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OT: Golden Steer Steakhouse Vegas ?

Was just watching a YouTube vid - the vid wasn't about the steakhouse but the guy in the vid had dinner there and had about a 5-minute clip of his dinner - the guy in the vid raved about the…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Couples experience at Saphires

Went here early evening with my husband. As a bisexual woman, I enjoy a hot body as much as the next guy. We purchased the couples package which included a limo ride from our hotel,…

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Question to the experienced experts in TUSCL

I am asking for a friend :D How to Get Viagra; Best Options for Cost, Safety & reliable sources. Thank you.

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great club. Pretty girls. Great private dances.

This was my 2nd time here. Fully nude, no alcohol. Lots of pretty girls. Not too crowded at about 7PM. Dances are high mileage, and prices are all over the place. I was originally quoted…

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Old-time guys on TUSCL

I was on TUSCL for a couple of years, left for almost a year, came back and was vexed by a guy whose handle was greenvegas. The dude was insulting and uncool. Not the kind of insulting you…

Emperor's Gentleman's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Last nice Friday of the year?

First off the name of the club is now Emperor’s Club in trying to keep the community theme of it being in the China Town area of Cleveland. Simple cloth sign is up over…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

You wanted a full review…..

I have been going to Millstream for years. The atmosphere is unlike any i have been to, mostly due to the bartender/manager Nina (w/ the dreds). As a bartender, she's definitely aware of her customers…

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This just in: You can be fat AND hot

https://nypost.com/2022/10/25/im-fat-and-hot-and-you-cant-tell-me-otherwise/ Simmer down fellas, simmer down! And hey maybe WE aren't so hideous after all, most of us are actually sexy as fuck.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The Pink Palace, Home of The Geriatric Handy

Yet another review of the Pink Palace, so to make the readers happy, parking is easy, access is easy, and the girls are easy. The endless tip parade, not so easy. After never getting a dance…

Tijuana

ariba

first time going to hong kong staying at casada. when you take a girl up to your room does the girl expect you to take a shower? does she take a shower? should i ask her too?

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Death at Shotgun Willie’s Delays Trials About Death at Shotgun Willie’s

The death of a lawyer at Shotgun Willie’s early this month compelled a judge on Friday to reschedule a trial concerning a different death at the Glendale strip club. At a four-hour hearing, Arapahoe County District Court Judge Peter Michaelson granted…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

An Island of hot Latinas surronded by a bum sea

TL;DR Packed with well-proportioned, medium build to thicc Latinas and a few Afro-Latinas. I got obsessed early with an Afro-Cuban dancer (Lisa), who I can highly recommend. The only positive thing I can…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Ruined by another guy

Stopped in at Bristol on a Sunday afternoon. Packers were on and there were a handful of people at the bar and about five dancers that I saw while I was there. As previously described…

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When you see them slowly go off the rails

No I'm not talking about the young girls who fall into drugs and quickly crash and burn. I'm talking about the ones who have been dancing for a while whose lives slowly take a turn for the worse. This one…

Bar T D Richelieu

Richelieu, Quebec

Might be better with more customers and dancers in the bar.

Went there on a Friday at 9PM. I should have kept driving. I went in the club from the back entrance. The bar is to the right as you enter and it was very very…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A very nice Monday

A quiet Monday but I found several dancers who kept me happy. Arrived about 1:30 and stayed till 3:30. Parking lot was pretty empty. Never more than 10 customers and around 10 dancers. Sativa, a small…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

A mid-tier but reliable spot with cheap beer.

I've been nearby for work for a few weeks and picked this place at random. It's a 'member's club' like most in this area, $10 gets you in for a year. They keep your…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I guess I may be a regular

Passing through Greensboro on a Saturday night about 7:30. I hoped I would see the daytime shift as well as the nighttime ladies coming in. That was true and more than I expected.…

Tijuana

Border Crossing

So I have a regular passport and global entry card. But really not excited about getting stamped and having to explain that one. Is it possible to walk in and cross back home with just global entry and…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Rain outside and outside

Stopped by twice this week. Same issue both times! Parking is great. Plenty of space. Area is convenient, right off the highway, Wendy’s across the street, wawa down the street. PHL 15 min away also. Metal…

Politics

Software behind out of control rent increases

https://www.propublica.org/article/yieldstar-rent-increase-realpage-rent

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KDT - Hot Babe Timeout

Other than the usual photos I've been known to post a link now and then when I stumble across one I feel is worthwhile.... To me this babe is just smoking hot; just oozes sex. No nudity but she is…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Short visit to scope this place out

Overall impression: this place is like the nastiest of dive bars, but full of topless girls, and some are even hot. This was my first visit to Chicas although I've driven by it many times.…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

A nice afternoon pit stop

Found myself with some time driving back from a work errand at around 2:30 on a Thursday. Was stuck at the light right outside of Sugars for seemingly 10 minutes and took an impulse right…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Sunday fun day

Overall impression: If you're looking for a bachelor party venue I'd probably look elsewhere for something a bit more upscale. But if you like a bit of sleaze this might be your place. Visited Sunday…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Warrants a second visit if in area

I was in North Jersey on business and figured I'd check out a new spot. This was 10 min from my meeting so that is why I chose this place as opposed to other…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Pricey, but fun can be had

Alright, so this club is just ok. The dances are a little on the pricier side ranging between $50 and $100 dollars depending on how much privacy and if you want bottomless or not. They…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Good way to spend a night

I had a evening to kill while in Orlando and heard this was one of the better clubs in the area. The pricing seemed fair, a little high at $5 for a water but a…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

shame, nice place but too pricey

I had time before meeting friends for dinner at Hard Rock hotel, so visited this club that I used to frequent alot a while back. Driving in the parking lot was pretty full, however once…

Southern Cabaret Platinum

Bluefield, West Virginia

Shut it down!

I was on vacation in WV, and had heard of this club while doing research on WV clubs and after visiting the website for southern x-posure, the chain that also owns this location. I stopped…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

One and Done?

I got to Sugar's around 11:15 AM or so. Club hasn't changed from mine or anyone else's descriptions in other reviews. It's a small but comfortable club with a terrible entrance on a busy road.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Slow Early Evening Sunday

Had a dinner meeting at 6:00 in Seattle, so I thought I’d stop by my old reliable and see if I can have a little fun. Parking lot was busier than I expected which…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Bad breath fake tips sky

I got there at about 330 am just to take my mind off of things. I was immediately approached by "sky" who looked like she could be about 50 or so. I was…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Madison Evening

I am usually a daytime visitor, but this time I rolled in on a Tuesday evening and it happened to be right at shift change. I paid my cover and took a seat along the…

Glitter, Perfume, and the Destruction of a Client Base

A lot of us, including myself, have had encounters with women that unfortunately lacked good personal hygiene practices. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to shame the women. If I was spinning around on a pole, I would likely be sweating and a bit foul also. However, once I get a whiff of it, the mood is completely gone as well as their ability to keep my wallet spitting out twenties like an ATM. Therefore, I've seen some girls overcompensate by putting on perfume to smell good -- and also glitter to make themselves sparkle. I mean all that glitters is gold, so why not? For those that want me to just get to the point, in my opinion, women…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Awkward but took direction

This is from mid October. Details in previous reviews in respect to entry, valet, drink prices all are accurate and prevailed during my visit. No need to repeat. Spent…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Ok visit not great.

I walked into scores last week Thursday at around one in the afternoon. Everything went as usual, one dollar cover, dollar to the door girl got a diet soda for $5 tipped the server and…

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Pledging an oath of loyalty to a favorite stipper

Recently I've been seeing a dancer at the club a few times now, enough where I feel we have a real chemistry, a real vibe with each other. It hit me as a way to sort of seal the deal,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Best Little Strip Club in Rhode Island

Desires is the go to club in Providence for me. Always a lot of girls that range 6-10. It's small, so at busy times it is truly standing room only. Two small bars, one main…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Fun first time

First time here.Came here on a Sunday afternoon about 5pm. Place was lively and great when I arrived . Plenty of friendly not-pushy offers for dances. I’m not interested in talking, I’m…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Dive bar w Hispanic pussy.

Easy to find block building north of old Vegas almost directly across the street of Jerry’s. Parked on north side of building about 5 cars on either side when I arrived around 3pm.…

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Question about Amateur Nights in General

What is more common? For amateurs to strip from regular street clothes or to wear more typical stripper outfits. I've never been to one and just wondering what to expect.

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Not too shabby of place but not the best

Sunday 3pm about 7 dancers nobody really extremely attractive but attractive enough to want a dance with a couple girls .dances here are 120 for 15 min behind a curtain . $180 for 30min in…

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Best mileage in atlanta during night shift

I have been flipping through reviews and mostly seeing people talk about how it’s best to go to the day shift. I will be in atlanta only for a couple of days and only have one free night. So…

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Annoying Phrases / Which ones do you use ?

New list on Reddit. 75 phrases that annoying people say. https://nypost.com/2022/10/23/annoying-people-say-these-75-things-according-to-reddit-users/ But I'm looking thru the list. I say some of these things. Maybe I'm annoying. But I'm thinking that I say…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

M&M Girls

I learned my flight would be delayed, so instead of goofing off at the airport I decided to come here. There was no doorman after the sliding door opened, so nothing was preventing me…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Found an Oldie but Goodie

Originally thought about trying other clubs for the weekend day shift, but the crowded parking lot of HiLiter convinced me to give this place another try. No cover and surprisingly no ID check. Maybe I…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Nice club but wait til 10pm to go

Visiting Charlotte on business, I decided to go here at around 7 PM on a Sunday. My plans were to grab dinner there too, as I had heard online that their food was excellent. The place…

Muddy's Big Booty Stripper Guide: For Girls That Need One

Flat ass? More like Pancakes than Pillows? All bones no booty? Very common issue that prevents all dancers across America from earning a living wage. I, growing up have been called fat ass many a time, called an ugly drunk asshole even more so in some ways you could say I embody the fatass metaphorically inside and out. All that have met me say for a guy, I have one of the greatest asses in America. So much so I back into every social interaction. My awful personality and mediocre looks are often overlooked by girls trying to grab hold of my butt cheeks. My online dating profile has no trace of my face, it's just a picture of me…

215 Gentlemen's Club

Colton, California

Dead club with low mileage dances.

Total disappointment. It reminds me of the Deja Vu clubs from a bygone era: low mileage, mostly air dances, and average looking girls. Your money is better spent elsewhere. The dancers looked bored and kind…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Nicest club in Greensboro on the inside

I've never been to this particular club but a friend and I decided to give it a try. I have to say that this is one of the nicest Gent's clubs I've been in…

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Food combinations I eat that some people might find strange

I always grate mounds of Parmesan cheese on my shrimp or chicken Lo Mein from the Chinese take out place. After all, it’s pasta, right?

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

First timer to this club, would go back.

On business in St Louis, first time to this club. Ample parking ( I was there early evening on a Tuesday). Area is a bit sketchy, but this club is…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Decent option for a low milage town.

First time here, in SLC on business, arrived around 6 PM on a Thursday,. $7 cover to the guy at the front desk. He had a tip jar so I added $1 to that. Parking…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Thursday evening visit

Decided to give this place a try, arrived on a Thurs around 6pm. Plenty of parking and besides some shady looking people in another car, the place was quiet and seemed ok. The bouncer greats…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

It was ok

My first visit to Venue, and it didn’t seem much different than the previous club Mystic. Exterior of the building was modern and attractive (used to be a Hooters) and the parking lot was fairly large…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Not a great day, but a good one

This review combines two consecutive Wednesday afternoon and 1 Wednesday evening visit and these were after Oasis closed. Both visits I got there about 2 o’clock one of them valet was set up the other one…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saturday night - 10 pm

I have not been to Kittens in awhile, maybe 2-3 months. I don't go as often as I used to, since I moved last year. My commute time to Kittens has essentially doubled. Also,…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Storm still there

I don’t want to keep on writing the same stuff that either I or many others have written, but just thought to make it clear that I did personally see Storm on Wed Oct 19th…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Afternoon Visit

Stopped in on Saturday afternoon after a visit to Cheetah. This and Cheetah were my first Florida strip club experiences and both were great. I posted a review of Cheetah on that page.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Interesting to say the least

Interesting to say the least I arrived on Wednesday at around 5:30, strange time for me but the lot was fairly full. Pat down and $10 to get in then down the stairs to say hi…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Saturday Nigh Fun

First time going to Christie's in a long long time. Went in Saturday night with some Friends. There was a cover but my buddy took care of it. It think the cover was $10,…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

One Saitsfied Customer

In town for a day or two and decided to drop by...I hadn't been here since pre-Covid so wasn't sure what to expect especially during the afternoon (4:20p)...I was happily surprised. As others have said…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

A Visit To Cheetah

Well, after getting good info from my fellow members here, I stopped by Cheetah in Pompano this past Saturday afternoon. Got there around 4:00. Unfortunately, I didn’t have as much time as I…

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Should I go rescue ricktheporcupine from the Amsterdam hoosegow?

Just saw this: https://www.newsflare.com/video/307724/uk-woman-dances-with-porcupine-not-knowing-it-may-suffer-from-zoochosis They say that the porcupine has some sort of mental condition, but that sure looks like rick tryin’ to convince the chick to engage in some big boobed hairless ape on porcupine action. She’s prolly just embarrassed to…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Latina lounge

This was stop 2 among visits to Lipstick, Chicas Bonitas and Chicas Locas on a recent $600 night. Arrived around 9-10 pm. Parking was either $5 or $10 depending on how close to the club…

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, Florida

Exceeded Expectations

Was in Orlando for a company retreat. Picked Cleo’s because it looked like the closest Uber ride from the resort area. Was already pretty hammered when I arrived, so not in the market for extras…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Upscale Club with Little for Mongers

Pulled up at 7 and valeted my car for $10 and cover was $10. From the front dest you turn left and then left again to walk down a hallway that takes you to the…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

consistent experience, so many Latinas

Stop #3 on my recent Tuesday night tour of Lipstick, Chicas Bonitas and Chicas Locas. I sort of kept this place as my final stop since I was most familiar with it and knew it…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

not too fancy, not too ratchet

I hadn't been to Lipstick in over a year so was eager to get back in to check it out and see if I could find a diamond the rough. Alas, read on to see…

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How many states have you clubbed in? And who is the winner?

I just completed a work project that took me to a number of states, While I did not add a new "clubbered" state to my list this time, I determined that I have been to clubs in 16 states and…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

What a difference a couple of years makes!

Used to be banging and off the chain even on a Sunday night, but OH MY, have things changed. Got in around just after midnight, paid the mandatory $20 at the top of the stair…

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26-year-old woman killed in crossfire during Highland Park strip club shooting

HIGHLAND PARK, Mich. – Michigan State Police are investigating a fatal shooting at a Highland Park strip club parking lot after a 26-year-old woman was struck in the crossfire. According to officials, police responded to a call around 4 a.m. and…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Kinda chill, kinda dreary.

This was my second visit. I was here maybe a year ago. It has gotten better and worse. Last year I think I parked for free at a nearby gas station. And has to…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Dirty Bird just like old times!

Went to the Dirty Bird recently for the first time in several years. Long story why its been so long but I felt I needed to visit. I was happy to see not much…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Saturday Night Live ... Nope ... Almost a waste

This was my first visit to Splendor on a weekend evening in quite a while. In short, it was pretty close to a waste of time. Cover was $13. I got there just before…

Sin City After Dark

Highland Park, Michigan

Detroit area 2AMer.

No reviews since 2016. HIGHLAND PARK, Mich. – Michigan State Police are investigating a fatal shooting at a Highland Park strip club parking lot after a 26-year-old woman was struck in the crossfire. According to officials, police responded to a call around…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Melanie and Riley

Haven’t seen them recently. Anyone else spotted them ?

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Where did Alyssa go?

Yes, she had GPS, but honestly, I didn't care. Haven't seen her on the roll call in a while. Name change/new club/retire?

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Indiana ain't Chicago when it comes to strip clubs.

Arrived at 1745, 5:45pm for the civilians. Let at 2315, 11:15pm. The dancers do not really start showing up until about 8pm. Unless you like chilling and looking at sports arrive later then early. Didn't…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Pottawattamie County Iowa

This club is west of the Omaha Airport and is in Iowa. I asked why this is to several employees at the Hotel and finally an old guy said that decades ago the river shifted…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The definition of insanity

Oasis is located in an industrial, auto dealership area by the airport. Big building with lots of parking. You have to go through a metal detector to get in. The guy working the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Halloween Party

This is a composite of several trips but focuses primarily on an 8:30 visit on a Friday night. The Club If you’re familiar with the club or you don’t care, feel free to skip this section.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not stormy

I had a disappointing trip to Oasis and decided to head over to the Orchid hoping to see Storm. Not only was Storm not there, but I was told, she retired. I was…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Look but don't touch

I was in Boston for business this week, so of course had to sow my oats and check out the strip club scene. I studied reviews of the local clubs before my trip, and knew…

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VR Porn Sites

Any thoughts on what VR porn sites are the best?

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Location

Best states to go in the north east region ?

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Voluptuous?

Just curious if guys know of clubs specializing in voluptuous women, i.e. heavier than standard but not BBW. I try to figure this out from reviews but don’t see it often. Thanks in advance.

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It’s funny because it’s true!

While on a vacation in London the wife of a long time poster begins to feel rather randy and decides to engage in a gangbang with having an affair with three men, one from England, one from Scotland, and one…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Saturday Afternoon Visit

Was traveling through the Jacksonville area and found this place not far off of I-95. I arrived around 2pm on Saturday. First off the club is located in an industrial area but isn’t as sketchy as…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

hot looks but low mileage nude club

Feast for the eyes but disappointing lap dance. Arizona State's student body lives up to its reputation. From Asian spinners to blonde models to curvy black girls going fully nude for you, the stage…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Last of the Stewart Ave. clubs.

Arrived at the club at 1:45 on Saturday Oct 22. Only a few cars in the ample parking lot. I was surprised at the door. No parking or entrance fee. I did have to show…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Scouting Mission I Guess

Drove by Deja Vu and recognized a few cars. I had cash in my pocket and free time so stopped in. It's been recommended to visit the club website and get one of…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Man run over in parking lot. Several times.

A man was charged after police say he ran another man over several times Friday. Police say it happened around 11:40 p.m. in the parking lot of the Hollywood Cabaret on Queen Street. A man, identified as Jason Feldblum, was trying to…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Uneventful Thursday Night

Made a rare trip to SRCOI with some friends on a Thursday night. I'm more familiar with Vegas clubs but I was bored so off we went. Hadn't been in a few years…

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When the not so hot girl gets on stage and everybody at rail gets up and leaves

Come on, you gotta give it at least a minute. That shit looks crazy when people do that en masse! Maybe go one by one, don't make it obvious. Somebody act like their going to bathroom, somebody act like a…

Tijuana

Not for me

I'm not going to review a club in particular, the issues seem to apply to La Zona generally, not a particular club. I wouldn't want to bring any repercussions down on any BG. And, not much point in…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Another Saturday at the playhouse

Another Saturday at the playhouse. Usual pink building, not sure how anyone can miss it. Plenty of parking. Walked in to 5 people sitting at the bar. Paid my $10 for cover and 2 drinks.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Lunch Break

Arrived at this place around 12:30, there were few cars in parking lot, on the right hand by the entrance there were people smoking, I guess you cant smoke inside. Walked in, on the right hand…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

The Smell of Cinnamon

Went to Raider’s Reef for a friends birthday and they did treat us well! Cover was $10. The women there for the most part were between 5-8 and quite a bit of variety. I love…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

LEC is a little off center but I am becoming a regular

This was the third time I visited LEC. I have had a good time each time I went. I have seen 3 different ladies. My first visit I didnt know I could…

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Miami and Pompano on Christmas/New years time

Amigos I am thinking of going to pompano and Miami area clubs on on Christmas weekend .. so like starting the 23rd or maybe New Years. How is the scene like, Will cheetahs pompano / tootsies etc be open and…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Millstream is at a crossroads...

Disclaimer - I posted the same review on google. I have been a customer for the last 6 or 7 years, and I visit two or three of times a month, so you could…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Kind of a dive, but usually a good time.

I'm a fan of this place. I've been a few times. Usually in the afternoon during the week. The place is nothing fancy. But both beer and dances are cheap. It's well known that the…

Politics

Because the best way to prove there's "no conspiracy" is to conspire

So Kanye West says there's a conspiracy by a certain demographic group, and then numerous large companies drop him almost simultaneously for saying this. That wouldn't seem like the best way to prove that there's no conspiracy, would it? https://www.infowars.com/posts/fashion-giants-sever-ties-with-kanye-west/

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

First Visit, Great Time

I had just finished up at Cricket’s and it was 4:30 on a Thursday, so I thought I would give Bogarts a try. I had never been there but heard a lot about the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Great time

I’m from Ohio where the clubs are pretty tame and the girls have to wear pasties so I thought I would drive up to Detroit to have some fun without all the Ohio rules.…

Rendez-Vous 10-35

Chambly, Quebec

Wednesday Night Visit

It has been a long while since I visited this club, but I went here Wednesday night because my regular from Les Deesses named Honey was here tonight. She is a petite slim mulatto girl…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Good to be back

Stopped in for the first time since pre COVID. Lay out has been described and has not changed other then they have added some beds in random corners of the club for bed dances. I…

The Red Room

Port Richey, Florida

Touchdown with an extra point.

The bar is located about a mile off 19, the main drag in Pasco county. I got there at 1pm to watch a little football, drink some beer, and check out some good looking…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Melanie has melons!

So I’m a retired strip club industry veteran from Michigan. I came here because a girl I used to work with got her start in this club years ago. Since I was in the area…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Fancy

What can I say- it was the typical HiLiter experience. Went with a friend and we each spent over $500 over the course of the afternoon (including food and drinks). I don’t go to the…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Change is happening but still a good spot

Figured time to put in my 2 cents again on this club after seeing a prior review speaking on air dances at this club. I went here September 30 and again October 13-14. Both times…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

First visit to Mouse’s Ear.

It was my first time in Knoxville. I’m Facebook friends with one of the dancers there (Bailey) so I decided to stop in and check the place out. First, $26 cover is steep. I found out…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Not the best strip club experience

It is a bit of a smaller club. All on one floor where there is a main stage in the middle surrounded by small tables and some booths for lap dances on the opposite end…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

Gave it another go - mixed results

Hadn't been back to the Frog in awhile and decided to pop in after visiting the casino. Cover was $10. Quality of girls is averaging about a 6-7 depending on your taste, with maybe…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wasted Afternoon. At least not shot or robbed

And for those that don't know - there was a gunman at the club recently (though no actual shots fired) and it has more ROB reports than any other club in Seattle... Why do I…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

A surprise gem named Emerald

I stoped in last Friday to release some stress before a family vacation. I was a little tight on cash so didn’t hit my usual desires. 3 lady’s working in the one room building with…

Santiago de Chile…Café con piernas—The One

This is something of a Part II to Greenbeans article, “When in Santiago de Chile…Café con piernas” (https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=58497). Note that Greenbeans speaks fluent English, Spanish, and Charm. I swear there is a wanted poster of him in the girl’s locker room of every Chilean club (and a few of the TJ clubs) that reads, “WANTED For a Good Time and Great Sex!” I was proud to be his apprentice wingman for a few days in Santiago Chile. Here is my story: Greenbeans was assigned some work in Santiago. He had been there before and told stories of some great encounters. Intrigued, I suggested that the next time he goes to Santiago, I would like to meet him there. He thought I…

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What's the temperature setting on your thermostat?

Many Euro countries have put limits on thermostat settings to save energy. It is 27C (80.6F) for cooling and is 19C (66.2F) for heating.

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Slow night, typical low mileage

Arrived around 6:00PM. The parking lot was mostly empty with the front spaces reserved for valet. I self-parked, but the valet said hello back after I greeted him. It was a…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Relaxing and entertaining. My ATF.

I'm not often in the area, but when I am this is my go to place for a great evening out. The club is located in fairly busy area, well lit, and on a main…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

Slow and mean bar service, ugly dancers, and no mileage. How does it stay open?

If you are not a local, getting here is a pain in the ass. There was a lot of traffic, probably because of snowbird season beginning, and people who were in the area for…

Rendez-Vous 10-35

Chambly, Quebec

Never going back here...

Wow, never going back here. Dancer inflating prices and kept adding fees after dances. This was the first time I was in a club since the pandemic hit and I felt a little rusty and…

Keta's Bar

Edmundston, New Brunswick

Ok for a beer but wouldn't count on any action

Not really worth the gas to visit this place. It's in the middle of nowhere, 10-15 minutes from a small town. Only one girl working on a Tuesday evening around 9PM. 2 other customers in the…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

If Zoe Saldana and EmRat had a love child

Lookers is the most blue collar of the three Fort Myers clubs, and only one of two worth talking about. This is a Hispanic leaning club, and BLOWS up with migrant construction workers after…

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

Nice club with pretty girls!

Went on a Friday night and their was a large crowd, probably 25+. The small parking lot was full but there is on street parking and another lot close. I wasn't expecting much as the…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Low Key Wednesday Night

Decided to hit up Dancers on a Wednesday night. I arrived around 10PM. Parking lot was well lit and large. There were a decent amount of cars in the lot so I was hopeful for…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Nice Find

I was in Des Moines for a day and decided to check it out. I picked Beach Girls mainly because it was close to where I was staying and I wasn't in the mood to…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Wend Night was Ehhh

This was my second trip to the club. I took Uber to avoid parking challenges since the club is in off broadway which is really hard to park in (good call!). I arrived…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Different

I was in the area for work, so I figured i would check out the local talent. Def different experience than most clubs I've been too. I went during the day, in a secure parking…

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Best club in Detroit (or 30m surrounding) on a Sunday?

Hey all, I'm going to be in Detroit in a few weeks, flying in on a Sunday. My week is pretty packed with work and I fly in early enough on Sunday (6ish) that I can pretty much go wherever. I…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A tale of 2 visits

This is a combined review of 2 visits in the past 2 weeks. Friday 10/7 and Thursday 10/20 For those who haven't been here before, a quick guide to the location and layout. The PO…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Tuesday Day Shift... Ok Visit

It has been a few months since my last trip. Not much has changed. Arrived around 1 on a Tuesday afternoon. Parking was easy on the side of the building and paid…

The Godfather

Louisville, Kentucky

Tight Thirsty Night

I went on a Thursday night about midnight. I parked in the lot across the street from the club, not the gas station. There was a $10 cover charge to get in. Beers were seven…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club..... GPS warning

I didn't think any additional info i could contribute warranted an entire new review. GPS WARNING I'm 90% sure her stage name was Nicole. I could be wrong, maybe it was Maddie / Maddison.... but I don't think so. But her…

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“To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affec

Title couldn’t say it all. “To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in…

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Visiting Birmingham Alabama

What’s up TUSCL, I’ll be visiting Birmingham Alabama next week (never been there before). Any recommendations on cool strip clubs? Does anyone know if they dance topless or totally nude in that area? I prefer a location with Black girls (don’t judge me). I’ll…

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OnlyFans Facts

You always hear about people (mostly women) making tons of money monthly on OnlyFans. In most cases I always thought "year right," but it appears I was wrong, at least in some cases. There's a porn star I…

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OT: UK Daily Star Shows World How Troll Like a Boss

TL;DR - This is some hilariously savage, next level shit. Involving lettuce and a wig. Take notes you trolls... Head of lettuce outlasts Liz Truss in viral contest as British PM quits after 44 days https://nypost.com/2022/10/20/head-of-lettuce-outlasts-liz-truss-as-british-pm-resigns/ By Snejana Farberov, October 20, 2022 In the…

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Sinclair, this one's for you

i was driving over to visit a friend i haven't seen in a couple years and drove past this place a couple blocks from his house. i was curious about it, did a search and this is what i came…

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Detroit/Windsor Adult Fun

Hey everybody! Going to be in the Detroit area later this year. Anyone got any recommendations for adult fun? Looking around TUSCL, it seems like most Detroit clubs are topless only? Full nudity is a major plus (almost a must)…

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Golf and Topless Women...What's Not To Like?

https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2022/10/08/strip-club-event-at-austin-golf-course-violated-code-official-says/69547832007/

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Going to Exxxotica NJ this weekend

Never been. I JUST missed the one in Miami this summer it was either that or some crazy awesome OTC, I chose the latter. You guys got anything to say on it, any good times to be had. I'm not…

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Cities / Countries we have visited Strip Clubs

Recently I started jotting down this list so that when I lose my memory I would have a hard copy of cities i mongered in. I believe the total was 79. Would love to see some of your lists…

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Title says it all.

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

No longer Hustler Club

Since about a couple months ago, the club has stopped billing itself as Hustler. It’s IG page is just 409ebmoreclub and the posts all call it 409 E Baltimore St. Not sure if they’re trying to get reflagged by Scores…

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Strip Clubs With The Most ROBs

I thought back on my career as a strip clubber and asked 'which strip clubs have I encountered the most ROBs in?' I made a list of those strip clubs on a Post-It and was then was able to sort…

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Jason Statham‘s Girlfriend is_________?

From in the blank. Opinion of her ? Yea or nay https://tuscl.net/photos/63507a405b53c

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Funny m sitcoms that wouldn’t be made today?

I don’t know about over there but over here many feel that comedy isn’t what it used to be due to all the political correctness and the SJ warriors looking to be offended by as much as possible. Do people…

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Why Americans think it is "greed" for the workers to want to keep the money they

Title couldn’t say it all. Why Americans think it is "greed" for the workers to want to keep the money they have earned with their time and work but “not greed” for the oligarchs/1%ers to want to take all of the…

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Most boring State in the U.S. ?

What is the most boring State in the U.S. and why ; some people I have met say Maine, some say Utah. What say you?

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

How are Sunday nights at Thee Doll House?

I've got a free Sunday night coming up and I'm thinking about taking a trip to TDH. Is it worth it? Are there many girls working? Are they "hungrier" for customers, resulting in possible better VIP deals?

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The Gig Law Causing Chaos in California Strip Clubs

Dancers can thank all of those prior dancers for the law suits over employee/contractor status which lead to the new laws. Full story: https://www.wired.com/story/gig-economy-strip-clubs/

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Bill Murray

Well Bill Murray is the latest celebrity to be in hot water https://nypost.com/2022/10/17/insiders-reveal-bill-murrays-hostile-side-criticize-flirting/ It's an interesting opportunity to ask your thoughts on Bill Murray. You guys fans? I've always loved Bill Murray, he's just lovable kind guy and I ran…