Typical Wednesday

The good: 25+ girls working, which is pretty typical and keeps the ratio of girls to guys at 1:1. You'll be approached almost immediately for dances. Mileage is exceptionally good no matter where you get a lap dance, so either Celebrity or Normal VIP works well. TVs are always on sports so you have a distraction if you aren't interested in what's on stage. Relatively lax management oversight which also helps the mileage. $5 dances lets you try out a few girls.

The facts: This club is almost all Latina, and almost all of the girls speak limited english at best. I've still never seen a group of people in the cabanas and there are always groups of a few dudes sitting on the main floor. There are a couple of dead fish girls, but the vast majority give a good grind on a lap dance.

The disappointing: Club still hasn't figured out how to cycle girls, so there are always 5 girls at a table and 10 more off to the side on their phone. The stage dances are just jiggling, no actual pole work so if you want a stage show to tip you'll be disappointed so I wouldn't even bother bringing ones. Still miss the half price Celeb VIP days, because that was the best value in Austin