Worked up just to get satisfied elsewhere
In town for a conference in Palo Alto and thought I’d check out some talent after hitting it pretty big at the Bay 101 Poker Room. Ok, maybe not big but had an extra $300 in my pocket. I already knew that Bay Area clubs weren’t great but also read that San Jose had a lot of crime so I was hoping for this to be a nice shithole, dirty club experience. Should have read the reviews first but also shuts figured a Sunday evening wouldn’t be too heavy on security’s eyes.
Anyway, entered and paid a $25 cover which felt pretty high and only saw a handful of girls inside. The cover price should have been my first indication to retreat. I saw a relatively hot blond with C cups in some pink heels walk by and asked her if she was up for a dance or two. She encouraged me to take her up on a $70 5- min special and I was sober enough to do the math in my head that it sounded ridiculous. I haven’t traveled much in the last two years but with inflation I’ve been wondering what prices are like across the country. I’m mostly still paying $20 per song in TX but that deal is damn near $35 per song (if not $40 since most songs are 3 min). That said, I felt like I had money to burn so I took her up on it. Good lord the privacy I was hoping for at that rate was not at all what I got. Security was popping their head in every time the grind got halfway decent and every time I lifted my hands up, she either quickly pushed them away or I got a stare that told me as much.
The grind was actually decent but I think I threw her vibe off by getting handsy because after the 5 mins she said thanks and that she had to go. I think her name was Vanessa or something else with a couple of S’s in there.
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