I’ve got a feeling ‘22 is gonna be a bad year (part trois)
DoctorPhil.
Space geneious and inventer of the grunges
I have an addendum to recent news that NASA has hired theologians to discuss the implications of alien contact. Specifically, a frightening story about a group of aliens that stopped off at a Wendy’s:
https://www.phantomsandmonsters.com/2021…
My theory: NASA is aware that the aliens are coming. Soon their death rays will be humming.
Their endgame? They will enslave humanity for their entertainment. I’m betting that they will have a game called “ow…my nuts” where guys face off and kick each other in the nuts until it stops being funny. I’m betting it’ll stop being funny to the aliens around ‘25 or ‘26, so get ready for a wild ride!
https://www.phantomsandmonsters.com/2021…
My theory: NASA is aware that the aliens are coming. Soon their death rays will be humming.
Their endgame? They will enslave humanity for their entertainment. I’m betting that they will have a game called “ow…my nuts” where guys face off and kick each other in the nuts until it stops being funny. I’m betting it’ll stop being funny to the aliens around ‘25 or ‘26, so get ready for a wild ride!
4 comments
1. The NASA grant to theologians is real and a waste of money. NASA needs to spend more time trying to detect microbial life in the solar system and running space telescopes and less time talking to theologians.
2. The part about aliens enslaving us and making us kick each other in the nuts for their entertainment is a joke. When you read it the proper reaction is a laugh or nothing at all. Starting to practice getting kicked in the nuts is not a valid reaction. Unless your name rhymes with Dugan. If that is the case you should go to a store and ask random people to kick you in the nuts. Also, film that shit and post it on YouTube
We have no shortage of quislings who will be first.
SJG
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