What did Santa bring you for Christmas?

20 comments

• Dan3635

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  3 years ago

  Put your… put your duck in it.
• Warrior15

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  3 years ago

  I got a bag of coal. My kids got all kinds of neat stuff I can play with though.
• motorhead

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  3 years ago

  Nothing. But I didn’t give anything either.
  
  
• georgmicrodong

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  3 years ago

  @shadowcat, put it under your girl's butt when you're fucking her in missionary. changes the angle, and works better, at least for me. And most girls like it too.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  Ask for this to go with it next year https://www.ebay.com/itm/302915497339?ch…
• gammanu95

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  3 years ago

  Did somebody really spend $109 on that?
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  I got a used one - from a local pawn shop. It’s crusty between the cheeks - but it works quite well…lol!
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  It’s an oldie - but it still makes my laugh uncomfortably!
  
  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1iYvcuQSP-…
  
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  Take it on a plane and wear it as a neck pillow. 😇
• silverton3

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  3 years ago

  I got a pair of boots and a piece of ass. They were both too big.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  2 big booty hoes
• Uprightcitizen

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  3 years ago

  I got Charles Woodson whiskey and his Cali Wines GO BLUE!
• ElDuderino_AZ

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  3 years ago

  Charles Woodson whiskey?!???? WHAAAAAAAAAT!???!
  
  This I must Google...and then somehow get sent to AZ
• ElDuderino_AZ

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  3 years ago

  Just found and ordered two bottles of the Maize & Blue. Hope it arrives by Friday night. Go Blue!
• NinaBambina

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  3 years ago

  I got a bunch of goodies. 😊 And I still have gifts from my parents to open when I go back to MI this week!
• Musterd21

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  3 years ago

  Cool!!!
• georgmicrodong

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  3 years ago

  I got to spend the day with my family. And some Steam gift cards. Because Steam Winter Sale. :D
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  A wholesome week and good meals with a loving family. We went to church and visited my ailing grandmother.
  
  It's all I wanted.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  I had a weird and too expensive Christmas
  
  
  Gave iceys angels and my bitches their presents.
  
  Dinner at my sister's and spoiled my nieces
  
  Exchanged drunk texts with my former ex or I donno what to call her lulz
  
  Went to a strip club and had the best sc experience ever. I'll share it in a new thread maybe. But included my first FRMOS which led to.... but it was one of those things that felt so good it was hard to process lol
  
  
  
  
• CostaTheCrazyGreek

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  3 years ago

  COVID, thanks a lot Santa....