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The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Solid Saturday Night

Ended up at this club during Halloween weekend in SF. I got there around 1030 and when I arrived there were around 5-10 girls working. There was a solid amount of folks in the club.…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Good times at my old regular spot

Me and my buddy went to The Airport Crazy Horse last night after we quickly left Lidos Lounge. It was after 10 pm that we stopped by. There were a good number of women working,…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

New Talent

Arrived Monday around 6:45. There were 3 girls that night….Jesse, Cherry, and Serena. I got dances from Cherry and Jesse. Serena left before I could try a dance with her. Club does not serve alcohol.…

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Dead famous people to bring to a strip club

In the theme of bringing people back from the past in shailynn’s thread. I think we could get some interesting answers The history buff in me has the urge to spit out names like Napoleon, Charlemagne, Alexander The Great. Don’t get…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Club Risqué Philly - worth it

Late Thursday night for a first time visit to this club. Walk in and there is a desk for cover fee $10 (I think) with a metal detector a bouncer and very nice girl working…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Out of town dancer made it a good experience

Started next door at Uncle Buck’s (single $11 cover allows access to both clubs again). Talent at UB was particularly poor this night, six dancers, mostly overweight and older except one older dancer who was…

Blue Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

West Haven, Utah

Killing time is Chilling time.

First time here in several years, since travel has not brought me to Ogden lately. Generally, the experience is the same as what I recall from years ago. Here are the main things that…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

The Cheetah is not what it used to be

Went by The Cheetah on a recent Friday evening. This place has undergone a lot of changes post-COVID. According to a couple of the dancers the owner died fairly recently. The club has been taken…

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Totally OT: Skyrim 10th Anniversary

The new Anniversary Edition was released this week. If you have highly modded games, do *not* download it. Your mods will break because they recompiled it with a newer version of Visual Studio.

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Came for colorful dances and technically left with them

I went in the afternoon around 2-3 for a visit before chicas. My first time going and man is the club very nice. It probably is better at night I wouldn’t know but this time…

Crazy Girls

Los Angeles, California

L.A. 2AMer

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles police officers were investigating a shooting at the Crazy Girls strip club in Hollywood early Thursday morning. The shooting was reported around 4:20 a.m. at the strip club located near the intersection of Sunset Boulevard and…

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OT: New Jersey toll roads --- anybody in NJ?

Flying into Detroit and then Philly tomorrow morning, and renting a car to drive across NJ to some place called Ship Bottom. NJ has toll roads, right? How much am I looking at to cross the state? Cash only?…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH

Went last Saturday. Bar and lot were not crowded. Sat where i like to sit where i get good attention and can see girls coming from dances and the dressing room. 10 dollar…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Quiet Night!

Just got back to Michigan to check out the post COVID Seen. Hoped the talent had returned. I scanned the parking lot with about twenty cars. Seemed reasonable for 9:30 on weekday. I’ve been here…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

I dressed lame...had a lame time

I was in town for work, downtown Austin at a luxury hotel and i decided that i wanted to have fun after co-workers went to bed. Called an Uber to go to Landing Strip.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slow day at the orchid, but it just takes one to make it worth it.

This was my first visit back to the PO in a few years. Nothing much has changed. Same big square bar with a stage in the center, two private dance rooms ($30/song), and…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Warm club on a cold rainy evening.

Went by on a rainy Wednesday evening. Got there right around 7. Nice AA lady introduced herself and said she was the manager and that shift change was going on, but that several girls had…

Politics

Paying illegal immigrants $450,000

I think we should pay those people entering our country illegally like we do strippers. Pay them to leave. Give them up to a million dollars per family. They will take the money and go back to where they came…

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Today is Veterans Day

If you don’t know the difference between this holiday and Memorial Day, today we celebrate all of our veterans living and dead, Raise a glass to them all thank them for their service I would add that American Veterans are…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday night trip

Stopped by on a Saturday night to kill some boredom. Saw a few cars parked outside and went in. Manual ID check and patdown later paid 10bucks to enter. Decided to get a beer (overpriced…

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Plastic Cups for Fine Dining

Last weekend wife and I went out to eat, to an upper-end, local restaurant. Water and soda was served in plastic cups. This is not a plastic cup type of place. Tablecloths on the table and linen napkins.…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Mother Russia

Took a moment to visit around 2:30 pm. Soon as a walked in I noticed a stunner of a woman wearing a neon yellow bikini standing by the bar. She told me her name was…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Slipping

I stopped into Christie’s on a recent Saturday night. I arrived around 9pm, I was met by a bouncer outside the front door who checked my ID (no ID scan though), he also wanded…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Pleasant Surprise at My Old Reliable

LOCATION (unchanged) Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious. I arrived…

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Crimson Tide

Watching “Crimson Tide” Great quote “you don't put on a condom until you're gonna fuck!” Is it still a thing that guys wear condoms into the club so the can LDK and not get wet pants?

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Not worth the effort

Plenty of free parking on-site. No cover when I arrived, but there is a front desk attendant. It's not terrible dark inside the cavernous club. There are multiple levels and raised areas,…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

VIP fun

I went on Thursday 10/28. I was in LV for the afternoon only and just passing through. I previously visited hustler club and it was dead so I went here. When I walked…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Definitely worth a return visit

Diamond Dolls Clearwater is located on a frontage road for a major highway. The sign is easy to spot and the parking lot has two entrances, so even if you miss the first one…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

2nd 2 AMer this year.

Syracuse, N.Y. — A 36-year-old man was shot in the leg early Wednesday in an apparent drive-by shooting at a strip club on the city’s North Side, Syracuse police said. The unidentified victim, who is expected to survive, was inside the…

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Strip Club Prices and where they are going; Where's your line in the sand?

To sort piggyback off of mark94's thread. I'm starting to really get back into the strip clubs cause I'm burning with the SB stuff, and I'm definitely noticing it. LD prices up, cover up, drinks up, but it's not like…

Club Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Great Bang for your buck

The first time I went to this club early October on a Saturday night. I arrived around 11:30pm and as I drove up the parking lot there was a man in a van running the…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Disappointed but Hopeful

I stopped by on a Friday evening to check this place out. Cover was $10 and you pass through the typical metal detectors and briefing area. Walking in, the first thing I noticed was how…

Funpalast

Vienna, Austria

Shit, I'm almost due for that third booster shot

https://www.thedailybeast.com/brothel-offers-vaccines-with-benefits-in-free-sex-for-the-vaxxed-campaign

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Heated Text Exchange with a Stripper BF

The title says it all. Alcohol may have played a role. To set it up, I learned too late that the girl I was expecting to see at the club lets her "fiance" use her phone when she…

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Wellness Check: Juice

Does anyone know if Juice is still alive? Somebody bumped a thread started by him yesterday and I realized he hasn’t logged in since September. Maybe he’s banging out a lot of overtime at the Piggly Wiggly.

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Music: Bring Back The Dead

If you could bring back one musical artist that died too early in their life, who would you pick? Who would you want to hear more music from? Let’s just put Jim Morrison, John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix off this…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Hot women and cheap extras..

I visited on a Monday night, probably stopped in around 8pm, just to kill time while traffic died down. Parking was free, fairly packed but no trouble finding a spot. Entrance was ten bucks, friendly…

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Why Tampa has so many strip clubs.

We're getting down to the naked truth. A St. Pete reader asked for our What Are You Wondering series: "Why are there so many strip clubs in the Tampa Bay region?" Great question. For all the news coverage Tampa Bay gets of…

Politics

October Inflation 6.2%

It’s clear this is no longer transitory. Biggest jump in prices in over 30 years. Main causes are federal deficit and shortage of goods resulting from CoVid and lock down shocks. The cure is a rise in interest rates to bring…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Know what you’re getting

I went on a slow weekday(Tuesday). Me and the homies decided to hit the crazy horse after seeing some live music. So pretty much on a whim. Got there earlyish, about 8 or so and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby dolls, it's not a bad time!

After having a meh experience at Chica bonitas, I hit up baby dolls tonight. $3 cover, $6 or $7 beers. All the usual layout details apply, 7 stages, lots of girls even though it was a slow…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Good time 2021

As a preface, I primarily visit clubs for the stage shows and less so for privates. That said, I really enjoyed my first time at this club. Arrived at 11pm. Located in a huge building in…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Wednesday Special

Decided to give this club a visit due to the discounted dances on Wednesdays. $20 Nude & $10 topless. Club is a stretch from the freeway in a very rural/industrial area. Pretty much the middle of…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Above average ladies, very slow on a Wednesday night

Their website says they open at 7pm, Wednesday - Sunday. I stopped in at 7:30pm on a Wednesday evening. The guy at the front desk (apparently the owner/manager?) said he wouldn't have dancers…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Very disappointing change at HB's.

I visited HB's last Saturday night. I've been going there for years, and not much has changed. Now however, there is a major change which I want to warn you about. It's the main point…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Rare visit to Cheeks

Doing a mini-ESL tour. Drove by and was surprised to see that Cheeks was open and Wise Guys was closed. They are sister clubs and apparently only have enough staff to keep one open at…

Spearmint Rhino

San Jose, California

Convenient location if you are staying in Downtown SJ

I was staying in Downtown San Jose over the weekend. I had never been before. Overall, downtown SJ is really fun. Good bars, good restaurants, a lot of young professionals out on the town. As…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

Not a bad place to party

So this is more of a bar party scene with a few topless girls than a strip club. At least if you’re used to clubs with lap dances and contact. Don’t get me…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

First time at CB

I visited chicas Bonitas on a Monday- headed out there on a whim, jumped in an Uber. It's a basic room with a main stage, and two tiny stages with a dark area for lapdances.…

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Today episode of Poor Sex Worker Choices

Elmer's Glue is no bueno in your vag. Her medical bill gofundme is coming soon. https://www.xvideos.com/video65540115/reading_book_and_getting_cum_in_pussy

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Brothel offers free sex ‘session’ to patrons who get COVID vaxx on-site

https://nypost.com/2021/11/09/brothel-offers-vaccinations-and-free-sexual-session-in-bold-incentive-program/ But do they give you treatment for the herpes?

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Saturday afternoon at Rick's

Been a while since I visited this club, was bored around 3pm on Saturday and dropped in. First things first: had to show proof of vaccination to get in, and pull the mask down for…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Enjoyable afternoon

The Midway invader is located near the airport, in an industrial area. It is tucked away and at night it feels quite remote. I was in town so I dropped by mid-afternoon. The club is…

Thee Manor

Clearwater, Florida

Now closed!

This club officially closed on October 25th. It seems like someone has recently bought the club and is already doing renovations.

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Thursday Afternoon - Great Visit!

Visited The Cheetah Pompano on a Thursday afternoon. Prior to arriving I checked out the Booby Trap. It was decent but didn't find what i was looking for so left and went…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Solid Trip to the Penthouse

Nice atmosphere, fairly quiet but not surprising for a Monday. Arrived solo. $10 cover, sipped waters at the cost of waitress tips since I wasn't drinking. Stayed 2 hours. About 10 girls rotating through. Two…

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Denver (near airport)

I ended up with a last meeting change in business plans and I am in Denver for the night. Looking for a low cost fun night.

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Manager Admits to Reading a Review Site, then Fired a Dancer

This is one example of why it's not okay to tie names with extras activities. This manager claims he read a review about a girl and then fired her. https://www.instagram.com/p/CWEdLfOPexr/?utm_medium=copy_link

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Ironbound Section

Any descent Gogos in the Ironbound section of Newark. Will be here during the week and was wondering if someone can point one out. I barely see any recent reviews in the area. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

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Free sex with your COVID vaccination.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10181289/BROTHEL-Austria-provides-Covid-19-vaccinations-customers.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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TUSCL Survey - How Far Have You Ventured From Home?

Just out of curiosity, how many people live within 1 hour of where they grew up as a child? Why are you still there? /// or /// Why did you move away? /// or /// Did you move away…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Should strippers eat on their shift?

Went to the club after the eagles game Thursday at 12:30am. To my surprise there we a lot of dancers tonight. When I walked in there were 11 dancers on the lower level of the…

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Dance of the 7 vales

I have always heard of this but thought it was just a story. I guess there was a 7 vale dance. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wlU13Y7Oe9o

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Another successful landing

Visited here on a Tuesday night. First time back here since COVID. Mostly seems unchanged in terms of logistics -- valet required ($7), cover ($20 I think), bouncers at the entrance that try to get…

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EV: will you purchase one? Pros and Cons…

I have a truck w/ 300k miles on it, and considering it’s a diesel it could be many more years before I get rid of it, but am considering purchasing an EV for my passenger car needs in the near…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

Typical Wednesday. Sad scene.

I live in Corcord and was in Charlotte for buisness. I enter the club and it was a $20 fee on account that night shift started. According to the bouncer it’s free during day shift.…

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NFL Team in Vegas = Bad Idea

At the rate the Raiders are releasing players that are going crazy, the special teams coach is going to be the Quarterback by December. I knew putting an NFL team there was a bad idea. If I can’t…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Monday evening Blahs

Well, after many years of driving by this club in Nashville, I finally stopped in this evening on a whim. After a $14 cover charge, you enter into the club, where you will find an…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Just an OK Saturday Visit

I went to 19th Hole early on a Saturday evening. Same ambience as per usual, it's a dimly lit room with bar and two poles. Cleanliness factor was decent. DJ/music was fine and the bartender…

Silk Exotic Downtown

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Reasonably nice club, lots of dancers, zero-touch lap dances, but decent mileage VIP dances

I chose to give Silk (Downtown Milwaukee) a try mostly because it was convenient. I was staying in downtown Milwaukee and it was an easy walk. For those driving, there's a ramp across the street…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Rhino

Since I started going back to the COI strip clubs, Rhino has been the best. They brought in a lot of girls (mostly from various clubs in OC) but their overall quality has been the…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Ho hum visit

I arrived about 2:30pm on Sunday. The guy at the door said I had to pay for parking (I haven't been here in a while but don't recall a parking charge). He said…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Fully nude permitted non-alcoholic club in downtown Minneapolis

This review is for two visits I had with my girlfriend, the Saturdays of October 30, 2021 and November 6, 2021. As a disclaimer, this is the 2nd strip club I’ve been to and the…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

I’ve had better

I like this place because it’s right off the highway. $5 cover and no entry fee to the vip, but dances are $25. Some girls are hit and miss but generally they are all about…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Friday Night Fun.

Arrived late in the night around 9 PM stayed till 1 in the morning. The place had a decent sized parking to the side of the building with people constantly coming and going. The entrance doorway…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Not too bad at all

This is a review for Thursday, October 28, 2021. I was in Washington DC, read a few reviews of sever different places worth trying, so it looked like Ebony Inn won. I arrived…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Very average and too expensive

Close to Union Station in what appeared to be an office/business neighborhood within easy walking distance of the Clinton station blue line stop. The club is brightly lit, on the right hand side of the…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Night Shift Fully Stocked, Day Shift Variable

First visit back to Mario's since the shutdown. I used to be a big fan of this place but I'm a day shift guy and not opening until 3 puts a cramp into my style.…

Politics

My legal analysis of the Rittenhouse trial...

A lot of it will come down to how Wisconsin state law interprets certain concepts. I think first degree murder charge won't stick and will come down to second degree murder at most. Although it should stick. Even if doubts…

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Would you fly a foreign instathot out?

Say you've met instathots in the UK Germany and Australia ....if you really hit it off would you pay for her to visit you or you to visit her? I donno it seems like a lit for something that…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

15 minutes of fame no more

Parking lot was empty at 12:30 on Friday, new guy at the door wanted down quick went in and ordered a beer 6 dollars plus tip. Only one dancer Riley sitting with the bow…

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OK I'll join the "I get no love" whine

Pathetic geriatric trick that I am, my favs can take $200+ of off me in under 45 minutes, no extras. With a dozen or so regular PLs like me per week, a dancer could break into six figures per…

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Q&A/AmberPampersYou

Amber from Treadure Club I’m Greensboro was kind enough to agree to a dancer Q&A. She’ll probably answer sometime tonight. Just scanning the photo gallery she seems like a huge hit already on TUSCL. 1. When and how did you…

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High/drunk wisdom from 2icee

If a human bitch was as loyal as a dog bitch

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Advice on getting laid free game

Ask

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My first frmos

With a cute slim thick Thai American mixed waitress at my favorite Thai restaurant. She melted and became very submissive right away.

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Opening Night at a New Club

Admission: $10. Non-alcoholic drinks only: $6 (Served by the male bartender. No waitresses, yet, apparently. The two collected together at the door) Dances: Nude on stage, Dance prices: Negotiable. Likely $40 for anything…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

San Juan di Capistrano

[LOCATION] The GPS address for the club is 28 Sims Avenue, Providence, RI. [Exterior] It is a two story brightly painted block building in a somewhat rundown area of Providence There is ample parking adjacent to the building and…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Hot girls but drinks are pricey.

Great place! The strip club is located right next to a dispensary and a sex store with a Chic FIL A and a Target (has liquor store) around the corner. Cover fees start at $3…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Empty Sunday

Stopped by Sunday to check out the game and the girls since it’s back open. It was my first visit since the reopening. The layout did not change, the bar is on the right and…

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Which one of you guys have created a new Profile called Opensexy ?

In case you don't look at the Photos section, Opensexy just posted these two shots : https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=9192 https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=9189 He even posted in phone number in the Comments of one of the Photos. Anyone want to call it ?…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Straight-laced, Midwest dances

Having been to clubs on both coasts (and internationally), I've been wanting to check out a few in the midwest where I'm from to see how they compare. I had heard decent things about this…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Cubans

Can anyone give some reviews highlighting on some of the Cuban talent that work this club? Thanks!

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Partners on a friday

Stopped in Friday afternoon. Paid the 10 dollar cover as soon as I went in. One dancer danced at a time. There were 2 very attractive dancers, 1 that was ok, and the rest…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

No Letter to Penthouse Forums for Me This Trip - But Better Than Expected

I had made one trip to the Penthouse Club many years ago, before I'd developed my SC game, and had a good time. After reading reviews before making this trip I wondered how I would…

The PlayHouse

Windsor, Ontario

Okay Afternoon

Had an itch that needed scratched and was driving by and saw the sandwich board sign at the corner and a couple of girls were standing outside the alley doorway having a smoke so thought…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Good Times Today

This visit began around 2 on Thursday afternoon and went until around 4. Free parking and $10 cover at the door. Upstairs was sadly closed, still. The volume is starting to increase such…

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Hotel Room Choice

Every time I get a hotel, I have a dilemma: Do I want a room with two queen beds or a room with one king bed? Suites are great but they usually cost much more than the other options. I…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Jam packed and little action

So after reading some mixed reviews, I've decided to give this place a chance. I arrived close to 11pm on Sat night and the place was already packed. Thought the entrance fee was a bit high…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

A bit too rich for my blood.

So first time here and I went after hitting the bars. I walk in and scope it out, drinks (no alcohol) and a pretty unenthusiastic crowd. I spot one girl who is well above the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Looking for something new, but found a favorite.

Stopped in on a. Recent Tuesday afternoon in hopes of having an encounter with Taylor, especially after scrolling through the Instagram account and seeing some snaps of her. I’ll get the particulars out of the…

The Shady Lady

Salina, Kansas

2021 Review

Since I've done it every fall since this club opened as the Shady Lady, here is my updated 2021 review. If you aren't interested in the normal details you can skip down to the 2021…

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$100 Hooker

The other day I was talking to one of my customers, and this guy that has worked there forever came in the office. He’s, well, a hamburger short of a happy meal. He’s around my age, I believe…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Needs more talent

Sorry this one is more of an update....Not much has changed since the most recent review. I've visited about 8 times since August or so and it's always pretty much the same. Loud music, one…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First time at this club, underwhelmed.

Went in on a Monday afternoon with high expectations based on what I've read but unfortunately didn't leave satisfied. The staff were very friendly and accommodating but the dancers weren't up to par. The club…

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Gang bangs

Ever been involved in one? Would you? How many guys does it take to qualify as a gang bang? I recently read about a gang bang on another site that involved a former Follies dancer that I knew. The following…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Nice mileage and value

This was my first visit to Pinups. I arrived on a Sunday night around 5 pm and stayed about 2 hours. There were probably about 25 girls working and when I first arrived the…

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Ypsilanti v. Déjà Vu: the city’s dueling legal battles with strip club

I've not been to the Deja Vu in Ypsilanti (a town west of Detroit) because the Detroit area has many better clubs. Deja Vu dancers are nude but the club does not serve alcohol. https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2021/11/ypsilanti-v-deja-vu-a-timeline-of-the-citys-dueling-legal-battles-with-downtown-strip-club.html?utm_campaign=aanews_sf&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR1ASLrIer4bk1ib1AzM3yI62k7SnZiOUaWuu8KxaCDwGJpXfxkqRDWjx2k

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Sunday Afternoons are very good after the early 1:00 football games

After the Giants win I decided to hit up A.J’s. I haven’t been there since July. The good thing about going on Sunday Afternoons is that there is no cover. On Friday & Saturday nights…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Not worth the time for me

While visiting Portland I wanted to try a few new spots. This was the second on my list and I regret it. I visited on Friday night about 8pm. There was no one at the door…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Slow Sunday, weird “area”

Visited this past Sunday, had seen their very active Instagram account and figure I would check it out. Walk in and the bar is directly to your right, big bar plenty of seats. Main stage…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Not a bad choice to start the night

I was in Portland this past weekend and decided to try out a few clubs. First up was this one. I had read the reviews and it sounded like the kind of place I could…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pleasantly surprised.

I've visited Pandoras a few times in the past year, so my review might be biased. Went there on saturday around 5:30, seems they have a happy hour between 5 and 7pm when the entry…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Totally worth going.

I went after a meeting nearby, and met up with some friends. After paying a $10 cover, and a non-invasive friendly pat down we entered the club. The vibe was good, and…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Bucks Sunday Funday Special

This was my second strip club since moving to Dallas. For the Sunday Special, cover charge is only $10 and topless lap dances are $10. Once it's after 2pm, you've gotta pay $10 bracelet charge…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

As Advertised

The place is on The Block, and operates just like everywhere else in the neighborhood (except Hustler, which is a more conventional strip club). Most Block clubs have a “doorman” outside trying to direct customers…

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Is valet parking really something to worry about?

I've been disappointed at some of the clubs I've been to lately in the Metro Detroit area and want to go to a higher end club like Flight Club but I hear a lot of tusclers have a general distrust…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

HB Ladies Getting Large

Stopped in Heavenly Bodies around 1am after leaving a local bar. I've regularly visited this place for over 15 years until COVID hit and their hours changed from opening at 11am to opening at 7pm…

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I'm upset, offended and quite frankly hurt that I'm judged based on what I drive

I see it in their faces when I pull up. Various strippers and SB's in my life I'll see it in the NOPE in their face when I come to pick them up. Ok yeah I don't drive a Mclaren…

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Happy 75th Birthday Sally Field

I never thought of Sally Field as sexy or hot. She was just the “cute” little teenager in the Gidget TV show or the silly actress in the Flying Nun I may change my mind. https://images.app.goo.gl/Mao7TpgoiQDPQUNFA

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Who had "Stripper's Monkey Bites Kid" on their Bingo Card?

Well my 2nd biggest surprise here is that it didn't happen in Florida: "MONKEY BELONGING TO TEXAS SPECIAL TEAMS COACH’S STRIPPER GIRLFRIEND BITES CHILD ON HALLOWEEN" https://www.outkick.com/monkey-belonging-to-texas-special-teams-coachs-stripper-girlfriend-bites-child-on-halloween/

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High Mileage

My wife's boyfriend was talking about lap dances and he told me I shouldn't be afraid of high mileage. I didn't know what he was talking about so I googled is high mileage safe and this is what I found…

Paradise City

Tumon, Guam

Nice night in the middle of nowhere

I visited here on a Friday, got there about 9:00. This place is located just off of I-80 in the middle of Nebraska. It is just past the truck stop. It doesn't look like much…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Good Vibe and Good Experience for What It Was

Came here on a lark as I often walked by it and had the evening free. Didn't realize how restrictive VA Club were after going to clubs in Providence, Montreal and abraod. The ambiance was…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Love the club, but not the talent tonight

In town to visit family, and decided to stop by my old favorite club when I lived here many years ago. The layout is exactly the same.. long bar along the wall when you walk…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

This club has become my favorite since the pandemic

Since San Francisco O'Farrell Theater closed, the SRCOI has become my favorite club. A doorman wands you down casually and accepts a fee--Saturday night it was $20. I think some other nights it has been…

Crossroads Showgirls Nightclub

Rapid City, Michigan

Any recent visits?

Can anyone comment on if or how this club operates since COVID-19? Has it reopened?

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Fantasies of $20 Lap Dances Come True

Saturday night. Keyport, NJ. Not a bad at area at all, suburban area. Came in around midnight. Plenty of parking. Cover just because it was a UFC pay per view was $10. I'm guessing that…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Delilah’s Done for the night

Saturday night. Had just come from Fantasies. Deliahs Dne is a suburban area seems fine to me. No cover. Get wanded down. Place seemed to be really without the energy of the previous two clubs…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great Night at BDs

Headed to Baby Dolls after the Lodge to see what was going on there. I have been to the club many times, but never really had a top notch experience until this trip. I arrived…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Solid Saturday Evening at the Lodge

The Lodge is an upscale club with lots of beautiful women. I won't spend much time describing the club as earlier reviews have pretty much covered it all. I arrived at about 9:00pm. Ample free…

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We don't really have to worry about impregnating strippers

Do you motherfuckers really think that any of these girls is gonna admit that the baby daddy is an old geezer she fucked for money? These chicks got lives they still gotta live. She's got family and a…

Snooty Foxx

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Fun, a LOT of fun

Went on Whiskey Wednesday around 8:30PM; stayed to ~10:30PM. About 20 people ~15 girls, black, white, slender, "full figured" and Latino. Stage dances are topless, VIP is full on nude. Entry cover: $15. SF is…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

Parlin, NJ. Saturday night around 1030. Right next to a McDonald’s and behind gas station. On a busy road. Plenty of parking. $20 cover get wristband. That’s it. Set up one rectangular bar. Stages in…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

Times have changed since Covid

Have not been out to any clubs in Wichita since Covid started. Used to go to Michelle's before Covid, always had the best looking girls in Wichita to my eye, and I would often…

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Anna Nicole Smith’s Daughter Lost Decade-Long Legal Battle

My favorite part of this story about Anna Nicole Smith: "The billionaire reportedly asked Anna to marry him multiple times, even trying once at a Red Lobster restaurant, but she refused. Anna Nicole supposedly wanted to make something of herself." I knew…

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I got da best dog ever!!!

I been training him and he is learning lots of new trixks. Here is da best rrixk he nows https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdYGS7N5/

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Decent, but expensive.

Have been to this club a couple of times. It's pretty spartan inside, with a semicircular stage towards the back, private rooms behind the stage, and more private "vip" rooms upstairs. There's a "bar" that's…

Stars 2.0

Anderson, Indiana

Better than expected

This being probably the last weekend of the year before it gets cold, I decided to do a little hiking in Mounds State Park in Anderson and then make a trip to this club. I…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Palomino is Almost Back

Went to Palomino on a Monday night about 9pm. They have recently remodeled, so I will provide an update on the layout. After paying at the front of the club, you enter down a hallway.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

my happy place.

Recently, I’ve been cumming here about once a month. Usually after a visit to BT’s or Criket down the street. Helps me not be so compulsive and blow my entire wad with the first stunner…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Back To The Death Spiral In The Atlantis Cycle

This place has had a lot of ups and downs in its time, and unfortunately, it seems to be in another down cycle. My last couple of visits here were disappointing, but I chalked that…

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Eyebrow Microblading

Since they're aren't many 65-year-old strippers, I hear dancers talking about eyebrow microblading as a follow-on occupation. The way they talk about it seems too good to be true. I guesstimated some numbers. Say 2% of the…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

A cool little spot with alt/hipster/punk dancers, decent diversity, be ready to tip a dollar to each dancer coming by after they finish the stage dance if you sit up at the bar

This place has the most 'alternative' / 'punk' / 'hipster' dancers in NYC, a lot of Manhattan bars can feel very 'everyone has the same body type and is a skinny white girl', so it's…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Decent, but not worth a return trip

I was walking around downtown Portland with some friends fairly late at night. We saw the marquee for Mary’s and decided to pop in. There was a bouncer outside checking IDs. He informed us that…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Good looking girls consistently. LDs are a little expensive.

After a cool down period fir COVID, I returned to my standby for great looking girls and lower pressure. I wish there were more varied choices for LDs, but I may need to try…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rhino Back to Top Form

After a disappointing Wednesday night at Sapphire, I decided to try the Rhino on Thursday. I arrived at 9pm to find a short line to get in. I then learned that they have new hours…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Jacked up prices with low mileage

Very different experience than when I was here in July and had a fantastic time with two girls in the VIP room. I drove to the club and headed in around 9:30pm. They girl…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Fall 2021

Been around 8 months since I'd been back here and was curious to see what had changed. Not too impressed. I always check the roster on their website and but this night they didn't have…

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Latin, high mileage, mostly 7s, just enough sleazy, but everyone has their hand out

I was visiting Miami on a brief business trip. After two days of meetings, I decided to treat myself to a strip club experience. I personally like a Latin feel with high mileage, so I…

Déjà Vu Tijuana

Tijuana, Baja California

CLIP JOINT USA, is this what Deja Vu is trying to do in TJ?

There are two reviews of this club where they say that sitting with girls in the front room, the girl refused boob contact. Seemed like it was prohibited. Of course a girl has that right. But my point is, DV has…

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Moving

Good news for anyone in the New England area. I’m moving to Connecticut area. I will be working in Hartford and Providence.Finally If you want to see me in NJ you have until the 20th. I will be at Sunrise

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For those who support the police

And think they are law abiding citizens and think they know who deserves what legal punishment. What legal punishment do you deserve for soliciting prostitution?

Sunset Strip

Superior, Wisconsin

Recent visits?

Has anyone got any recent intel?

Politics

There is No Such Thing as Social Conservatism

There is Only Reaction! Reflecting on the reconstitution of the Republican Party in their election of a VA Governor. https://courses.lumenlearning.com/boundless-worldhistory/chapter/the-congress-of-vienna/ The Concert of Europe was a system of dispute resolution adopted by the major conservative powers of Europe to maintain their power, oppose…

Tijuana

Riches earned by HK girls

If you stop and think about what $100 means in Mexico, it's amazing how much money those girls are earning. The purchase parity between US and Mexico is 1:9.50. IN other words, what $1 buys in the US can buy…

Tijuana

The charm of a new girl in HK

I believe that a girl that is new to HK can provide some great action. I think around 10% of my girls happened to be fairly new and it was fun to take in their innocence before fucking their brains…

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Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Don’t forget the time changes this weekend. Fall Back As much as I love the original this cover blows me away https://youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4

Tijuana

Legit Massage?

What/where are the legit places near the Zona? Not looking for 'extras', per se. It's cool if they do, but they MUST also do legit massages.

Tijuana

Reviews versus Penthouse Letters

I like to read reviews on this site. Reviews that give out good information that can be assessed and later, acted upon. But I'm seeing a lot more of what reads like 'Penthouse Letters' rather than a review of the establishments…

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Best Strip Clubs in Philly?

Looking to go out on a trip with some friends for our 21st, looking for recommendations on the best strip clubs available near the Philly area, lots to choose from with mixed reviews could use some opinions!

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Does anybody remember TUSCL meet ups?

Pre-COVID PLs would meet up at random clubs nationwide, generally organized by some well respected member who knew the better clubs in his local area. Do you think pandemic has killed these circle jerk meet ups for good, or can…

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OT: Kyle Rittenhouse Trial

I've watched much of the trial, and to me, it looks like a clear cut case of self defense. I would be stunned if he is convicted of the major charges. The prosecution sounds like the defense. They don't appear to have…

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Seattle: a new club is opening in the old Dancing Bare space

Just found this out from a kittens dancer that I follow on IG, looks like it’s called Sugars and opened in the past few days. https://mobile.twitter.com/SugarsSeattle/status/1455927201694552067/photo/1 Trying to wrap my head around just how much bleach would be required to…

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It is wrong to hand money over to women for purposes of entrapment!!

Handing money directly to women without them providing any service is wrong headed! It sets up for them to be trapped into a world of dependency. Just look at Jeffrey Epstein and R Kelly, they built a business model if…

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Is Founder trying to undercut rubmaps?

In that case good for him. Maybe I missed something but it looks like TUSCL is open for business for reviewing massage spots now. How long how has that been going for? Just go to add listings in the drop…

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NBA Suns owner Robert Sarver was allegedly going to use “impregnated strippers'

https://clutchpoints.com/suns-news-robert-sarver-was-allegedly-going-to-use-impregnated-strippers-to-land-players/

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Strippers Told Us About Their Richest Ever Clients

https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5qxdx/strippers-told-us-about-their-richest-ever-clients

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Trolls Beware

The UK is considering legislation that would make it a crime to cause “psychological harm” when posting online. Up to 2 years in prison. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/trolls-will-be-jailed-for-psychological-harm-2dccb2cct

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Emily

Does anyone have any experience with Emily? She looked exceptionally hot tonight.