Is it pronounced Wilkes Barr? Berry? Barry? Bear? Fuck if I know

Wilkes-Barre, PA. Saturday night. Right across from the Wyoming Valley Mall. Big enough lot, parked. Big fat guy does the pat down. Walk in. A girl and a guy at the front. Id check. Cover is a brutal $30. $10 military. Walk in. Bathrooms, right ahead, keep going. Bar island and a main stage. 3 dancers up at a time. Tables and seats all around. Dance area in the back corner. Dances are $30 a song in a couch room and $160 I believe for 30 minutes VIP. Crowd all races, pretty rowdy way more energy than Diamond Club where I just came from. This has got to be the upscale club, party of the area.

Dancers. About 25-30 dancers. White, Latina and Black. All body types I saw. Not a ton of fake stuff here though. Some veteran dancers in there and some younger. Couple gems in there, some just ok girls some less than that but enough decent looking girls to not make you want to stay and check it out. I thought the best looking was a white, dirty blonde kinda curly hair girl with a great natural body. Another group, they must've been friends because they all sorta looked/dressed the same. Three spinner types with curly hair that covered their eyes and it looked like got up on their own at the small satellite stage and just started dancing together for like a half hour. It's real intimate everyone else was gathered near the main stage so I just tipped them, grabbed their asses and had some fun in that way. They were among the better looking girls in the club. I didn't feel like doing $30 dances so this was the action of the night.

After this I went to the Getaway lounge and their was only 3 cars in the parking lot. No I'm not wasting cover on that. And then I check out 4play which was completely dark with weeds growing by the front entrance so I'm guessing it's been closed for a little while. I didn't hit the clubs out in the Poconos but this looks like the best option in the Scranton Wilkes-Barre area but sort of by way of default because Diamond was pretty bad. But $30 for a cover is a lot.