Just a question for SC regulars…. What do you normally wear to get the best mileage from your visits? Dress pants, sweat pants, shorts, or whatever you happen to have on at the time? Do you have a regular “uniform”?
Normal attire depends on what city and also day or night. I do most of my clubbing in Florida during the day. Everyone wears shorts in Florida during the day. I'll find the softest, loosest fitting shorts I have. With silk boxers underneath .
Khakis/slacks and a polo or dress shirt. Sometimes golf shorts and a golf shirt (more likely if it's summer, and therefore hotter than Satan's armpit here in FL). Nothing too flashy for my neck of the woods, but nicer-looking than most of the other PL's in the SC.
I usually just use the search feature on TUSCL to find any of the dozens of discussions about this topic. I close my eyes and randomly scroll for a few seconds and whatever attire is listed in the first comment at the top of page is what I wear.
This has led me to wear anything from a white three piece suit to a Scottish Kilt. There have also been some odd nights ranging from wearing nothing but liquid lapdance to a terrible night wearing heavy denim jeans and a belt buckle so large even a native Texan would say it was too big.
Button-down shirt and soft jeans with a canvas belt not unlike what I was issued in the Air Force. Used to wear boxer briefs until my ATF went exploring one night and I wisecracked that next time I came in I'd be commando. She grinned and said "Love it. Makes my job that much easier."
Dark navy or black golf slacks. Typically the no-iron wrinkle free kind. Buy them at Target or Ross. They are thin. I won’t buy them if they have a large zipper.
Match pants with a dark colored shirt. Long sleeves in the fall or winter; short sleeves in the spring or summer.
I prefer dark dress shoes and dark socks. I want my legs to disappear in the club lighting.
I agree with the statement about being clean. Even if you have been working outside, you can clean up with a washcloth, deodorant, and cologne. I’ve done this in a gas station or hotel bathroom. Hotel bathrooms are the real pro tip. Brush your teeth also. You WILL get better service if you smell clean. You don’t have to drown in the cologne. Just don’t have body odor.
Waxed cotton hunting pants. Wool shirt. Shit kickers. That’s in the summer, which we get for a few weeks here each year. Otherwise parka, lined carhartt pants and mukluks.
@Dan: I would caution against black slacks anywhere that nude laps are allowed. I once wore black slacks to a lunchtime nooner at Cheetah, Hallandale FL, then had to meet colleagues for dinner later that evening with quite visible, dried snail tracks all over my pants.
Strip clubs have the better front room set up, but AMP's have a better back room set up. The customer is supposed to get naked. They give you hooks to hang your clothes. As you get friendly with your girl, you can undress her. Either like that, or once you initiate DFKing, she'll quickly take off her own cloths.
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Uniform?
I like to dress like a cub scout, it brings out the mothering/nurturing instincts of the strippers.
This has led me to wear anything from a white three piece suit to a Scottish Kilt. There have also been some odd nights ranging from wearing nothing but liquid lapdance to a terrible night wearing heavy denim jeans and a belt buckle so large even a native Texan would say it was too big.
-Silky shorts/athletic pants/pajama pants/anything with no underwear. You are getting the shittiest dance of your life.
-Rigid denim jeans, like the super dark Levi’s. Might as well wear 60 grit sandpaper pants.
-Wool suit pants. It’s like giving a dance to a pumice stone.
And not clothing related but being stinky is my other one.
Otherwise every girl is going to give you the same dance she would if you are wearing your work clothes or an MC Hammer costume. 👍
Or if you’re dirty. Guys come from construction sites sometimes and I ruined a brand new bikini that way one time. Never again.
I called her bluff.
She wasn't bluffing.
Match pants with a dark colored shirt. Long sleeves in the fall or winter; short sleeves in the spring or summer.
I prefer dark dress shoes and dark socks. I want my legs to disappear in the club lighting.
I agree with the statement about being clean. Even if you have been working outside, you can clean up with a washcloth, deodorant, and cologne. I’ve done this in a gas station or hotel bathroom. Hotel bathrooms are the real pro tip. Brush your teeth also. You WILL get better service if you smell clean. You don’t have to drown in the cologne. Just don’t have body odor.
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