Pink Eye!!!???

I was in here about a week ago on a Saturday night. I arrived at about 8, paid my $20 cover, and took a seat at a table near the stage. At that time, I saw about 8-10 dancers milling about and about equal amount of patrons. The waitress came over and I ordered a beer and for a menu. I knew I was in for some good, but I wasn’t actually sure at that point whether or not I was gonna visit the VIP. Usually, this club is on the higher end of the talent department, but this night was just looking OK. I ordered a chicken club and took in the show. After a few minutes, a lady came over and tried latching onto me. I wish I could remember her name so you can all avoid her. First think she does is apologize for how she looks and how she can’t open her eyes because she has pink eye!!! What!? She was obviously drunk or on something, and she went on and on about the pink eye and how she’s not having a good night. More than once she offered the world for a hundred buck, but who wants to get up close and personal with a stripper with pink eye! She was gross. I kept turning her down and she kept pressuring. Luckily my food came and I managed to get her to leave. But not before she asked me to please tip her on stage, which always annoys me. If I like you and you dance well, then I’ll tip, but just because you complain that you’re not making any money because you have link eye!? Uh, no. That said, even if she didn’t have pink eye, she was low tier, but I guess if you’re looking for a sure thing, you can seek her out. Anyway, my sandwich was only ok. Should have gotten my go to turkey club instead. I ate it while avoiding eye contact with Pink Eye. Luckily, after a while a petite AA girl came on stage. I tipped her and she came over after her dances. She was nice and we had a decent convo. I still wasn’t sold on the VIP, but I ended up caving. Paid my $20 to get back and we settled into a room. She gave me a nice opening dance then quickly changed the subject to extras. Ultimately, I paid too much for something I didn’t want and it was all over too quickly. I would have rather saved my money for a night with better vibes, but those ladies are tricky.

I should note that Pink Eye’s tactic worked for her next mark because I saw her take someone else back soon after she got off stage. To each their own, I guess.

I say, avoid Pink Eye and the Chicken Club.