Merry Pimpmas and happy Hoelidays

Come down to Texas and eat some beans bro

I hope all my hoes are happily in need of $$$!

Christmas was good for hoes. Which is kinda depressing but that about describes this holiday season.

Happy hoes are good! Hoes with more money than they need, are not.

I think the more money they have the better. It let's them think about things other than hoeing. It fucks with their heads when they realize they have money but aren't happy and just find themselves chasing more.

ES JAY GEE