Johnny Depp’s Testimony Of Amber Heard Pooping In His Bed
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Johnny looks like a bloated Keith Richards. He has an odd accent too. His slow speech has almost a British affect. He’s unrecognizable compared to his days on 21 Jump Street.
At least Amber looks cute. I’d fuck her, even if she drops a deuce in my bed.
We used to call the poop throwing a crazy monkey.
I remember a kid who got tossed from Junior High for masturbating to completion in science class. He was very interested in a girl - and showing her a jizz covered hand and pants didn’t go over very well. The science teacher wasn’t impressed either!
I went to college with a guy (also normal name: Bill) whose nickname was "The Mad Pisser". His reputation was that he'd piss anywhere, anytime, especially if it was on a dare. We went to a 24hr supermarket at like 3am and he pissed all over the cookies in the cookie aisle.
I lived with a bunch of buddies a few years after college - and one was a bit off. We had a few folks over - and one girl was in the bathroom. He decided to go under a pine tree on the front lawn. If he only had to pee, it would likely have been fine. But shitting on the front lawn in view of the neighbors didn’t go over so well.
Judging from some of his past posts, I’m guessing Cashman would fuck her ESPECIALLY if she would drop a deuce in his bed.
The next door neighbor was a real scumbag, everybody in town hated this guy, adults and kids, but especially the kids. He was the kind of asshole that if a ball went in his yard he'd confiscate it and refuse to give it back. So we picked up my buddy's shit with rubber gloves and wrote curse words on the guy's house, like "fuck you" and "eat shit". Then we stuffed the shitty gloves in his mailbox, all in between pieces of mail.
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No doubt!
There was also the superintended in NJ who had a habit of shitting under HS bleachers on his morning run.
https://www.nj.com/monmouth/2019/05/ex-n…
I may have honked my horn - to let her know of my appreciation for her boldness.
I remember that superintendent story from several years ago. He doesn’t dispute the charges. He was just concerned about the release of his mug shot.
It's called "reactive abuse". Like the bullied kid finally beating the shit out of the bully, or an abused woman snapping and killing her abuser. Mostly nobody questions <em>those</em> examples of reactive abuse, but I've seen more than one person on line claiming that it makes Depp no better than Heard.
Using the term "reactive abuse" is a bit dodgy in my opinion, as it seems to be trying to shift blame to the victim for "overreacting" or some stupid shit like that.
On a college road trip, me and a few other guys were staying at a big hotel. We got so fucked up that we were just wandering around sneaking into "employee-only" areas at like 3am. We got hungry and went into a kitchen for one of the restaurants, looking for food. We found some steaks in the walk-in fridge, so we fired up the grill and had about three each. Then we raided a fridge full of pies and cakes, and what we didn't eat we threw all over the kitchen.
So we're about to get the fuck out of there when one guy decides to drop his pants and shit in one of those giant restaurant pots. Then he takes a magic marker and writes "Wash Me" on the side of the pot. I guess he just wasn't satisfied with a free steak dinner, had to give them a little extra "fuck you" before he left.
https://youtu.be/3UITD7ikQr8
I’m not sure if it was booze related, but we were both heavy drinkers at the time, and little mattered to me.
She really seemed to love anal sex. But, she wasn’t good with maintenance in that area. She also leaked after I would ass fuck her a few times. If she stopped by my house, I’d put towels over the sofa cushions, as she would leak through her thongs, and make a mess.
Joey Diaz Shits in the Shower (He would still be doing it if his wife didnt catch him)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb9WLPQu…
Joey Diaz Shit Storie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n28f0j9…
I've heard of that Dubai thing too. Apparently it's called being a "porta potty". Just Google: Dubai Porta Potty
I'd post a link, but some of the websites that come up are so dubious I wouldn't want to be responsible if someone's computer got infected or they ended up on a list somewhere! It's some pretty sick stuff and doesn't only involve getting "shit on". Some of these girls claim to have gotten shit straight into their mouth, had hardcore sex with camels and dogs, or got paid to let these guys beat the hell out of them. One got beat up so bad she couldn't post anything on her Instagram for a month.
Some guy even claims to be an "agent" who can make these kind of arrangements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86CHQDra…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4NS-TER…
I have a question. Isn’t Depo from Kentucky? Why is he speaking like he’s from The UK and I don’t mean the University if Kentucky!!!
Sounds like they were both miserable drugged drunks, they just took all celebrities down a few pegs on the credibility scale.
Although, with a net worth of $600M USD, I think Johnny can retire to an island with Nick Cage and Gary Busey and be fine. Just give them weekly boat shipments of strippers and coke. Most successful reality show ever!
As for caprophilia stories, it was one of our better-travelled posters -Sinclair or BabyDoc- who censored himself by mentioning that the Germans were sick fucks when it comes to sex and left it with that. I'd bet they have some stories to top anything here.
I ain't gonna lie, I am very gladdened to see a man being exonerated and turning the tables on a lying, conniving, bitch, and exposing her for the toxic behavior she falsely accused him of. I was once falsely accused of sexual harassment. I was exonerated, but the liars who conspired against me suffered no consequences. It is good that she can be taken to task and held accountable.
The info is valuable
i'm just trying to imagine being in her shoes and thinking on how much she really had to hate that guy for her to literally shit the bed. not to mention that she somehow cause the guy to also lose a part of a finger, yakuza-like.
Unless it’s a book about how many bracelets, chains, rings, and earrings an aging actor should wear while trying to sound British.