Is buying dances really a chumps gsme?

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Tetradon
3 years ago
Do you have a death wish for your inbox?

SJG is going to resurrect this thread in 2030.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Lulz
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Eltriste
3 years ago
All that SJG says is that if you go to s strip club for sexual gratification you're better off seeking out extras than lap dances.
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skibum609
3 years ago
Tet why are you feeding the trolls?
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Buying Dances is indeed a Chump's Game, and this should be obvious.

SJG
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
^


Posted by a world class C H U M P!
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Mate27
3 years ago
Not if it leads to a bj.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Makeout Session and FS and then out the door with her will have much more effect on a girl.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
If buying dances is a chumps game, what is not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more?
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, need I remind you again that my F2f life is firewalled off from my online life, and it is extremely well protected. You know absolutely nothing about me.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^ settle down creep. It's a simple question directed at anyone that wants to answer it.

For you consider it a hypothetical question.

So again, hypothetically speaking only, if buying dances is a chumps game, what is not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more?
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
You relate to women, weather they are coming out of a strip club our otherwise, without buying dances. Buying Dances is a Chump's Game.

SJG
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
I'm not taking strip club advice from a creepy guy who can't get an internet connection when the library closes.

That you don't know the difference between "weather" and "whether" also doesn't bolster confidence.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
You didn't answer the question. It was specifically about not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more.

To me I take buying dances over this all day, every day. At least I'm getting a real stripper interaction in real life by buying dances. The other option is no actual stripper interaction. Prove me wrong. 😝
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
You relate to your women, but without buying dances, as buying dances is a chump's game, it is a stupid way to relate to women.

SJG
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Eltriste
3 years ago
You're only attacking sjg for being sjg.

As his fellow tricks and whoremongers all of you have expressed disappointment in going to a club unable to find a prostitute and disappointed you only had dances.

Didn't that make you feel like chumps? Spending money on strippers you could have spent on hookers.

You basically agree with SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
You're basically another Iceydodo troll account, Eltriste
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
In a strip club there are plenty of better ways to relate to the women than buying dances.

How much really can happen in the club will depend on the club and the girl, but buying dances is never a smart move.

Welcome Eltriste to TUSCL.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"You relate to your women, but without buying dances, as buying dances is a chump's game, it is a stupid way to relate to women."

^^^Still doesn't answer the question. Think of it like multiple choice.

Pick one, A) or B). You can only pick one.

A) buying dances

or

B) not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more

IMHO, I choose A) FTW!!!

😁

B) is for even bigger chumps.

😁😁😁
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Again SirLap, you are acting like you know something about my f2f life. You don't. You are just building siege scaffolds to try and attack my privacy wall.

Buying dances is really stupid, only chumps go along with it.

SJG

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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^Still doesn't answer the question.
As stated it's not directed specifically at you. Anyone can answer it. Again think of it like hypothetical multiple choice.

Hypothetically speaking, pick one, A) or B). You can only pick one.

A) buying dances

or

B) not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more

IMHO, I choose A) FTW!!!

😁

B) is for even bigger chumps.

😁😁😁

Having done both in real life, it's not hypothetical for me. But that's just me.
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Eltriste
3 years ago
SLD you're belittling and harassing a man on the internet for not telling you the last time he paid a young woman to grind on him for sexual satisfaction. Let that sink in
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Eltriste
3 years ago
SLD does paying young women to grind on you for sexual satisfaction make you feel superior to other men?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) work on your reading comprehension. It's a simple multiple choice question.

You're a troll persona account of a loser pimp that takes advantage of desperate coke junkie stripper whores. Let that sink in.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) does creating troll persona accounts make you feel superior on TUSCL?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) does creating troll persona accounts make you feel less guilty for taking advantage of and using desperate coke junkie stripper whores for your gain?
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Eltriste
3 years ago
SLD why do you spend your whole day harassing SJG on here? For being an old grown ass man you have too much free time. Do you get satisfaction from following him from thread to thread attacking him all day? Does ruining every thread give you satisfaction? You're the worst troll here.

How many years have you been attacking members jn every thread?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) does creating troll persona accounts make you feel less guilty for taking advantage of and using desperate coke junkie stripper whores for your gain?
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
SJG said "Welcome Eltriste to TUSCL."

SJG has been on this site since 2014 (minus the time that the library was closed during the COVID shutdowns...), but yet remains clueless about how the site and its inhabitants operate. Don't worry, man. In roughly 3 to 5 additional years it'll dawn on you that Eltriste is Icey's alternate account.

Though everyone else here figured it out in moments.
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Eltriste
3 years ago
SLD so you refuse to answer and reply with the very actions you're accused of. Ie following members from thread to thread for years making inane personal attacks.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) does creating troll persona accounts make you feel less guilty for taking advantage of and using desperate coke junkie stripper whores for your gain?
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Eltriste
3 years ago
SLD why do you follow members from post to post every day for years and attack them? Does ruining the forum give you satisfaction? Are you autistic and retarded so you're home on disability just doing this for years?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) does creating troll persona accounts make you feel less guilty for taking advantage of and using desperate coke junkie stripper whores for your gain?
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, you don't get anything when buying dances, except for that endorphin rush. And you demonstrate in front of beautiful young women that you are an imbecile and someone who does not have the personal integrity or character to honor your marriage vows.

You have stupid idiotic practices.

And CMI, you know nothing about my, my f2f life is firewalled off from my online life and extremely well protected.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^Still doesn't answer the question. Think of it like multiple choice.

Pick one, A) or B). You can only pick one.

A) buying dances

or

B) not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more

IMHO, I choose A) FTW!!!

😁

B) is for even bigger chumps.

😁😁😁
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
THe choice is to engage with you women, in strip clubs or outside, in better ways.

Once you meet them in a strip club, of course you want to get them outside ASAP. But even for that first meeting there is no reason to buy dances. If it is impossible to do anything else with her, then DATYing her in the dance booth has always gone over well. Lets her see you are saving your load for her.

SJG

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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
SJG said "And CMI, you know nothing about my, my f2f life..."

I didn't say anything remotely connected to your "F2F" life, you muppet. I pointed out that you're clueless about how this site works, though you've been here since 2014.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
LMFAO san_jose_creep it's just a simple multiple choice question.

A) or B)?
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, you need to learn to read.

A long time ago you were a Troll. But now you are a Zombie. Go back to your grave.

And CMI, the board goes better when you are absent. That is very obvious.

SJG

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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^Still doesn't answer the question. Think of it like multiple choice.

Pick one, A) or B). You can only pick one.

A) buying dances

or

B) not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
SJG said "And CMI, the board goes better when you are absent."

It's interesting that you say that. Because TUSCL is great on Sundays.
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Eltriste
3 years ago
SLD you are a drugged up zombie. A disabled man sitting jn front of a computer posting the same bs after SJG posts for years now.


CIM do you actually contribute anything on here other than posting after anyone you don't like just to call them a troll?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) does creating troll persona accounts make you feel less guilty for taking advantage of and using desperate coke junkie stripper whores for your gain?
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
Eltriste why did you make this new account? Yoi can’t post from the main?
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
Eltriste, just like icey you spelled it CIM instead of cmi
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
I bought three dances last Friday and three more from the same stripper last Sunday. From a 9-10 Middle Eastern beauty. She was drop dead gorgeous.
Long black hair, cat-like bedroom eyes, shapely legs, perfectly perky all natural 34Bs, and a phat ass with a wobble that wouldn't quit. It was a great experience both times. And it was exactly what I wanted at the time. No more, no less.

As I sit here typing about it on my phone, I'd much rather be getting the dances in real life. But that's just me. 😁
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
All this over a misspelling!

SJG had amorous desires for monkeys before he turned to goats.

Sadly, a monkey cheated on him with a stripper.

His anger caused him to post - buying dances is a chimps game.

It has nothing to do with us. It’s his misguided anger.
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
Sirlapdancealot
Thwts crazy what did she look like. I have never seen a middle eastern dancer.
Middle eastern dancers seem extremely rare, maybe due to cultural norms or stigmas. Some on here were saying many of them deny being middle eastern and claim to be latin. What was the mileage in your dance, did you rub her pussy?
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Estafador
3 years ago
@SJG What is F2F?
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
Face to face
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Eltriste
3 years ago
https://instagram.com/nadiaskhar?igshid=…

She's a middle eastern stripper hoe...
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Eltriste
3 years ago
Not a fan though
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Estafador
3 years ago
@Eltriste jeez one middle eastern pornstar opened the floodgates for the rest and more women's rights really let it loose.

Weird way for SJG to phase he seperates real life interactions from online persona.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, if you are saying that you only have options A and B open, so you either have to get nothing or make and imbecile of yourself buying dances in a strip club, I can see how that could be.

Guys with an SO should not be in strip clubs. You have conveniently convinced yourself that LDKing is not marital infidelity. And your wife goes along with it because she feels that she has no choice.

Well, you can't go thru life married, but pretending that you are not. It doesn't work.

Women can smell you out at 50', and so can everyone else. You are a guy with no personal integrity.

So we have Swingers Clubs, and they are good for many married couples. And we have Marriage Counselors, and we have Divorce Lawyers. At some point you have to stand up for what you really believe in.

SJG

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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
Buying dances is pretty great.
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datinman
3 years ago
"Guys with an SO should not be in strip clubs. "

Says who? This is what you just can't seem to get. Some people go to clubs not to find girlfriends, not to cheat on their wives, not to cum in their pants, but just to have a good time. If they have a couple of drinks, spent time in the company of a pretty girl, got a couple of dances, and left feeling they had a good time, it was just a form of entertainment. Same as going to a restaurant, a play, a concert, Disney World, or anything else. It beats sitting at home or a hotel room watching TV. Couples define their own relationships. If the SO is okay with it, who are you to judge.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
^ If you have absolutely no idea how to engage with women you might say that.

SJG
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
"This is what you just can't seem to get. Some people go to clubs not to find girlfriends, not to cheat on their wives..."

But it is cheating. Even spending time or money in a strip club is cheating.

A GF might not feel that she can enforce against it, but a wife will.

People define their own relationships, but not with covert cheating. Some people do have open marriages. And some people do this via swingers clubs. But this is all out in the open relative to the spouse. The women are more crazy about it than the men are. There is no coercion to go a long with it here.

Strip clubs are too expensive just to kill time in, and not really try to engage with the women. That is, unless you think the women who dance in strip clubs are some special lower category of women.

SJG

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datinman
3 years ago
"Strip clubs are too expensive just to kill time in, "

Trust me, I can afford it.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
@BigThirdEye She looked like a Persian Princess just like I described. Also I had an old ATF years ago that was half Middle Eastern half Italian and she was a perfect 10 if I ever saw one. I prefer blondes but an 8+ is an 8+ regardless of ethnicity.

And yeah her mileage was as high as I like. Full two way contact*. Fully nude. Pussy on cock grinding. OTP stick shifting and balls rubbing. She did not shy away from dick teasing. Also she let me control the grind any way I wanted.

*FYI I don't touch pussy so I don't know if she allowed it or not.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
You can afford it, you can afford to burn money in a brass offering bowl. It is still really ridiculous.

SJG

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datinman
3 years ago
Look, I'm not trying to be mean here, but I don't believe you have ever had a meaningful relationship with a woman. I don't think you were ever married. Your fantasy about women falling for you if you talk to them like they're civilians, feed them money, get them to kiss you is child-like in it's naivete. I really hope for your sake you find your Squeaky Fromme soon.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"SLD, if you are saying that you only have options A and B open, so you either have to get nothing or make and imbecile of yourself buying dances in a strip club, I can see how that could be."

Thanks! So we agree the bigger chump is B), the guy NOT getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more.

It took a while but I'm glad we are on the same page now! 😁
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
^^ datinman, he is you just treat women like ordinary people, things can go real well.

^SLD, you are a pathetic clown. I can guess how it worked for you, married before you had much experience with women, probably friends introducing, church groups, matchmaker girl cliques, etc.

Fast forward to the present you convince yourself that LDKing in strip clubs is not marital infidelity and you are completely unwilling to live up to your commitments and obligations.

Buying Dances is a Chump's Game, and we have clubs like that because there are lot of chumps out there.

SJG
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
For me, things go great when I buy dances.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
@san_jose_creep, you are a pathetic clown.
You failed in your own marriage and lost everything you had over your own excessive mongering. It was all your own fault but you still can't admit it.

Fast forward to right now, here you are posting from the library free internet about how others should club and interact with strippers and yet you don't even interact with them yourself.

Not interacting with strippers whatsoever whilst judging others that can (and do) is the biggest chump's game of all.

🤭🤡
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
CMI, you mean you cum in your pants.

SLD, you know absolutely nothing about me. You used to be a troll, now you are a zombie. Go back to your grave.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
san_jose_creep and you know nothing about my marriage and marriage in general outside of your own personal failure at it.

But hey at least we agree that it's better to get lapdances than none at all whilst only just posting about strippers from the internet. 😁
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, you are the one who sees the choices as Buying Dances in Strip Clubs or Nothing. I have never lived like that and I never will.

SJG

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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^But hey at least we agree that it's better to get lapdances than none at all whilst only just posting about strippers from the internet. 😁
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^Hypothetically speaking, of course. 😁
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
SJG said "CMI, you mean you cum in your pants."

Nope.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, buying dances is a chump's game, and you are the only one, you and CMI, who lives with that as your only option.

SJG
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
SLD, fully nude so her nude pussy grinding on your cock? She played with your cock and balls from outside the pants? Is that considered an extra? Isnt grinding the pussy on the cock a normal part of lapdance?

SJG do you think its cheating if a stripper in a relationship is giving lapdances etc?

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Tetradon
3 years ago
Bigger question is "why should one listen to SJG on this matter?"

I can't come up with a good answer, either.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
SJG said "SLD, buying dances is a chump's game, and you are the only one, you and CMI, who lives with that as your only option."


The guy who shouldn't lecture anyone about a lack of options is the guy who can't get to the internet on Cesar Chavez Day because the library is closed.

Buying dances is great because it gives me the option to choose a sexy woman, have a great time with her, and then go home without any complications.

Which is what 99% of the guys here do, and the dancers are thankful because it covers their bills. You're the one living in a creepy rape cult echo chamber for 8+ years.

Also, buying dances is awesome.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
As far as a woman in a strip club cheating, that is up to her.

Buying dances is a chumps game, most of the guys who do it are just cheating on their wives so they can really engage with the women who dance in strip clubs.

CMI, you know nothing about me and are just a pathetic creep.

SJG
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Tetradon
3 years ago
^ Why should we listen to you on this matter?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
@Big my pants were on but she was fully nude.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
It's completely obvious, you should be able to see for yourselves that Buying Dances is Always a Chump's Game. You just have to think it through a little.

In other countries where the rules are looser, people don't "buy dances".

And in looser US clubs people don't "buy dances".

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"Buying dances is a chumps game, most of the guys who do it are just cheating on their wives so they can really engage with the women who dance in strip clubs."


^^^@san_jose_creep you are so wrong here. ALL types of guys get lapdances. Single, married, divorced, divorced and remarried, and widowed. It does not matter because lapdances are a common thing.

But hey, I understand why they aren't for you because you ruined your own marriage because of them.

But that's on YOU alone!
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Tetradon
3 years ago
@SJG, you could have just been honest and succinct and said "I don't have a good answer, and my broken life has nothing worth emulating."
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
san_jose_creep is like someone that has arachnophobia that just assumes everyone has it too, so then all spiders are bad. An arachnophobe could never conceive of someone else wanting to have a pet spider. It does not compute.

Same thing goes for san_jose_creep except he's got lapdanceophobia. 😂
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Buying Dances is a Chump's Game.

In our underground places you don't buy dances, they just start dancing for you and you give them tip money. At the most extreme of these, the girls were getting your willy out and climbing on to it, front room.

In a more moderate place, you can give the girl front room money and lead the interaction and get her softened up and into a Front Room Make Out Session. THen when ready you invite her to the back room.

SJG

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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
^ You're buying dances, you nitwit.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Yes, buying dances is a chump's game, but...

not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more is the biggest chump's game!
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TFP
3 years ago
I'm sure no one actually follows SJG's advice. The problem is that he types it out everyday like someone asked for it. No one else here types out daily what they want to happen in a strip club. And then tries to force those preferences on everyone else.

People talk about having a great time when they bought dances and here comes this fool SJG to say that same tired ass line, followed by his tired ass advice that he himself has never done. It's annoying, insulting, and why he will always get the responses he gets.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
^ SLD, you are still trying to build siege scafolds to attack the privacy of my f2f life. My f2f life is private and very well protected.

Go back to your grave and let decomposition run its course.

Only after Deja Vu got going did buying dances become common. Original lap dancing was all front room. Girl just jumped onto your lap. You have a greater ability to lead it that way.

And guys who look down on the women who dance in strip clubs, or who are covertly cheating on their wives buy dances.

SJG
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TFP
3 years ago
The way this dude pulls shit out of his ass and writes it as if it's a fact is funny. Here let me try that:

Guys who never write reviews are virgins who have never even seen a vagina. Perhaps they should visit a high mileage club to change that. I would suggest going to Tijuana. But people who don't write reviews are also broke, so they can't afford plane tickets.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
TFP is unable to even read. All he can do is try to attack the privacy of my f2f life.

SJG
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TFP
3 years ago
So you can pull shit out of your ass all day but when someone else does it it's an attack on your privacy? You can call people you don't know cheaters and accuse them of looking down on dancers? But when you are called out it's an attack on your privacy?
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shailynn
3 years ago
There are more retards in this thread than there are on the short bus I just passed in traffic.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
TFP said "I'm sure no one actually follows SJG's advice."

If we're being realistic, I'm pretty sure that SJG doesn't follow SJG's advice.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
TFP, my F2F life is private. You know nothing about it. What you have demonstrated in times past is that you like giving yourself a concussion by running into my privacy wall.

That's right, Shailynn's mom is a graduate of the Bob Bondurant School of High Performance Driving, and with their new Pacifica with an 8 speed automatic transmission, coupled to the engine control computer and computerized variable valve independent for intake and exhaust, she passes truck and busses and a guy from CA driving a FIAT all the time.

That is the only way she can get Shailynn to all the gigs for the West Texas Christian Glee Club.

SJG

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Mate27
3 years ago
^^ SJG, I don’t even think you know wtf this means and you wrote it! I’m sure nobody else knows what the fuck you’re talking about either, just like nobody knows wtf you’re talking about in all of your other threads, and that’s not even threatening your privacy wall. That’s just what we know about you as a member who’s never written a review about being inside an actual strip club!
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"SLD, you are still trying to build siege scafolds to attack the privacy of my f2f life. My f2f life is private and very well protected."

@san_jose_creep I don't know why you are so butthurt. I made an open statement that we agreed...

...we would both rather get lapdances then not getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more. Hypothetically speaking of course.

So why you take such a personal affront to something that we agreed on is beyond me.

And besides that, you should stop trying to assume what you *think* you know about my marriage. You're doing the same damn thing here, attacking my private life.

So there. 😝
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"So you can pull shit out of your ass all day but when someone else does it it's an attack on your privacy? You can call people you don't know cheaters and accuse them of looking down on dancers? But when you are called out it's an attack on your privacy?"

^^^ @TFP exactly the creep is all up in everyone else's business and private lives, talking about their marriages and such, but then he gets butthurt if anyone talks about how he's not doing anything with strippers these days and only just posts about it from the library free internet. And nothing more!

It's blatant hypocrisy. 😝
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Zombie SLD, I only respond to what people post.

You know nothing about my f2f life. If you did you wouldn't even be a Zombie, you'd be burned down to carbon cell by cell.

SJG

Jimmy Smith - Midnight Special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_m-gyi5…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
creep, everything I post about someone else is based on their own posts.

What I know and post about your F2F life is because you've posted about it, dumbass.

So quit being so butthurt about it. If you don't want me posting about your F2F life, then stop posting.

Otherwise, STFU. 😝
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
You know nothing about my f2f life. I would say that you are suicidal, but then you aren't even alive any more.

I had thought an open hearth 2800 deg F cremation was the best way to deal with a Zombie. Fortunately this doesn't happen every day.

But now I read that a military grade flame thrower with full take of oil will do the job.

https://blogs.icrc.org/law-and-policy/wp…

SJG

Four Hammond B3's playing The Cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdJeCjIw…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
@TFP Will you please take one for the team...

...and go down to San Jose public library, pick up san_jose_creep, take his hard up ass to a strip club, and buy him a lapdance? I'll pay for the dance.

I'm hoping it will get him to lighten up and realize the pleasure of a simple lapdance. Please?
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD: https://blogs.icrc.org/law-and-policy/wp…

You know nothing about me and you never will, alive, dead, or reduced to carbon.

And nothing could persuade me to become like you, someone who makes an ass of himself with beautiful women.

SJG

Groove Blue Organ Trio (Steve Smith/Tony Monaco/Vinny Valentino)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucUFxVA1…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Wow creep. You need to seriously lighten up. A lapdance would seriously do you some good. Seriously.

And strippers won't mind unless you stink and need a shower and don't respect their boundaries. Mostly they want to give you a dance.

And they're honestly fun! Imagine a dancer like nicespice dancing for you. Trust me, it's awesome! 💃🍆🤪
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Would do you good?

People say the same thing about marijuana.

SLD you know nothing about me. Go back to your grave. Don't make me have to put you there carbon only:

https://blogs.icrc.org/law-and-policy/wp…

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Yeah for sure it would do you good. It would help you relax and take in the beauty of a naked woman. And since I said I'd pay for it, it wouldn't cost you anything. It's free!

You already agreed that a lapdance is better than nothing, so ...

... So just do it! You might get a different perspective!

💃🍆🤪
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, you need to get yourself to the safety of the Underground Circle Jerk Room.

You know the pass phrase, "Women Are Superfluous".

Pump some jizz out, and then you will feel fine with your clearly wretched life.

Oh wait, I'm not sure if a Zombie can ejaculate.


SJG

real good!
The Thrill is Gone + Summertime (BB king + George Gershwin cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFEIJSXL…
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
Well you know that goats can so no worries for you.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
san_jose_creep, you need to have an actual stripper interaction. It's making you violent and butthurt.

Despite your vitriol, my offer still stands. If TFP will give you a ride, I'll buy you a free lapdance.

Seriously, bro, it will help you forget about everything else for the entire song. It's a natural high too! Try it!

💃🍆🤪
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD my F2F life is private and extremely well protected, and the last thing I would want is to be around people like you.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^ I'd pay TFP through PayPal, dumbass. We'd never need to meet.

Wow you are so wound up you are finding every excuse under the sun just to avoid getting a lapdance! It's one simple lapdance. 3-5 min of your life to get one and you act like it's the coming of the apocalypse. It's just a simple fucking lapdance. 🤦🤷
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
You really have no idea what you are saying or who you are saying it to. I'd point out that you are an imbecile. But you are already dead.

It okay though, they'll let you into the underground circle jerk room. They finished airing out the Clorox now.

SJG

The Thrill is Gone + Summertime (BB king + George Gershwin cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFEIJSXL…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^it's just a simple fucking lapdance. Lighten up dude.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
^ SLD my f2f life is private and extremely well protected. Shouldn't be that hard to understand.

I know what bothers you, its cause you can't ejaculate anymore, being a Zombie.

At least you still have your wife to tie your shoes for you each morning.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^you are threatening violence and spewing vitriol over someone offering to buy you a lapdance. It shouldn't be that hard to understand that you're waaaay overreacting.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
I protect my f2f life and its privacy. I don't take candy from strangers. If there is a problem I will act at once.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Oh and speaking of ejaculation, yeah a lapdance is even better when you can LDK from one! Lapdances go to ELEVEN when that happens.

IMHO only. 😝
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Back to your grave you Zombie Stalker!

https://blogs.icrc.org/law-and-policy/wp…

SJG

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TheeOSU
3 years ago
" I don't take candy from strangers. If there is a problem I will act at once."



In other words, he has his own skittles.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^But hey at least we agree that it's better to get lapdances than none at all whilst only just posting about strippers from the internet.


Hypothetically speaking only, of course. 😜
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
I always have everything I need.

SJG
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
Including your own phone, computer, and internet connection?
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wld4tatas
3 years ago
Us guys who buy dances, depending on our finances, can enjoy a different hottie writhing in our lap and servicing us every week. For those who are too concerned about being viewed as a chump, this is a pleasure in life they will never experience.



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Tetradon
3 years ago
@TheeOSU, that was _SAVAGE._
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
Well sometimes the truth might hurt a little bit, Lol
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TFP
3 years ago
@SLD we've already seen how many people have offered SJG something similar, right? I mean Founder himself offered to basically finance SJG's trip to TJ. He turned that down with the same excuse about his F2F life being protected blah blah blah.

I offered years ago for us to meet up at a club and hang. I wanted to see him run his system in person. Of course he refused.

To be honest, I don't see him as a person with many friends, if any at all. I mean he said it himself, he has no acknowledgement of the word fun. He thinks weed and alcohol is evil. Doesn't sound like anyone I'd want to be around lol.
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
Yeah besides the obvious homeless/library situation he's definitely a mentally ill uptight twerp with a head full of bizarre fantasies!
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"To be honest, I don't see him as a person with many friends, if any at all. I mean he said it himself, he has no acknowledgement of the word fun. He thinks weed and alcohol is evil. Doesn't sound like anyone I'd want to be around lol."

@TFP this is why I asked you to take one for the team.

And it's telling that he declined founder's offer for a free TJ trip but then gushed with appreciation when founder gave him free VIP. It's like he'd rather blog about strippers than actually be with them! 🤯🤦🤷
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Mate27
3 years ago
To quote the legendary Ron Burgundy, “Wow! That escalated quickly.”

“That’s why you got to keep you’re head on a swivel when you find yourself in the middle of a cock fight!”
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
“Wow! That escalated quickly.”

^^^@Mate72 I could never understand why san_jose_creep was so against lapdances and others knowing that he's homeless and broke until I studied his posts and chronology and evolution of them since he joined. In some of his earliest threads he posted about suffering from PTSD from his divorce, and also back then he didn't rail against lapdances like he does now. What's happened is that over time, and out of his own denial to acknowledge that he was the reason his wife left him and he lost everything in life, he's learned to blame other things on this or outright deny them. And he's refined all of it over time.

With lapdances he spent all his money on them and was duped about getting sex in addition to the purchase and so now, again instead of blaming his own self and lack of self control, he blames the very act itself. Lapdances themselves are at fault for his fate, not him. And in order to sustain this defense mechanism, it has to be absolute with no exceptions. So now he's to the point that he can't even handle reading about them by others. This is ultimately why he will NEVER accept them as simple fun pleasure. To do this would break down the entire lie he's built that it wasn't his own lack of self control and his overall fault that he lost everything.

And in regard to his private life protection, he doesn't ever want to acknowledge that he's homeless and broke because that again forces him to face the reality that it's his own damn fault.

This is all why the simple and benign topic of lapdances triggers him so bad and it gets even worse when he's offered one. He's using TUSCL to sustain his own defense mechanism and he wants everyone to go along with him. If not, you'll get attacked and be accused of being a chump!
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Eltriste
3 years ago
You're wrong about SJG. Namely coz you don't even know how a library works. And not wanting to meet anyone on an online forum is no big deal.


I think ita really interesting how he supports paying for sex in amps strip clubs bath houses. But so vehemently demonizes lap dances.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) LMFAO good for you on your own theory but it's just your theory. You could just as well be absolutely wrong about him. As stated, I know everything about him based on his own posts. And they tell me he posts from the public library free internet. And, yes, I know how the library works and their internet access "rules". I read them, dumbass.

Fun fact: san_jose_creep only ever posts when the San Jose public library is open. He has NEVER posted outside of their open hours, as posted on their website. Also the very day they shut down for COVID he stopped posting. And he didn't post once while the library access was closed for COVID. Oh, and the very day they reopened, he started posting.

But hey you believe what you want, just note that you could be just as wrong.

After all, we're all just anonymous anyway. LMFAO you should know this since Eltriste is like your third alias now, at least. 🤭🤡
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Eltriste
3 years ago
He posted on his site during the lockdown.
You can't stay on a library computer all day.
SJ has free public wifi Hotspots.


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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
As stated believe what you want. You still have no better proof you're right.

And I don't remember one post he made during lockdown. Sorry I highly doubt it. What I remember is he asked Papi_Chulo to post an update for him but he never made a post himself. Feel free to find one he made that was dated during lockdown. Good luck 👍

And I don't see nor did I ever say he was on the internet all day at the library. LMFAO that's an assumption on your part.

He's on the public internet computers at the library as long as he's allowed. I'm sure if the library isn't busy he's allowed to stay as long as he wants.

And hotspots don't mean shit if you don't have a phone or computer.

But keep trying here, my niggette.
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Eltriste
3 years ago
Your antagonism isn't warranted. Tge only conflict is the one in your head. SJG has his own site he posted on. Not here. And something had to happen because he came back less lucid.

My theory is better than yours.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"I think ita really interesting how he supports paying for sex in amps strip clubs bath houses."

^^^this is because your reading comprehension is limited. He doesn't look at the payment as for just sex. He's always saying that she's just a normal civilian girl that needs monetary compensation for her TIME, again not the sex. This is a very important distinction that clearly you've failed to understand.
Read what he says more carefully.

He actually looks at it much like you do where you think that the way that you give your money to a stripper whore is somehow different than how a trick does. Like she sees it differently. LMFAO it's GFE without calling it GFE. 🤭🤡😂
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"Your antagonism isn't warranted. Tge only conflict is the one in your head. SJG has his own site he posted on. Not here. And something had to happen because he came back less lucid.

My theory is better than yours."

^^^LMFAO I'm just posting what I want just like you do. This is an unmoderated forum. Anything you want to post is warranted. Plus you're just easily butthurt. And FYI you post unwarranted antagonism a lot here but I think you're a dumbass that can't comprehend it. LMFAO so it's complete irony to me that you accuse me of the same shit you do yourself.

Good on you believing your own theory. Both of ours are out there now and both equally unproven. LMFAO my niggette it's just your opinion you have a better theory. IMHO, I disagree!

Oh and I'd still love to see that post he made during lockdown. Good luck finding it. 🤞🤞
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"SJG has his own site he posted on. Not here."

^^^and to be crystal clear I'm saying he only posts TO TUSCL from the San Jose public library free internet. This is the basis of all my points which still hold true with this understanding. I don't give a rat's ass that he posted to his own blog site.

Just want to be clear since you tend to nitpick things.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
SJG clearly depends on other people's bandwidth to access the internet. To access this site, he just as clearly depends on the San Jose Public Library system, as his time here *exactly* syncs up to library hours (including a day off for Cesar Chavez Day).

During the COVID lockdown, founder took an informal poll to see if he should build a "backdoor" to allow SJG access. Not surprisingly, the sentiment was strongly against. So, that didn't happen.

Via back-channels of some sort, SJG let it be known that his internet access during lockdown was "communal" in nature and didn't allow him to get to TUSCL.

However you want to cut that cake, creepy rape cult guy doesn't have the ability to sort out his own internet connection.

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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
@Ishmael I remember all that now too.

And for sure, there are some public networks that allow TUSCL and some that don't. For example I know for a fact that Kaiser's free WiFi blocks TUSCL. Also some airports free WiFi block it too.

So it makes sense that he could access and post to his blog site but not TUSCL during lockdown.
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
SLD, why do you prefer spending money on lapdances instead of an escort? Is it due to legal concerns with escorts, or cuz lapdances are safer for disease risks?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
@Big there's no single reason for me. The reasons you stated are valid. Also it's convenient and I just like them a lot and for what they are. The strip club is a fantasy land to me and lapdances are an extension of that fantasy in that it's a fantasy of actual sex with the stripper. To have actual sex with a stripper is no longer part of that fantasy. It's also very convenient and low hassle. If I wanted and escort I would just go to one rather than seek it through a club. At the club, all I want is the dances and to look at beautiful women. I enjoy it for what it is.
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
But you do want extras like the OTP stuff they were doing and pussy grinding on crotch?
You wouldnt want to actually have sex with a stripper?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
@Big I consider a good pussy grind on my clothed dick as high mileage. That's not how I define extras. An extra starts at a true HJ and goes up from there. Stick shifting over the pants (OTP) is high mileage too.

If I were single I might want to have sex with a stripper but not necessarily. I could easily see myself just getting dances. As stated already, I go to a strip club specifically for a fantasy experience.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
@Big our discussion is why san_jose_creep is an imbecile for assuming lapdances are just for chumps that don't know how to get more from a stripper. Many guys, not just myself, are perfectly content with lapdances and that's all. The lapdance itself is the endgame. He cannot see it that way because he sees it as an unnecessary step to getting more. He can't even conceive that it's all of what some PLs want.

And again, I say it's because it's his defense mechanism. He can put blame on lapdances for why he lost his marriage, home, and fortunes rather than look himself in the eye and admit that it was his own lack of self control. His own damn fault. And furthermore it has to be absolute blame, an issue for everyone and not just himself, so that there's no other conceivable reason than it. Otherwise it's possible that he's part of the blame, which he loathes facing.
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Eltriste
3 years ago
SLD you can easily say his schedule revolves around that of a half way house or shelter. But thanks to his f2f life firewall it's all just assumptions.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Eltriste (aka Iceydodo) I consider that the same as being "homeless".

No shit it's all just assumptions which is why it's stupid to say "you're wrong". Like you did.
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TFP
3 years ago
@Icey aka Eltriste we considered that a while back, some kind of institutionalization. I thought maybe it was a mental hospital he was in. But the fact that his posting lines up perfectly with the San Jose library's schedule made me rethink the mental hospital thing. I don't think mental health institutions celebrate Cesar Chavez day like the San Jose library does.

Halfway house makes more sense because he just has to be back by curfew. But are you not allowed to have your own cellphone there? Because I always wondered why he doesn't just get some cheapo smart phone with an unlimited data plan.
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Eltriste
3 years ago
Halfway houses have rules on internet access TV access etc after curfew. They're anal with rules.

A fully homeless person with a mental illness would have more pressing measures to deal with on a daily basis than being online. Food and shelter would take precedence.

Plus SJ is a mid sized city. Like 1.5 million. I don't see someone being able to consistently get so much library computer time.


The one thing that's obvious though is that his mental health really declined when he came back after the lockdowns.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"The one thing that's obvious though is that his mental health really declined when he came back after the lockdowns."

^^^his mental health has been on steady decline since he started posting. It's not obvious unless you read some of his posts from when he joined up to now.

Oh and I've been to the San Jose public libraries. There's several of them to serve all the people. And they don't always have fully reserved computers. There's downtime for sure. Especially during business hours.

LMFAO keep trying my niggette. 😂
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
Is there an odd relationship between SJG and that Third Eye dude?

It seems that Third Eye is either a naive teen or he has no common sense. He also seems to believe the odd stuff SJG posts.

There’s some odd stuff that Third Eye dude posts.
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Mate27
3 years ago
Wow, Icee/Butba/Eltrise, how can someone like you be an expert about everything? From halfway houses to library hours for San Jose, and stripper hoes to politics at the national level to even pharmaceutical sales! It’s like you know everything there is about any topic. The same can be said about SJG, too. Too this off with you also know how to attract women for free sex and workout your body to perfection so the stripper hoes find you irresistible and you even say you can cook like a gourmet chef, all at the tender young age of less than 30! Yet what yiu decide to do with your time is spend it all day in here bashing people because they’re not as good as you.

I want to know what your secret is to becoming an idiot savant? Is there some special mentor you hire to teach you everything there is to know about life, or are you just that special to know it all and be such an expert on all things? No wonder every chick wants to be with you and every guy wants to be like you!
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
Mate, do you think a nice ripped body helps with strippers and escorts and getting discounts and stuff
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Mate27
3 years ago
^^ how the fuck would I know, and why the fuck so you want to know? Every girl(person) is looking for something different and at different times. Go stfu you troll! Come up with some less juvenile discussions.
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
regarding 3rdeyedougster, I can't believe the naivete of some of you guys questioning and/or trying to analyze him. It's so fucking obvious the guy is a FUCKING TROLL yet you can't see it.
No wonder you overpay and let strippers control you!
Not sure if I should sigh or roll my eyes.
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
Out of everyone here, Ishmael, Gammanu, and maybe one or two other guys see what I see, the rest of you are wearing blinders.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^He hasn't explicitly trolled me, so I'm good for now.

The incessant questions were a red flag for me from the start, though.
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
He doesn't have to specifically troll an individual to be a troll.
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TFP
3 years ago
Yeah I don't even pay the third eye guy anymind. TBH I just thought it was the same person who made the BBC troll account in the past. All they do is ask a shit ton of questions. It's actually the easiest kind of troll to ignore because you just don't answer the questions.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
@TheeOSU I'm just saying it doesn't bother me whether or not he's a troll. I usually will treat everyone *as if* they're not one up until their trolling starts to personally annoy me. Then I either stop responding or I troll them back.
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
^

Fair enough.
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
Mate comon ive treated you with nothing but respect
TheeOsu you too
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
Cashman, no relationship with me and SJG but i was invited to join the Organization. SJG will be supporting good long term careers for many dancers. I’m happy to have received the Invitation
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Eltriste
3 years ago
BTE is Dougster. SJG thinks his trolling is entertaining and intelligent. I think he just likes the attention and posts to piggyback off. SJG Nicespice and others got him to come back and troll.
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Mate27
3 years ago
And now we have confirmation of troll-dom(dumb). I’m sure SJG can affirm that invite, right?
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TFP
3 years ago
Yeah if there was any doubt then that last post by bigthirdeye pretty much confirmed his troll status.
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
Tfp what do you mean by trolling? SJG actually invited me to the Organization. I told him I’d be willing to sew my asshole shut to join the Organization
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
You guys talk about me more than you talk about women. I guess it is like that in the circle jerk room.


Buying dances is an idiotic way of relating to beautiful women!

SJG

Gimme Shelter [Rolling Stones Cover] - Britny Lobas at The Roost Austin, Tx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71GZQYH…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
san_jose_creep posts about strippers and tells others they are interacting with them rong more than he goes to an actual strip club. I guess it is like that when you don't actually go and see strippers in real life.


Only posting about strippers from free internet access is an idiotic way of "interacting" with beautiful strippers!
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Eltriste
3 years ago
It's their job to dance
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
It is their job to dance, and they dance on stage. Off stage you should be able to find better ways to interact with them besides buying dances.

Now if you have an SO you should be with that SO and only engage with other people when you and the SO do it together.

SJG

Gimme Shelter [Rolling Stones Cover] - Britny Lobas at The Roost Austin, Tx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71GZQYH…
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Eltriste
3 years ago
Their job is to sell dances off stage
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"Off stage you should be able to find better ways to interact with them besides buying dances.

Now if you have an SO you should be with that SO and only engage with other people when you and the SO do it together."

^^^ there you go telling others how to have their own fun and getting into their private lives with it. Hypocrite!

Let me return the favor...

...you need to get out of the library and go to a strip club yourself in real life. Have fun with a stripper YOUR way, in reality. By just posting about it without doing anything else, it is exacerbating your sexual frustration to the point of irrationally telling other PLs they are having their own fun rong.

Seriously, get out of the library and see a stripper in real life, ASAP!!!

What you are doing in your own personal library circle jerk is idiotic. 🤭🤡
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Yes but you can divert them, especially be feeding them front room money. Front room money is better because their should be no house cut.

You don't have to do this very often. Just pick the one you intend to be waking up in the mornings with.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"Yes but you can divert them, especially be feeding them front room money. Front room money is better because their should be no house cut.

You don't have to do this very often. Just pick the one you intend to be waking up in the mornings with."

Some PLs don't want this, dumbass. And stay out of their F2F life.
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
Be honest now, how many strippers spent the night in your box and woke up with you?

Maybe ZERO?
Yeah that's the number!
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, you just want to use strip club women and cheat on your wife.

SJG

Gimme Shelter [Rolling Stones Cover] - Britny Lobas at The Roost Austin, Tx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71GZQYH…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
san_jose_creep you just want to judge other PLs and use TUSCL to hide from the guilt and remorse from cheating on and then losing your wife.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, I just know that this subject of strip clubs attracts imbeciles. And you were an imbecile, but no you are a zombie. You still have your wife to tie your shoes in the mornings though.

SJG

Gimme Shelter [Rolling Stones Cover] - Britny Lobas at The Roost Austin, Tx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71GZQYH…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
san_jose_creep I just know that this unmoderated and free strip clubs website attracts pathetic losers. And you were a PL, but no you are a guy that doesn't even go to strip clubs. You still have your public library free internet to keep posting here though.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, you are just a zoned out creep who uses chemical mood alterants and uses women pretty much the same way.

And you you're a zombie who has got bits and pieces dropping of and gets the energy to move around by self digestion. And on top of that you are a stalker.

SJG


Gimme Shelter [Rolling Stones Cover] - Britny Lobas at The Roost Austin, Tx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71GZQYH…
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Tetradon
3 years ago
^ What's with the "zombie" insult? That's random.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
san_jose_creep, you are just a down and out creep who hides from his own guilt and remorse through TUSCL and pretty much doesn't do anything with what he posts.

And you you're just a talker that would rather post about fantasies from your delusional mind and what others are doing rong with their real life activities rather than going out and doing something productive in the real world yourself. And on top of that you are a sleepy time rapist creep.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
SLD, you've got to face the fact that I maintain a 2000' clear zone in front of my privacy wall. When you continued to violate that, the result was inebitable.

So get back to your grave and let decomposition proceed. It will go easier on you for your next reincarnation.

SJG

Gimme Shelter [Rolling Stones Cover] - Britny Lobas at The Roost Austin, Tx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71GZQYH…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
san_jose_creep, you've got to face the fact that your own damn posts, ad nauseam, have let me through your privacy wall. It's like a welcome mat and red carpet has been laid down in front of me. The result is inevitable.

So get back to your posting and let your privacy be revealed. It will go easier on you for the next lapdances thread.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
I maintain a 2000' dead zone in front of my privacy wall. Nothing alive is in there. Siege scaffolds get burnt down. Corpses and Zombies get incinerated.

Not everyone is an imbecile like you use to be. Not everyone uses chemical mood alterants or uses women the same way, or pretends they have a working marriage when they don't.

And BUYING DANCES IS A CHUMP"S GAME!

SJG

Gimme Shelter [Rolling Stones Cover] - Britny Lobas at The Roost Austin, Tx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71GZQYH…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Buying dances is a chump's game, but we also agreed that...

not interacting with strippers in real life whatsoever whilst judging others that can (and do) is the biggest chump's game of all! 😁
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Still bringing your rotting dead carcass into the clear zone in front of my privacy wall.

Go back to your grave you zonbie stalker!

https://blogs.icrc.org/law-and-policy/wp…

SJG

Gimme Shelter [Rolling Stones Cover] - Britny Lobas at The Roost Austin, Tx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71GZQYH…

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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Why so butthurt? I'm just posting our agreement that the bigger chump is the guy NOT getting any dances in real life and only posting about strippers on the internet and nothing more.

You said yourself that buying lapdances is the better option here.

Hypothetically speaking of course. 😁
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
I live and I learn SLD. You can try to do that in your next lifetime.

But for now you go to Sheol, to be with the others who have disrespected the privacy of my f2f life.

SJG

Gimme Shelter [Rolling Stones Cover] - Britny Lobas at The Roost Austin, Tx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71GZQYH…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"to be with the others who have disrespected the privacy of my f2f life."

No big deal. You've disrespected the privacy of the f2f lives many others in this thread.

I can't stop you from this no more than you can stop me. All you can do is type in umbrage. Just like all you do is type about stripper interactions but don't do any of it in real life.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"What's with the "zombie" insult? That's random."

^^^@Tetra it's not random to the creep. He's often called me a zombie. I think it simply helps him to dehumanize me as a precursor to visualizing a graphic and gruesome death for me. I think at some level he still has some human empathy in a general sense, he's not all batshit crazy, and to visualize the graphic and gruesome death of another human being isn't easy. So first he must see them as a zombie and then from there somehow it's ok for him to imagine a violent death for them.
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rickmacrodong
3 years ago
Guys please calm down, SJG has military commando intelligence. It might be anonymous for us but he can track any of us down and potentially sew the asshole shut. You don’t want to mess with someone with prior military commando intelligence.
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