Anybody else see that one time Kirk Herbstreit cried like a little bitch? LMAO!

Columbus, OH. Friday night after midnight. Came from right next door at Gold club. As I walked up a big group of young drunk customers was getting thrown out. One dude was at the door refusing to move as the staff was trying to get him out without touching him. He was all like "I ain't moving!" And the bouncer was like "Step away from our door!" I just walked past all that shit and went in. Cover was $20 and military is $10. This place is way rowdier than next door, a lot of younger groups, drunk people, it's just a mess I'm not sure they have enough staff here to keep it all in check, atleast on the weekend. Maybe 100+ customers. All ethincities and ages. At 2am they call last call and start collecting all the alcohol on the floor. Dances are a rough $40 a song, in rooms with doors on them. One main stage, with one of those hanging rings and one satellite stage. Three girls dancing at a time. The DJ is a mobile DJ that talks way to fucking much. He would say "O H!" and the crowd would respond "IO!" There was one waitress here btw who was ridiculous. White blonde chick, with a pony tail but still regular long hair underneath I don't know what that's called. But the ass on this pretty girl. If they waitress's are danceable (I forgot to find out, I became...preoccupied more on that below) but I would take that girl for a spin anytime, holy shit.

Dancers. Big lineup, talent was kind of all over the place, definitely some hot girls but some not too hot in there aswell. Some older girls but for the most part younger. Probably 40 dancers. All ethnicities and a variety of body types, mostly thinner to thick though. I really didn't see any fat girls.

One latina I saw get up on stage, highlights in her hair, killer ass, white boots, hoop earrings, gorgeous face, spinner type just sexy all around. I was doing backflips watching this girl. She was killing it on the swinging ring thing. I had to be aggressive to catch this chick for dances so I got out of my seat and said hey you wanna do dances as she came off and walked past the bar. She said she was about to leave but agreed and we went for it. We had to wait for a little bit for a room to open up I'm surprised $40 dances were being sold like hot cakes here. Normally I wouldn't be doing $40 dances but this chick shut me the fuck up on that shit. I was getting dances with this girl. Anyway go into the room, close the door. Good privacy. I got her beautiful, squishy, juicy ass on my lap, feeling her nice natural rack and in a song and a half I was LDKing (at $40 a song you can't be taking all day with it) I am in heaven. Good two way touch and she was a cool girl, not bitchy a little aloof about everything but still nice. What a body on this chick. So worth it. Between cover, tip and two dances, no drinks, got out at about $100. Good fucking visit here, I enjoyed myself thoroughly money be damned.