OT: What did you perverts get for Christmas?

DoctorPhil.Space geneious and inventer of the grunges
I got me a Bible autographed by Jesus. As you would expect it was a truly wonderful and profound sentiment:
Keep on Truckin’ - Jesus H. Christ
I got me a Bible autographed by Jesus. As you would expect it was a truly wonderful and profound sentiment:
Keep on Truckin’ - Jesus H. Christ
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last commentI got a black hole from the "Creator of the Universe."
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Gee, Dr. Phil. I wasn't aware that Jesus had signed any copies of the Bible, given that the first book of the New Testament wasn't written before about 60 A.D., and Gütenberg didn't start publishing until 1454. Or was it a KJV in Jesus's original Old English? Sounds like a true miracle!
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I too received a religious artifact from my priest
It’s an old Roman penny with a picture of Jesus on it
It’s a JC Penny
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As long as he signed it using his middle initial - it must be legit!
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