The CDC is at it again. cdc.gov Claiming bagged salad MIGHT contain Listeria that could make you sick and possibly kill you. Everyone knows you can't trust the CDC. They've been wrong at every turn! and now they want to take away our salads?
Look, it is common knowledge that pathological organisms weaken over time and Listeria has been around forever. Probably no worse than your daily probiotic at this point. Besides, exposure gives you a stronger immune response. You don't want to weaken your immune system by avoiding pathogens.
Don't let them tell you what to do. That's communism. Dave, Mark, & SJG stand up to this affront. Eat a lot of Fresh Express bagged salad over the next week. Stand up to the oppressors!


The hidden agenda behind this was the moral minority wants to prevent your salad from being tossed. I think I read about it in "The Onion".