What did Santa bring you for Christmas?

Put your… put your duck in it.

I got a bag of coal. My kids got all kinds of neat stuff I can play with though.

Nothing. But I didn’t give anything either.

@shadowcat, put it under your girl's butt when you're fucking her in missionary. changes the angle, and works better, at least for me. And most girls like it too.

Ask for this to go with it next year https://www.ebay.com/itm/302915497339?ch…

Did somebody really spend $109 on that?

I got a used one - from a local pawn shop. It’s crusty between the cheeks - but it works quite well…lol!

It’s an oldie - but it still makes my laugh uncomfortably!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1iYvcuQSP-…

Take it on a plane and wear it as a neck pillow. 😇

I got a pair of boots and a piece of ass. They were both too big.

2 big booty hoes

I got Charles Woodson whiskey and his Cali Wines GO BLUE!

Charles Woodson whiskey?!???? WHAAAAAAAAAT!???!

This I must Google...and then somehow get sent to AZ

Just found and ordered two bottles of the Maize & Blue. Hope it arrives by Friday night. Go Blue!

I got a bunch of goodies. 😊 And I still have gifts from my parents to open when I go back to MI this week!

Cool!!!

I got to spend the day with my family. And some Steam gift cards. Because Steam Winter Sale. :D

A wholesome week and good meals with a loving family. We went to church and visited my ailing grandmother.

It's all I wanted.

I had a weird and too expensive Christmas


Gave iceys angels and my bitches their presents.

Dinner at my sister's and spoiled my nieces

Exchanged drunk texts with my former ex or I donno what to call her lulz

Went to a strip club and had the best sc experience ever. I'll share it in a new thread maybe. But included my first FRMOS which led to.... but it was one of those things that felt so good it was hard to process lol

COVID, thanks a lot Santa....