Tattletales From the Crypt

Hello my pretties. This will be a compilation of multiple visits to what I believe is the longest running strip club in Atlanta. Tattletales has never been one of my favorite clubs. The girls were trailer trash to mediocre at best. They didn’t have any fake body parts (yeah, I do like the augmented shit), lack ass and just wasn’t my vibe.

However, with all the positive reviews that I read on TUSCL.net (and Follies being closed), I had to check this place at. I was leaving Platinum one Saturday night and decided randomly to walk down the a couple blocks to the decades old club (open since 1976). Since my car was over at Platinum’s lot, I didn’t have to pay the $10 valet charge. I walked in a little after 10pm on the last Saturday in November. Although the club was just renovated, it is still on the small side. Cover was a dub ($20) which shocked me for a white club. The cashier is on your right side upon. Continuing on the right side of the room, there are several small circular tables for easy viewing. Behind there, booths aligned the perimeter of the club. The price to reserve these booths are $150 which includes a bottle of champagne. That’s really not a bad deal for this place. In the corner, lies the DJ booth playing all your classic rock songs.

In the center of the club, there is a rectangle stage with a pole where predominantly white entertainers half ass dance for tips.