Dear Stripper Diary: FUCK THESE MEN! ...a rant
BubbleYum
Blow me. 😙 Pronouns: hoe/heaux
Saturday, September 3, 2022 11:01 AM
Hi everyone. My name is Bubbles and I've been dancing for two weeks. I'm already a top earner at my club and my week night average is $2,000 and my weekend average is $6,000. I usually refuse dances and make my money on stage. I'm so good at this job after two weeks that girls who started after me ask ME for advice. I'm even considering starting my own stripper mentorship program. Surely, these brand new dancers can afford this quality education that totally can't be found for free anywhere else on the internet for $1,500. I'm a total veteran dancer after two weeks for sure!! 😊
Anyway, I just wanted to come here on r/Stripper and vent about these MEN!!!! I can't believe they have the audacity to exist and breathe my air. Ugh!! I had this one man earlier that should have been thrown out!!
Like, I was sitting and finishing eating my plate of waffles and this man comes over to me and asks me for a dance. My dances are $100/song and are strictly air dances! The club's price is $25, but fuck that. I know my worth and I'm worth $100/song minimum. This man asked for my real name. Ummm.... Excuse me? My real name is Karen, but why can't he just call me Bubbles? Ugh!! 🙄
So, like, we went to VIP. I started my air dance in the middle of the first song because fuck this man and customer service. He doesn't deserve for me to start on the next song because he has the audacity to exist and be at MY club like a perv! We did one air dance and he asked if I could sit on him and dance. I told him those dances are $200/song!!
I'm totally not a whorephobe and I support girls who do extras! But those whores should risk their lives and do that shit outside of the club!! They are ruining MY club with their cheap $100 extras!! You do you, but if you do extras, take it outside of the club and make sure you charge at least $1,500 minimum!! Everyone knows all of the men seeking extras are there because of these girls doing cheap shit. And these men are ALL escort rejects, that's why they come to the club, duh.
Anyway, I don't do extras because I'm better than that, but I still support them. I did sit on this customer's lap for this second song. I am SO traumatized from it!! This MAN had the balls to fucking touch me!! He touched my shoulder without my consent and it made me feel so dirty and like a whore. We finished that second song finally. It was like the most miserable three minutes of my 18 years of life. I also farted on him because fuck him for being at MY club breathing MY air and touching me. 😤
I went back to the bar and ignored all of the customers to play on my phone and argue with my boyfriend for an hour. I don't care if those gross men had a problem with me not going up to them. Like, I'm not mind reader. How am I supposed to know if they want to talk to me? I don't go up to these MEN. They come up to ME if they're interested in talking to me.
The DJ called me on stage and of course didn't play any of MY songs! I tell him how to do his job every shift because he's so stupid and a man. I stood on stage the whole time staring at the wall. I'm not saying I'm a 10, but I was definitely the hottest girl there and usually am. Why should I do any kind of movement on stage or take my top off? I'm hot and these men usually give me $800 minimum stage rain just for standing and looking cute. I don't need to entertain on stage or put any effort in at all.
When I got off stage, this smelly ugly MAN asked me to sit with him at the bar. He asked if he could buy me a drink. Umm, excuse me, but I've seen how these bitches act when they're intoxicated and I'm better than that. These girls can't control themselves when they drink and are just sloppy and nasty and then they end up doing $50 blow jobs because they're whores. Again, I'm not a whorephobe and I totally support extras dancers though.
This stupid man told me he wanted one of my signature $100 air dances, but he had the audacity to ask me to wash off the glitter I put on my body. I could NOT believe his request!! This glitter looked cute and it made me stand out. Everyone loves it! How dare he ask such an invasive and offensive question! He told me he would rather give his money to someone who wasn't wearing glitter. Ugh. Whatever.
He's probably one of those loser men from one of those review websites anyway. I've never gone to those sites because I'm better than that and those guys are just lonely old men who have no idea what they're talking about like ever. They're just awful and shit talk strippers like ALL of the time. I would never ever agree to meet or talk to any of them. Gross.
So, like, at the end of the night, I had to pay my house fees. I'm an independent contractor and a bad bitch. I shouldn't have to pay this club to work there. They should pay me just for showing up! I should actually sue this club for making me pay to work there. I did a minute of research on Google and found out Deja Vu gave 600 million to dancers because of a lawsuit once. I'm going to look into organizing a class action lawsuit against my club and sue them for several million. I know suing this club will have no impact on me working elsewhere in the future. These managers definitely don't talk to each other and they don't know anything at all. Before I graduated high school, I worked part-time at a Victoria's Secret for 6 hours every week for a month! I probably know more about how to manage a strip club than these managers do and I'm only 18. I'm not saying I know everything, but I do know everything.
I just wanted to come on here and rant about these MEN for coming into my place of work, looking at me, and for existing around me. I know the rest of you ladies on r/Stripper would totally feel my pain and relate to my justifiable rant.
Like I said, I'm a bad bitch at my club and I'm a top earner after ONLY 2 weeks of dancing. If any of you need any advice from me, I am totally happy to mentor you because I know I know more than you do. But I love you bitches and I hope you all get a bag tonight!! And, like, fuck these men! xoxoxo ❤️
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