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What did Santa bring you for Christmas?

Dec 25, 2021, 3:09 PM
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shadowcat
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Dan3635

Put your… put your duck in it.

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Warrior15

I got a bag of coal. My kids got all kinds of neat stuff I can play with though.

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motorhead

Nothing. But I didn’t give anything either.

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georgmicrodong

@shadowcat, put it under your girl's butt when you're fucking her in missionary. changes the angle, and works better, at least for me. And most girls like it too.

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ilbbaicnl

Ask for this to go with it next year ebay.com

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gammanu95

Did somebody really spend $109 on that?

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Cashman1234

I got a used one - from a local pawn shop. It’s crusty between the cheeks - but it works quite well…lol!

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Cashman1234

It’s an oldie - but it still makes my laugh uncomfortably!

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nicespice

Take it on a plane and wear it as a neck pillow. 😇

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silverton3

I got a pair of boots and a piece of ass. They were both too big.

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2 big booty hoes

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Uprightcitizen

I got Charles Woodson whiskey and his Cali Wines GO BLUE!

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ElDuderino_AZ

Charles Woodson whiskey?!???? WHAAAAAAAAAT!???!

This I must Google...and then somehow get sent to AZ

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ElDuderino_AZ

Just found and ordered two bottles of the Maize & Blue. Hope it arrives by Friday night. Go Blue!

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NinaBambina

I got a bunch of goodies. 😊 And I still have gifts from my parents to open when I go back to MI this week!

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Musterd21

Cool!!!

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georgmicrodong

I got to spend the day with my family. And some Steam gift cards. Because Steam Winter Sale. :D

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Tetradon

A wholesome week and good meals with a loving family. We went to church and visited my ailing grandmother.

It's all I wanted.

Avatar for Icee Loco (asshole)

I had a weird and too expensive Christmas

Gave iceys angels and my bitches their presents.

Dinner at my sister's and spoiled my nieces

Exchanged drunk texts with my former ex or I donno what to call her lulz

Went to a strip club and had the best sc experience ever. I'll share it in a new thread maybe. But included my first FRMOS which led to.... but it was one of those things that felt so good it was hard to process lol

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COVID, thanks a lot Santa....

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What did Santa bring you for Christmas?