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I'm never appreciated

jackslash
jackslash61322904

Detroit strip clubs

5 yrs ago · 1 min read

Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he's called the light of the world. But I do the same thing and Aunt Becky says I'm "making Thanksgiving awkward."

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twentyfive

Don’t feel bad Jack we appreciate you🤣

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rattdog

how about a thanksgiving dinner with the prostitutes and aunt becky sitting altogether at the dining table?

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Cashman1234

The dildo shaped pumpkin pie made it uncomfortable.

The lasagna was excellent!

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ATACdawg

Yeah, and he consorted with tax collectors, too. And where did he end up?

😉

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nicespice

Too bad you can’t “like” threads anymore 😝

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Dolfan

Were you dining with a prostitute, or on a prostitute? There's a difference.

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Eve

No, Aunt Becky, you're the one making things awkward.

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gSteph

Was the 'invitety' couching and sweating?

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whodey

Sounds lime you should stick with the prostitutes and just stay away from Aunt Becky since she is so critical.

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Studme53

Ha ha - Aunt Becky’s a real buzz kill

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joker44

jackslash, it helps to be Jewish and have a powerful father

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datinman

You'd think Aunt Becky would cut you some slack having just been in jail herself.

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shadowcat

Aw fuck aunt Becky!

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ATACdawg

I guess the girls just wanted to hang out with Him....😝

🌩️⚡⚡

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whodey

"Aw fuck aunt Becky!" I would if I had the chance, for 56 Lori Laughlin still looks good. But I would prefer either of her daughters.

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Muddy

Lol that’s a thanksgiving I could go to

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