Cloud 9 Show Bar
1110 Sumneytown Pike Harleysville, PA 19438

Not too bad.

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Saturn5
Dec 4, 2020, 2:20 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

The new setup for social distancing is better than any other club I've been to. Small bar height tables are placed directly at the bar. You sit at your own table and can still view everything the dancers do. There were tons of tables available. The girls come around on the outside and collect tips just like before. I did not see any of the women sitting with any of the customers though. To me, that's a bonus, because I always seemed to get stuck with an annoying non-stop talker or one who I had no intention of taking in the back. So now they don't really pester me while someone good is on stage.

Beer was $6 for a draft. It included some cold/stale chicken finger that I wouldn't dare eat.

Couch dances are the standard $20 open room, $30 private. There was no cover charge.

About 5 ladies were there. At least 2 of them were at least 50 years old. One had a huge set of bolt ons. She was a brunette. Better looking than that old hag Eva who had big fake ones and a horrible tan. I didn't see Eva. Hope she retired finally. There were 2 younger thick girls. One had tattoos all over. All the girls were decent looking.

2 of the dancers got completely naked, which was very nice. I wish the other clubs did this. I think just about every girl or cougar who came around for a tip asked me for a private dance. In the new wave of Covid, I decided to play it safe and decline the offers. Most of them took 1 dollar. I think only one of them wanted $2.

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