Eating Buckeye's will cause massive diarrhea. I learned the hard way so you don't have to

Columbus, OH. Friday night, safe area right next to Vanity. I parked in the adjacent strip mall parking lot. Walk in, ID check, cover is $15 free military. Guy at the front was friendly was doing little too much though to show me around, I can find the bar man I'll be alright. Layout is bar island on left side, LD area dead ahead in the back, stage to the right of that, one dancer up at a time and seating in front of that. Also a smaller bar in the far right back part. Crowd actually for a Friday night felt kinda light, alotta empty seats but you still had plenty of customers in here maybe 30 in total. Mostly White and then some hispanic and black customers. More middle age. Way way more chill, laid back and comfortable here compared to more rowdy next door at Vanity. Dances are $25 a song and after a parade around the stage every hour it's 2 for $40.

Dancers. Pound for pound a better lineup than Vanity I thought but not as big. Vanity might've had more talent overall but the quality was more all over the place. Hell idk but between the two this might be the best I've seen in Ohio and I've hit a lot of Ohio clubs by now. Some veteran dancers but mostly younger. About 20 dancers or so. Mostly white, with some black and mixed or latina in there. No fat girls all basically thinner side to at most thick. Some fake stuff but mostly natural it looked like. One girl that stood out for me was some chick that might've been white or latina, tan skin, pony tail, nice rack, younger girl, for me the hottest girl in the club. Another chick with blue hair, not my type but had the innocent looking punk girl vibe tattoos I feel like a lot of guys would go after that. Not all winners but I didn't see anyone that shouldn't have been dancing.

I was thinking hard about taking that Pony tailed girl for a dance but I wanted to just check next door first before I started dropping money to see if I could find something better and I'm glad I did because well I did end up finding something better. Also one final note: Don't talk about how great Michigan strip clubs are around the strippers here they will attempt to gang up and beat the living shit out of you. This rivalry is no joke.