Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Tee'd in the Winter amongst the Vultures but came out ahead

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Sep 6, 2022, 12:17 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Obligatory club info (mostly copied from my previous review if the club, not much changed) - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded free parking lot (someone watches it on and off), there is some street parking as well in case parking lot is packed. Two stages inside, normally only one is going during the day. Admission is $5 10AM-6PM, and $10 6PM-2:30AM + mandatory drink (another $6 for a soda, no alcohol). Metal chairs and tiny table inside, plus a large couch next to a stage. Lap Dance Area in the back nice and private, large chairs turned away from the entrance and just about anything can happen right there. There are also private VIP rooms where you have to pay the club for the room (I think it's $30 to $50 for 15 minutes and up from there, depending on time of day, I think it goes up at 6pm when admission goes up), and then whatever you negotiate with a dancer. The "bar" is to the right of the entrance. You have to pick up your own soda at the bar now after you pay for it and your admission at the entrance (at least during the day). They used to bring it to your table, but they haven't done so on the last two visits. The restroom is immediately to the left of the entrance. Often there are vultures hanging out but the entrance trying to snatch you as soon as you walk in and give you a tour of the club, and probably make you some shitty dance offers. Avoid them as a plague, typically it will be scammers Winter (former Niomi) and her friend(s).

Made my way here Monday afternoon after an unsuccessful stop at Pandora (separate review). Admission was only $5 and another $6 for a mandatory drink (soda only, no alcohol, older guy at the table next to mine seemed to have been drinking hot tea? looked like a tea bag in his glass). The bartender girl was also the door person, got my money, and I went to sit down, running into the same half-wall at the beginning of the main club area as I did last time. My eyes weren't adjusted and apparently I have a learning disability. Got yelled at by the bartender - turned out they don't bring you your drink anymore. I thought I heard someone yell on the last visit but ignored them, I guess it must've been the same thing. You have to walk to the bar and pick up your own soda. The vulture at the bar was Winter, notorious scammer that was reviewed multiple times. Never ever get a dance from her. She used to look decent, but today she looked pretty big to me, totally out of shape. She tried her BS on me (is this your first time? are you meeting someone? can I show you around?). Knowing well who she is I was pretty rude to her and she left me alone right away. It's not my habit to be rude to dancers, but that's the only way to deal with pushy ROBs in this club. Of course she also told me they weren't going to have anyone on stage so I might as well go with her, which *immediately* turned out to be a lie because they had girls on stage all but one song while I was in the club. She is just so disgustingly full of shit, and she is not the only one. Definitely take everything most dancers at this club tell you with a grain of salt. Why do I still come here? There are some gems to be found here, and it's still one of the busier clubs during the day, which is when I like to play.

BIG CHICK - Anyway, made my way to a table, and a fairly gross looking AA chick got on stage. Never caught her name, and I don't want to be mean, but she looked like someone injected cellulite into her ass and boobs. They were huge, but not in a good way. I tried to look away from the stage the entire time she was on it. Thus calling her "big chick". Hope she isn't reading this.

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