we can bring them back to life in their prime. Too me my vote is Aaliyah. She…

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Fun with worms

A little hairless ape boy is raking leaves in his yard while his elderly grandfather watches. He sees a worm exit a hole in the ground and says to his grandfather “I’ll bet you $20 that I can put that…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Meh, experience

Was in the area and decided to stop in. I originally went to Jen’s den but Sassy was there so I exited quickly. Upon entering there’s a booth for a door attendant but since it…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

New and Improved - really

I've been coming here for like 25 yrs. I'm typically a day shift guy because evenings can be sketchy. The old trap was always a place for value and not the best for…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Just wear a mask!

Went there a couple weeks ago to surprise one of the girls I normally see OTC. There was a tent but no one was out there, so I went inside. There was a decent amount…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Not getting better

Arrived at around 4 after a trip to the Pony, Temp and ID Check then a $5 cover. 6 girls and a limping bartender as well as around 6 customers, first girl on stage, thin…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Back to pre-Covid fun

Went to Lido's late Saturday night, and it was like pre-Covid days! Arrived at the club around 10:30 on Saturday night. The parking lot was basically full. No parking charge, $10 cover at the door after…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Not Follies yet, maybe a little brother

So Platinum Plus is the new Follies, not on Saturday at 2:30. Valet was in full swing but I Ubered as I was also going to TT just down the street. Got a pat down from…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Not great, not even good

Possibly my worst ever visit to this place, here goes Arrived at around 3:00, walked in to around 5 girls, none of them what I would call attractive, and a waitress from hell, she was taking…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Dirty in all the wrong and right ways

The parking lot is easy to miss, it's near an interstate entrance ramp. But it's spacious and had no trouble parking. Pulled on the door at 1:02 and it was locked. Manager…

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BYOB Club Etiquette Question

Fellow TUSClers, I discovered a BYOB club near me has reopened. I've never been there and am interested in checking it out as the clubs closest to me are still on COVID hiatus. The setup is that you…

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SA game is strong lately

Seems covid has enlarged the pool of men on SA looking for side activities. I wonder if this is due to them being stuck at home more than usual or because of the shutdown of everything including beloved clubs.... Either way the…

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DOGS AND CATS DON'T LIKE TO BE FLIPPED OFF

this middle finger thingy that we do - dogs and cats don't like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsjtBbct5Pw

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How about dem Brownies!

First time since 1994 the Browns are 4-1. Last time we had a playoff win!

Politics

Feel Sorry That He Did Not Get a LT Contract

I feel very very sorry for Dak Prescott. That was the worst sports injury I have ever seen.