HOW 'BOUT DEM COWBOYS! YEEHAW! Wait a second shouldn't it be Cowgirls?!? Those were Cowgirls right? I did naughty things back there. Not Cowboys Right?...Right? Hello? Hello?

Lexington, KY. Club is in the back of a strip mall, drive in on the side under the Cowboys sign. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in cover is $5. Walk in, bar on the right, small stage one dancer at a time. Lap dance couch and VIP area on the left. Couch dances are $30 in a long couch behind the DJ and VIP is in open booths that one could only see in if they walk by. Those are $10 a minute so $100 for 10 minutes, $200 for 20 and so on. Customers all races some younger and some older not a big crowd really spread out all over. One drink minimum I just got a water.

Dancers looked mostly younger I would say except for the one girl who I'll talk about below it alright, definitely better than Divas certainly not on par with SR or Cheetah's. White, black and latina. Maybe about 11 girls working.

As I walked in the girl on the stage dancing. It was motherfucking love at first sight. This beautiful white brunette country girl, great natural body, pierced nipples, pony tail and a ass from the Gods. UK girl. Nash was her name. Cute as hell southern accent. This is the kind of girl I have to go through dozens of strip clubs and multiple states to be able to find. This is why I hit so many clubs, I'm looking for THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE! 10, 10, 10 ding ding ding. Take all my money girl. Hey tipped and said hey I'll buy dances and she came right over. We sat down and vibe pretty well I was making her laugh, bought her drink, didn't even ask the price all that good shit. We go for Lap dances $30 a song on the couches good two way contact but no nipple sucking at all. I was so all about this girl I said lets do VIP so I went and bought 10 minutes, it's upfront to the DJ then you got a booth. Still good two way, she's a clean dancer and not about that outside life, trust me I tried like hell. But her ass was so dynamite and so big and awesome I just had the greatest LDK. Oh man I loved her. I thought she was one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen in a strip club, everything I liked. I thought Cowboys was supposed to be the fucked up high mileage dive in Lexington I didn't expect to see that! Alright that's enough slobbering for now. Glad I came through.