Great first experience at a strip club

This was my first visit to a strip club, and I had a great time. My girlfriend and I had never been to a strip club before, and we decide to drive to Portland and have an adventure. Drinks were expensive but not outrageous ($4 for a beer). I've never seen so many $2 bills in my life. We spent a long time at the stage doling out money to the girls, which was fun, but that was NOTHING compared to the lap dances we bought.

Now, I'm sure the lap dances were nothing special for those of you who go all the time, but for someone who has never had a professional lap dance before, it was great fun. I bought 3 for $100, and it was so great I bought another 3 for my girlfriend from a dancer she liked. It was definitely the highlight of the trip for both of us.

Before visiting this place, we got ripped off badly earlier in the evening at a "lingerie modeling" style place that offered us a 30 minute couple's dance for $300. I paid an extra $100 for "lap dances" for each of us, and it was totally lame and awkward, with no grinding at all. To be fair, the stripper told us we were supposed to get naked and fool around with each other, but my girl wasn't into that. We can fool around with each other anytime. We wanted attention from the stripper. Thankfully, when I hinted that it was a bit disappointing to drive all the way down to Portland for so little contact, the stripper recommended we try Casa Diablo instead, which turned out to be a great recommendation. I expect the experience at the first place would have been MUCH better 1:1 than as a couple.