Meh hot girl but not the same as it usually is

Ok everyone knows what this club is about and how the alcohol system works.

I had a Red Bull and a seltzer for $12.

I was approached by a very tall very slim and smoking girl. She spoke ok English. $20 to the bar for the first dance and I was on the edge so hyped up for this SMOKING Latina (best guess). Perfect b’s revealed themselves within seconds. My pants are straining