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Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Average experience

Arrived about 2:30 on a Friday. $6 cover. Bar is on your right as you come in, with the main stage on the left. There are some smaller auxiliary stages, but they weren’t in use…

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OT: Walmart +

Ok, after doing the free trial, I gladly ponied up the $98 annual fee for Walmart +. It has dramatically reduced the amount of time I spend shopping each week. I get free same-day delivery for any order…

Lady Vi's

Superior, Wisconsin

Wow, badder

Saturday night visit, around 7:30 pm. I've been to this club a hundred times probably, even back in the Lamplighter days but it has been over a year since my last visit. I…

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People try to do all sorts of clever and difficult things to improve life instea

Title couldn’t say it all. “People try to do all sorts of clever and difficult things to improve life instead of doing the simplest, easiest thing-refusing to participate in activities that make life bad.” ~ Count Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy aka Leo Tolstoy ~…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Not bad if you just want to kill time

Stopped in on a friday night to see what its all about. There were some attractive women working and some that you can tell have been in this business for a long time lol. The…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

V Live

I had not visited in a long time. It is still $10 to get in in he club. I arrived around 1:45pm or so. Light pat down and walked down stairs. I stopped at the…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Solid overall experience

I strolled in Wednesday after work, about 7:10 PM. I was greeted at the door with a 10 dollar fee, the lovely lady taking my money was a pleasant looking darn haired girl with some…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Good eye candy in a very nice club.

Went by on a Friday afternoon. Got there around 12:30. $10 cover charge. Bar was on your right as you come in. There appeared to be another one across the room, but didn’t seem to…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Deja Vu....meh

Visited the club on Thursday around 10 pm. Pretty slow with less than 10 customers at any given time. Club has standard layout with two stages (although only one was used) as well…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

They didn’t even have a 5 a 1 or a 6, they had no strippers

Old Bridge, NJ. Safe, suburban area. Thursday night. around 10. Plenty of parking big lot. Walk in, no cover, no nothing just sit at the bar. I ordered a drink $6 for a corona. To…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Don’t go before 7 PM

This review is based on my last Saturday visit. This club is on a open strip mall and has huge free parking. Parking is safe, and car is also safe. Also, few mins from I-95.…

Blush Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Meh...Very Slow Thursday Afternoon

I made a visit around 4pm on Thursday. It seems that it's just opened though their home page said it's open 2pm. It may be open at 2pm, but it was almost empty.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Sahara is a good place to hang out if you wanna hurt your eyes

2 for $40 laps 15 min VIP for $120 curtain. 25 min VIP in! Private back room for $180. Entrance is 20$ One drink minimum I came in on a Wednesday and met D***A. She’s Latina with dark hair,…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Adventures at Lusty’s

I arrived at Lusty’s at around 9:30 at night and the bar is a dump as usual but the beer is cheap as always. The bar is immediately to your right and the vip area…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Not what it used to be

Haven’t been in over a year so was curious. No 10 day wait for membership. Just pay $15($10 if military) and good for a year and free guest every visit. Layout is same, check other…

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Guilty pleasure

One of my favs has developed pain/discomfort due to her sciatica nerve. She gets some relief from having her booty massaged. I have known her for quite a few years, so it pains me greatly that she's suffering…

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Tying Dancers with STD and other ailments

There is some recent on goings going on at one strip club on here where a dancer that's on this website was being accused of having something and it's getting ugly and she's clapping (no pun intended) back hard in…

Tijuana

TJ-oriented retirement

Grateful for suggestions/opinions (preferably based on knowledge). Some options: o Live in SoCal, maybe AZ, as close to TJ as possible. Somewhere fairly safe, with relatively low housing costs. Renting a studio apartment works for me. o…

Tijuana

Jailed in the US for fun in TJ?

Found this: https://scholarlycommons.law.northwestern.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=7153&context=jclc . The most relevant part seems to start at page 430. Sex workers in Mexico are legally required to be 18 or older. But, Mexico being Mexico, wouldn't surprise me if younger paradas are tolerated,…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Wake Up Little Suzy

Line Lexington, PA. Just came from Creekside a few blocks away. Seems like a pretty safe area. Plenty of parking. Suzy's lounge looks like a house. Walk up to the porch and there was a…

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Porn actresses

I understand the primary area of interest here is on strip clubs and their denizen, however, I’d like to take slight detour. I suspect if you’re over 60 and have a social media account and you indicate that you’re single,…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is easily starting to become my favorite club.

I was in the area and visited another club, before heading over to Risque. When I got there I got the standard metal detector not pat down and a $10 cover. I haven't had a…

Le Palace Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

A Thing I Will Never Do Again

I'm not sure this will be a very good review, and the review right before mine actually did a very good job conveying what this club is about... I visited on a Thursday evening around 10:00…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Thursday pm at Gallagher

Gallaghers Is in a very industrial area of Long Island city. Aside from the green awning you could easily mistake it for a warehouse from the outside. I stopped by around 6:30pm on a Thursday…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Some people out there pronounce creek as crick. I always thought that was fucking retarded.

Hatfield, PA. Thursday night. You not gonna see this from the street it's like follow a side round to the back of an industrial park. Plenty of parking. Walk in, cover is $5 to a…

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When did the police stop using revolvers?

I was rewatching “The Silence of the Lambs” and noticed the police officers were still using revolvers. A quick google search says “early 90’s” as the general answer. The film was released in 1991 so it’s probably one of…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Has Potential

In town on business. Asked some TUSCL members where to go in the Tampa region, this was one of the recommendations. Arrived just before 9PM on Thursday. No valet, which is a plus. Food truck…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Don’t bother going.

I went on a parade of clubs last night. Show and tell was the second club on my list. When I got there (after midnight) parking is hard to find and not easy to find…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Cost Effective

In town on business. This was a recommended club to visit. I’ll start by saying that DD, to me, seemed much more like a bar than a club. The atmosphere was more laid back than…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Uh more like Fat N Ghetto

Morrisville, PA. Right outside Trenton. Right off route 1. Thursday night. Parkin in the back, there should be enough spots. Walk up a big group of dancers and staff/patrons hanging outside the door. Walk in,…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Low key but good value

No cover at Ajs usually. The DJ is good. Lot of Latin & Hiphop. Ladies dance in the middle of the space. Not a ton of pole work but some are decent. Quite a few…

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Too early for a visit

I found myself with time to kill in Morristown, I had seen this place on here and arrived around 2pm. Driving just before the railroad tracks is John st. Gray building with a decent amount…

Good Time Charlies

Soldotna, Alaska

Club closing after 50 years.

Long article and photos: https://www.kdll.org/local-news/2022-08-26/the-peninsulas-only-strip-club-will-come-down-next-week-after-50-years-of-operation

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Deshaun Watson

I was against it but I now know why the Browns traded for and signed Deshaun Watson, Cleveland wanted the convention business. https://www.amtamassage.org/continuing-education/national-convention/ The convention center is a hop, skip, and a jump from Browns stadium, Lol https://www.cleveland.com/news/2022/08/deshaun-watson-case-revives-old-fight-for-massage-therapy-industry-at-national-convention-in-cleveland.html

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Wrong Decision

This place was recommended by the cab driver. I knew there were several clubs on Broadway, so I figured one of them should have been ok. This place I should have skipped.…

Xcess

Evansville, Indiana

Rough night in Evansville!

OMG, this place is hilarious. Pulled up at 9 pm and paid $5 cover. Walked in and it was me and about ten strippers all practicing and preparing for the night. I had…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Busy weekend night at Pandoras

Hit up Pandoras for thew first time on a Saturday night a couple of weeks ago. I see a lot of reviews on here about daytime visits and weekday visits but not a lot about…

Crossroads Showgirls Nightclub

Rapid City, Michigan

Is this place alive? Yes. How is this place alive? That is the mystery.

$10 cover $25 per song dances, no private area. Music all rock. No valet. Cash only. Go to yhe bar to get drinks, never any pressure to do so which was fine by me as…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

My 100th review

I've probably reviewed Bugsys more than any other club because I often happen to be in the area so I roll the dice and stop in. Usual result, snake eyes. I've actually been here 2…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Top tier classy place. RevIew from 8/18

After a brief trip to booby trap on Wednesday (8/17), I was able to pay a visit to cheetah pompano on Thursday (8/18). With the limited number of strip clubs that I’ve visited in my…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Unexpected Bonus

I arrived at BC after a less than ideal visit to Pleasant Moments. It was a 6 min ride over in my first Uber ride in a Tesla. The building is a converted…

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How do you define a lapdance?

How do you personally define a lapdance? How are they legally defined and how do clubs define them? Some clubs even advertise them as “full contact lapdances”. Extras don’t count. Are they defined as time you’re paying where you can…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Didn't live up to expectations

I had been plotting a trip to this spot for several weeks, reading reviews and seeking advice from fellow members. Originally I was seeking a NJ experience but changed my mind based on what…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

AA spinner for the win!

Back to Cb to enjoy some afternoon fun on my Birthday. Never really got a chance to get the full experience as a girl attached to me right away and I was short in time.…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Not Impressed

It was late and Bottoms Up was closed so I wandered in here close to midnight on a Wednesday. Being in the mood for a Bottoms Up style "lapdance" I prepared myself for the…

Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, Ohio

My 99th review

I was on 25th St last week and as I approached this club I saw parking was available in the street out front so I pulled up, parked, and went to the locked door. They…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Bouncer got into it with dancer. Shots fired.

RALEIGH, N.C. — Police on Friday arrested an employee after a shooting outside Rick's Cabaret, formerly The Men's Club, in Raleigh. Officers with the Raleigh Police Department responded to the strip club at 3210 Yonkers Road, beside the Beltline, before 2:30…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Felt like a God, both dancers and bartender at my table...

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon as I got off from work in Euclud a bit early. It was about 3pm when I arrived... It had been a few years since my last visit I…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

Fun Curves

So I’ve been here a few times, mostly pre-pandemic, where the selection of dancers was a bit better than it is now. I’m not sure why but it seems like they are having a hard…

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Large canine ejaculates in female hairless ape and ape is confused about species

The rick is skeptical about this story: https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_14/24620.jpg This rick’s experience is that even the stupidest of hairless ape whores understand that takin’ my lion jizz their hooha will not result in lil’ cubs with noble lion heads and ape bodies. Also,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Quick trip

The building is pink. The parking is free and there’s usually plenty of it. You walk in and unless it’s night time you pay your cover when the bartender comes over to get you your…

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Rick Dugan came strutting into the club, we didn't know what hit us

Rick Dugan busted down the door, full strut, Kool Aid man style. White suit gleaming so bright it blinded us all, shimmy shaking and boogie baking with great vigor and relentlessness. We didn't have time to react... We didn't stand a…

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Strip club temperatures

I did a lap dance with a stripper tonight and she said she was freezing and asked if she could keep her robe on while doing the lap dance. She's an old favorite so I said yes. This cold girl…

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Sex Worker Wants Anonymous to End USASG & Doesn't Understand How Directories Wor

I'd like to share this Reddit thread I saw a bit ago that made me face palm. This SWer doesn't understand how directories work and thought USASG had a search function for finding children! 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️ I was in tears after…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

No 2nd chance for 2nd breath

Very very VERY strange place. It is just down the road from another local place called Nicole’s and to be straight and to the point, don’t waste your time here. Just go to Nicole’s. For…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Relaxed and enjoyable visit.

Visited around 5 on a Thursday afternoon. Place had about 7 guys around the bar and 6-10 dancers. Vibe was very low key. As usual some slim girls and some larger women. Had a few…

Temptations Cabaret

Aledo, Texas

2nd 2AMer for this Forth Worth club this year.

Four people were injured early Thursday morning when a fight inside a Fort Worth strip club spilled outside and turned into a gun battle, Tarrant County deputies say. The Tarrant County Sheriff's Department said county dispatchers received several calls about gunshots…

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Just for kicks... What if??? Who would win? Who would you club with?

What if Archie Bunker, Al Bundy and Fred Sanford got in am argument? Who would win? Which one of the 3 would you rather hang out with at a club?

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

You can't have too many names

I don’t get over to Akron that often because I’m not close and too often I leave disappointed. I usually make the rounds hoping to find something better at the next stop but today it…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun, friendly club with nice looking ladies. Good mileage.

I went to the Foxy Lady for the first time last week, stuck in town after a flight cancellation, so I didn't walk in till around 11:30. Overall, I thought it was a really…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Solid Little Spacecoast Club

I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time. Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and the DJ wasn't…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Fine if you don't mind sipping soda and waiting

Decent sized parking lot close to the building, pay $20 to get in, then it'll take a minute or two for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. There's a stage in the center…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

Zero Mileage, Average to below-average girls, Bad Experiences

I thought this place was average, but i was wrong. It is now much worse! Summary line: Zero mileage, Over-vigilante bouncers, over-priced, average-looking girls. The club is Excellent for the dancers; they have very little competition…

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Zuckerberg says FBI told him to suppress Hunter Laptop story

https://mobile.twitter.com/minds/status/1562927481945980928

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wednesday night at the Playground

Got there at 8h30pm on a Wednesday night. There was a few cars in the parking lot already but they must have been all employee's car because I was the only client in there for…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Another afternoon in Paradise

I went yesterday. The place is still under construction. At first, I thought I couldn't go in because some workmen were doing something to the sidewalk in front, but there was an open space to…

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When the Bartender/Waitress becomes a dancer...

I don't why, maybe it's the unavailable vibe they give off but I just love it. Seeing the girl that's bugging me for my one drink minumum (not hot) all of suden you look away now she's on the pole…

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Pride event in NC

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1562841193439825920 <img src=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbBTyAGVsAEcH8f?format=jpg&name=900x900>

Tijuana

Curb Kicked by the Mexican Military

The term “Curb Kicked” comes from my days as a Private Investigator decades ago. (One of the most boring jobs I have ever had.) We would be on a “sit” (watching a person of interest) when the SOs would roll…

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No flirting over text rule

There are some dancers who maintain their persona over text and say all kinds of flirty, sexual things over text and say they hope to see you in the club again etc. Yet some seem extremely monotone and professional. On the…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Carson

Does anyone know where Carson dances now? She used to head to Wisconsin in the summers and Diamjonds in the Winter. Thanks!

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

First time in East St Louis

Came here on my first East St Louis trip on a Wednesday evening about 6:30 after a brief stop at the Hustler club which was very dead at the time. This club feels a bit…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

My Favorite

This place is still surviving. The lot is in good shape, not blacktop, but level stones. The building has survived many years and it shows. On this day it was good weather…

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The Perv Walk

A random reviewer from the great pacific northwest got me thinking about the “perv walk”. Is anyone else as uncomfortable as I am walking from my car to the front door of the strip club? Especially during daylight? I’m…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Wednesday 80$ VIP

Reposting because my last review was too explicit or not detailed enough but I’ll share again Went during the day on Wednesday. It’s $15 to enter and mandatory one drink. I get in and it’s so…

Main Event

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Tonight's Main Event...Customer Vs Lame Strip Club, FIGHT!

Mays Landing, NJ. Wednesday night. After 11. You really are driving through some wooded areas around here, really out in the sticks, kinda place you have Jersey Devil sightings. Plenty of parking, walk in. Service…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Tuesday 4 for 2 special. Not bad.

Went on a Tuesday night. Got there about 5. Self parking was free. Paid $10 to get in. Gave him $20 and got 10 $1's in change. Walked up to the…

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My take on the current political situation in the U.S.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6jGfIsvMZ0

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The essence of capitalism is to turn nature into commodities and commodities int

Title couldn’t possibly say it all. The essence of capitalism is to turn nature into commodities and commodities into capital. The live green earth is transformed into dead gold bricks, with luxury items for the few and toxic slag heaps for the…

Sanctuary Gentlemen's Club

Vineland, New Jersey

She does NOT sell sanctuary

Vineland, NJ. This is where Mike Trout is from. Wednesday night. Club is at an intersection, right across from a gas station. Otherwise residential area. Plenty of parking. Walk in on the side. Door makes…

Hurricane Bikini Club

Lower, New Jersey

We're gonna downgrade this to a Tropical Storm

Wilwood, NJ. Way down in the South Jersey, can't go much more south. Wildwood has a cool boardwalk, better than AC IMO. This strip club is here as well. Hasn't been reviewed in a few…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, West Virginia

First Elite Visit in Charleston, WV

First time visiting Charleston, WV. Surprised that for a city this size (small to medium) there was ONLY one club in town. It was hard to find. It is in downtown and there…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Not impressed by Club Erotica

Horrible experience. Waste of time Cover is supposed to be $10. I think the guy felt bad with only 2 girls. He did not charge me. Only 2 girls working. On a scale…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Had a good time, but remember it's a bikin club, not full nude

Wax is one of the few clubs in Atl that's open on Sundays, so I ventured there...it's in the Fulton Industrial Blvd area. Parking was steep at $20, an the cover was also $20...and I…

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Famous TUSCLers that nobody knows about

Well because they don’t post here on the DB as most don’t anyway. How about it you guys got any shoutouts to maybe certain guys that just stick to their city and post up some helpful reviews and don’t know…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Wet my whistle with Whitney

It's around 3:00 on Monday. I park at the paint store and wait for the light to turn green so a bunch of cars aren't sitting there at the light with nothing better to do…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Not too bad for a Friday night and way better than Roanoke area

Club is located off of Boeing road and route 40 in a gated area near the Arby's with a $10 cover after 6:30 pm and no cover prior to this time frame. Entrance to…

Pepsi Challenge 2.0

Remember the “Pepsi Challenge?” This was an advertising gimmick employed by Pepsi Cola in its battle for supremacy with Coca Cola. It involved people taste-testing Pepsi and Coke without knowing in advance which was which. Pepsi expected that their product would be preferred over Coke.   Long ago, when Mrs. Hornibastard III was still my live-in girlfriend, her budding exhibitionism and voyeuristic tendencies led her to: (1) invite some of her trusted girlfriends to join us in weekend, margarita-fueled skinny-dipping in our backyard pool; (2) having me canoodle her while her friends watched; and eventually (3) allowing her friends to get gooey with me while she watched.   Those were the days! My Golden Era!   Eventually, Mrs. Hornibastard III met and made friends with Dewi, a cosmetics…

Red Rose

Austin, Texas

Good start for a slow afternoon.

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon. Got there a little after one and the place was empty. The door lady didn’t charge me a cover since it was early. Main bar is on the right…

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Do you care about a dancer or escorts morals?

If they admit to you that they steal or scam other clients or people in general is that a dealbreaker for you? If you buy otc or a dance you’re basically helping to support immorality. And if they’re…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great club

Went here on a Friday night back in February to watch a sixers game with a friend. We had been here a few times over the years for wing bowls, birthday parties, etc and overall…

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R.I.P. - NFL Hall Of Fame QB Len Dawson Dies At 87

Len Dawson, the NFL Hall of Fame quarterback who led the upstart Kansas City Chiefs to a berth in the very first Super Bowl and victory three years later before embarking on an acclaimed career as a broadcaster, has died. Dawson,…

Politics

The Trifecta!!

https://www.newsweek.com/man-tests-positive-covid-monkeypox-hiv-after-spain-rip-1736632?amp=1 One we all would rather do without. Ouch. Bacon!!

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

Near the airport

I was just returning from a trip where I had a layover in Miami. My flight didn’t leave till Sunday morning so I figured I would find a club near the airport where I was…

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"Dumped" by stripper friend

Long story. I knew this dancer for almost 6 years. Got along great did fetish stuff,extras but not all the way. Shes in NJ I'm in Staten Island. Once last December after club she almost followed me by car to…

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OT: Kinda Funny - Kinda Interesting - Kinda Woke

"Capitol Records Cuts Ties With Robot Rapper, Apologizes To Black Community For ‘Insensitivity’" An AI-powered robot rap star just got canceled days after being signed by a major record label. FN Meka boasts millions of followers on TikTok, but now the faux…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Infamous Molly

I heard that Infamous Molly from the Ballpark is back dancing at Risque. Can anyone confirm? It's a long drive for me, but I'd make it if she's there.

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Fun and laid back - good for couples

Went here with the wife after a nice dinner. Spur of the moment thing, but we like to go strip clubs together in LA and Vegas. It had been a while though, and when we…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Ok club

I GPS my way here. Thought I was lost until I found it was located beside the construction place. Drove in and park. Since it was my frist time here. I was ask to fill…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

neighborhood joint

Lap Dance Cost: 35 Avg. Drink Cost: 3.75 Cover Day: 0 Cover Night: 8 club home page is quite out of date and shows that management does not care about social media on the best strip club review site…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Be ready to spend if you want to have real fun with really beautiful women

Club Desire has the reputation for being the best club in RI right now. The title has fluctuated between several clubs over the decades, but Desire has held the title for a long time now.…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

So and So. Good Eye candies. Not High Mileage

I made a visit after midnight Teusday, so technically it may count as Wednesday. I had a free pass, so I did not pay the cover. I think it's 20$ though. Once…

Tijuana

Interview with a parada

https://youtu.be/J9GT5je3PxE Could only understand a little. They sound Mexican, but I can't tell which city. What I could pick up: o With some young, hot guys, she wants to pay them instead of getting paid. o Single mother. o…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon is not a circus.

Avg. Drink Cost: $6 for a beer - no sure about mixed Cover Day: None Cover Night: 10 topless dances $10 vip dances $20 Ample parking in the middle of the afternoon 3pm'ish. I like the entrance that was installed…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Dances with Macy or Sharon?

Any feedback on either of these girls? Obviously like mine on the thicker side, they both fit the bill perfectly but haven’t pulled the trigger on a dance yet just due to timing. Worthwhile?

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OT: Biden cancels student loan debt

Title says it all.

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How many ‘Top 40’ TUSCL clubs have you been to?

We’ve debated the accuracy of the list and I think most concluded it’s not perfect. That said, how many top 40 clubs have you been to? Me: 5 Follies 9 BDD 15 Cheetah Pompano (my personal number 1 from what I’ve seen) 18 OZ Clearwater 19…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Great happy hour

You don’t have many options in Sarasota, technically only one, but peekaboo isn’t that far from here but you should stop at cheetah or keep driving to Tampa. 2 dollar cover no parking charge during…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rhino Early Fun

I was in Vegas the weekend of 8/19. Me and a buddy decided to hit the Rhino early on Friday. Got there around 6pm and stayed till 9pm. The pre-8pm cover was $21.80. I am…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Do not come here after 10pm!!!!

I arrived here around 2am after leaving purple orchid. The orchid was packed and couldn't really get any type of action I wanted there. Upon arrival the parking lot was full and looked like it…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Tale of two titties..(always wanted to use that header, but no ref)

Lap Dance Cost: Lapdances $10/song VIP $20/song VIP fee is a $20 fee for the customer dancer fee is $20 (dancers WILL expect you to pay) This is a one-time fee per day Some dancers require a MINIMUM #…

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How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock,

Title couldn’t say it all. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a…

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University towns that lack strip clubs....... Why?

I can think of several major universities that lack strip clubs in their city. Penn State University of Florida University of Michigan Florida State University University of Alabama Of course some of the cities have a small population (e.g., State College is about 42,000)…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good first visit to Phoenix club

First time in Phoenix and visited this club on a Sunday around 5:30pm (no parking or cover charge). As mentioned before nothing much to look at outside but inside was nice and comfortable. Took a…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Looks look, with no opportunity for touchy

I was in Fort Myers last week and decided to stop in the trio of clubs. When I arrived the parking lot was over half full. I walked in and there was no cover, but…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Great midweek night for couples

When my wife and I were in Cocoa Beach, we decided to hit up a strip club. Since DR is smoke free AND a short walk from Tropics, it was perfect for us to…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Small spot, fun girls with guys kicked out.

Forgive me but doing this on my phone. The parking lot was paved and well lit, however, the parking spaces are tight. I had trouble fitting my truck into a space, I was worried…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

OHHHHHHHH Canada

My last post I spoke on why strip clubs SUCK ASS on Long Island. This time I decided to try again, this time at the Carousel in Huntington Station. When I got there after 1pm, first…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

King of Diamonds - sometimes there are diamonds

Stopped at KOD about a week or so ago. Wednesday evening at the end of the daytime shift. Night shift begins at 9pm and there is a little showcase on stage to “introduce”…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

“I worked in the erotic massage field”

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a 9th…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

back to full swing, no more using expired coupons

Was in the area for an event and decided to check it out, first time long time. There used to be a bunch of promoters passing out coupons and the staff accepted expired coupons before…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Was Expecting More From Reading Reviews

Was able to pass by from Philadelphia on my way home to Northern Jersey. It was somewhat of a detour but reviews was ok. I went on a Wednesday afternoon around 4pm.…

Hustler Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Sunday Funday

Was in town for the weekend with friends. Everyone left Sunday except me, so decided to go to a club for a little. I stand by this first decision but not really anything else that…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Day shift left me lonely with a stack of cash in my pocket

Arrived at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. No one was dancing on stage (even though they opened at 11:30). There was one old guy, two bartenders, dj, and one dancer at the bar…

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Dating strippers

So a lot of you and people in general have this attitude about dating strippers that we are always unfaithful, untrue, and cheating. So then shouldn't strippers cheat left and right because we get the treatment regardless. "Men" are so…

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Papi_Chulo and minnow; memories wiped?

Mikeym often tells tales of back 20 years ago when he, minnow and Papi ran up and down Florida from Jacksonville to Tampa to Miami, running the strip club scene with iron fist. Nothing could stop them, they would go…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Back to the Den

I've reviewed the den before. Entrance fee was 20 and also got 20 singles. Also got a wristband,  cup and bucket of ice. Walking in the bar is right in front of you. A small stage and…

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When she goes for the handy...

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Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Not bad for a Thursday!

Visited Ybor Strip on a Thursday, at about 5 PM, just in time to avoid rush hour on 275. Parking lot seemed reasonably full, but no trouble finding a spot. It seems secure enough despite being…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Not bad.

As mentioned, this place sits at the corner of a residential neighborhood. I did not feel strange about leaving my car parked on the street when I got there at about 8:30. As I walked…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Last sunday

So I went last sunday after like a month on an evening. I usually don't prefer going after daytime but there was this tall blonde dancer, I used to like who I thought quit a…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Surprisingly Good Monday Afternoon

I made a last minute decision to drop in to Cheetah Pompano at about 4:00 pm Monday. $2 parking, no cover, $4.50 beers. The club was busier than I would have expected for a Monday…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Time to spend

I stopped by on a Saturday evening, about 7. The girl at the door I recognized as a waitress there, I felt a little disappointment she would not be walking by all evening.…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

iii...iiittsss seven.

I m not a regular at this, or any, club, but I’ve visited a dozen times or more over the years. For the most part their advertising is a good characterization of what The Crazy…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Slow night in the Ville

In town for a couple of days and decided to have my first visit to the only all black club I could find. The place is easy to get to and was visible from the…

Boudoir Rouge

Calgary, Alberta

Look but don't touch

When you enter the club, the bouncer scans your ID to keep track of who is in the club. I arrived around 11 and did not pay a cover. After you scan in, bar is…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Has anyone seen Gianna

Day shift, she may have moved on. Wondering if anyone knows if she is still there or if she is someplace else?

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

Very skippable

Was in Waikiki, so as is my habit, I checked out TUSCL’s recommendations for Honolulu. I wasn’t planning on checking out any clubs on this visit but I happened to walk by HBN (its…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Revisiting a old dive club after being away

Had been to this club many times when it was under another name. Decided to try it out after a long time away. It was pretty much the way I remembered it. They frisk you…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Great value, hot strippers, but don't get scammed by Jasmine

I really felt good about this club. $5 entry fee, then I walked through the door...wow, hot ladies working here. Abbreviated version here, I got a porter draft from the bar, only $6…

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Why I never worry about ROBs

When I go to any club, worrying about a ROB is the last thing on my mind. The club may be her workplace, but it's my playground. I'm one of the most relaxed people you'll see in any…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Review for 8/22 at the trap

To make a long story short, I went to Vegas last summer and was very disappointed in what the Vegas clubs have became after COVID. That governor has really hurt the Vegas economy in my…

Gossip

Melville, New York

Gossip - It only takes one dancer to make your night!

I found myself in Melville, New York on a Friday evening and while eating some wings at Hooter’s, I researched and found Gossip which was right up the street. I figured that I had…

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STRIPPER HOE CLUB CHECK IN OFFICIAL THREAD

Check in if you're at the stripper hoe club. The nights just getting started lulz

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Bachelor Party Fun

I visited Deja Vu Nashville for a bachelor party in August of 2021. I went with the groom and one other groomsmen in the party, and we had one hell of a time. We took an…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

High Hopes, Lack Luster Results

I stopped in to Platinum West last Friday around 12:30 am and the club is extremely spacious and comfortable. The girls were drop dead gorgeous, but they did not really work the room. They stayed…

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Favorite Beach/Beach Towns

I'm thinking about it, and I've been to a lot of them over the years. The one I grew up going to was Jones Beach on Long Island. That is a state park though (so no shops, hotels, casinos, bars…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

Get a VIP if you can get the blackout spot

I popped in on a Tuesday evening. I had actually been in on Saturday just chilling with friends, and a few of the ladies caught my eye so I came back solo. I arrived around…

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For the ladies vibrating undies/toys

The last time I went to the strip club I wore vibrating undies! (Highly recommend) my bf had the control on his phone and he would use it when he wanted or thought I’d like them on. Has anyone ever…

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Dodge discontinuing charger & challenger in favor of electric "muscle car"

https://www.wsj.com/video/series/on-the-news/dodge-unveils-new-electric-muscle-car-to-replace-challenger-charger/0C71195E-1DCA-45D4-B8C5-9A5508ABCABB This is fucked up

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Instant Turn Offs - Things Dancers do to try to look sexy that turn you OFF!

Those long fake eyelashes that look like a caterpillar taking a shit on their face. I just have a visceral reaction. I can't stand it.

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No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you trea

Title couldn’t say it all. No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all.

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Stripper(s) vs Sugar Baby vs Escort: Which would you prefer?

With the stripper(s), dances stay in the club but they're to your satisfaction. Attire is all specified to the club expectations. You can afford that VIP and what goes on in the club STAYS in the club. Your not confined…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First timer tips

Going to Synn for the first time tomorrow. Only been to a strip club once before in Vegas. Read a bunch of the reviews that mention extras but how should I approach it/how much should I expect to spend?…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Dancers that are worth a PD

Anyone have any info on which dancers are worth taking to the back for some extra time? I’ve always found my experience here to be completely hit or completely miss. Ava and Grace have caught my attention recently but I’m…

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SJG is an AI

There are 2 distinct possibilities. 1.SJG (or SJG's creator) has some machine learning experience and decided to create an incoherent, yet surprisingly context responsive TUSCL bot based off of his own post history. The grammar and relative absence of typos…

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Tips for Enjoying Strip Clubs

Maybe we can make this a running list that everyone can add to. What helpful hints can you give to others so they will enjoy strip clubs more ? Here’s mine : Tip #1 - Get a good job.…

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Luisa from Smiles II in Roxbury NJ

Does anyone remember a tight Brazilian spinner named Luisa who used to work at Smiles II before it closed down? I believe she also worked for a time at Nardones in Elizabeth before that. I'm just wondering where…

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Guys who bring gf/wives with them or couples

So I’m a bisexual female, and I often go to strip clubs with my bf, I’ve been a few times alone but it’s more fun with him there. My question is, do you guys who go with gf/ wives do…

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Men Only TUSCL?

There's been constant chatter about how strippers need their stripper only safe space be it on this site with this dressing room, stripper reddit, stripper web, instagram chats, they have their rooms where it's women only. But what about us…

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How are democrats like skibum609 so stupid at picking their protests?

https://youtube.com/shorts/-Q2Z5J3PP08?feature=share They literally put themselves in concrete shoes to protest up charges for soy milk at Starbucks

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Orgasm boundary post

https://www.reddit.com/r/Strippers/comments/u9p4u5/please_ask_what_our_boundaries_are_before_dances/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf This is exactly what I was talking about previously. Some dancers have this as a boundary, maybe its due to a SO.

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Singapore to Decriminalize Sex Between Men

Singapore to Decriminalize Sex Between Men http://newser.com/s324478 Awww now when CJ Kent and Icee visit they won’t be breaking the law anymore. SJG says “let’s add goats to that list next!!!” 🐐

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Town for Clubbing - Part 2

In a previous thread: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=80460 Papi raised the excellent point of needing something else to do when not occupied with ITC activities. So, assuming you are limited to US domestic locations, what towns/cities have good clubs AND other things to do? Myrtle…

SOUND OFF – The State of U.S. SCs and the International Sex Scene

I’ve been waiting to write this article for some time now and tonight is the night. Tonight, I am on fire. I have been wondering some things as I venture in and out of the strip clubs not just domestically, but now internationally. Sex and sexual things is my vice. Some people like to gamble, drink or smoke. Not me. It’s always been beautiful hoez/women/females/bitches or whatever you prefer to call them this week. Maybe because I grew up poor, unattractive and skinny and I didn’t have the ability to pull any chick I wanted. I didn’t even go to my high school prom as I wanted to spare myself the embarrassment of even attempting…

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Rate this stripper

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You have a stripper/SB/girl in your life that could get a lot of you?

NOT your wife, we know about that one. A girl you just over spoil. You regret it? or was it good and she made it worth it to you back in other ways? Anytime she asks for anything, "Yes baby"…

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Avoiding ROBs

How common are ROBs? I have heard dancers in general can be more likely to use ROB tactics if they think you’re a one time tourist vs. if you’re a regular local? Can anything be done about them as…

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How big should the who-haw buffer zone be?

I got some mild scolding last night about who-haw touching. Full disclosure, it did happen once, when she made a sudden, unexpected turn. But I feel my responsibility there was at most partial. But otherwise, if her…

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Horses Fart Too when dey cracken da back

https://youtube.com/shorts/Bcw2G0JVHWg?feature=share Horse farts are 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

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Stripper Names

Is a stripper's chosen stage name important in helping her succeed or can it contribute to her failure in securing tips and customers for LDs and VIPs? I think a name is just a name; there is no correlation and her…