A decidedly un-lusty misadventure

Well, this place is pretty much the dictionary definition of hit-or-miss...and today was a miss. Big time.

I pulled into the parking lot around 3PM. The chicken fast-food place next door looks to have closed for good, so take that into account when considering how safe it is.

The best thing I can say is that it looks like someone actually cleaned the toilet in the mens' room, and there was even a bottle of soap at the sink. When that's the highlight of your visit, you know you're gonna have problems. After hitting the head, I headed over to the bar and ordered a Michelob and bottled water for $7 total. The bar was mostly occupied, so I took a seat at one of the tables along the wall opposite the bar and, not finding any of the 3 girls visible to my liking, pulled my phone of my pocket to check my messages. Literally 2 seconds after I do I hear a loud CRACK and someone yelling "PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!!!" Confused, I look up and the stripper giving a dance at the barstool across from me is giving me the dirtiest look imaginable. Another dancer comes over and says I can't be on my phone inside because she doesn't want people recording her. Nevermind that my phone was quite clearly pointed downward...what, am I taking incriminating pictures of the floor?