OT: What did you perverts get for Christmas?

I got a black hole from the "Creator of the Universe."

Gee, Dr. Phil. I wasn't aware that Jesus had signed any copies of the Bible, given that the first book of the New Testament wasn't written before about 60 A.D., and Gütenberg didn't start publishing until 1454. Or was it a KJV in Jesus's original Old English? Sounds like a true miracle!

I too received a religious artifact from my priest

It’s an old Roman penny with a picture of Jesus on it

It’s a JC Penny

As long as he signed it using his middle initial - it must be legit!