Detroit: TUSCL's Ultimate Strip Club City
Muddy
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Champion. Any snubs? Any beefs with how it went down? Agree with it? I thought it was pretty fair. You kind of knew going in it would probably be Detroit or Miami. Other than valet thing, which makes club hopping actually the most expensive city I've club hopped in but maybe it takes a lot of criminal bullshit out of it. Other than that I think it's a worthy #1. I think y'all are sleeping on Toronto a little bit, it's Detroit 2.0. And if you asked me what my tops would be, it would the LA area. One city I excluded out of the tournament because going off these top 40 lists it's is not really on the radar here but in San Francisco some of those non alcohol clubs there are fun as fuck and the walkability of that scene is incredible. Other than though I thought it was pretty thorough. Maybe down the road we do an individual strip club tournament and see how that shit goes down.
Anyway in the meantime congrats to Detroit. The greatest strip club city on God's green earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP808MiJ…
Anyway in the meantime congrats to Detroit. The greatest strip club city on God's green earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP808MiJ…
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Frankfurt vs Tijuana
Bangkok vs Puerto Plata
Could be some intriguing matchups.
They both are awesome for people who like to um… “sin.” In addition to strip clubs, Detroit has casinos and Toronto has a thriving massage and escort scene, and both cities have equally shitty weather.
The bad part about both of these cities on flat land is if you want to go anywhere it seems to take about 45 minutes no matter how close it seems. It makes it somewhat difficult to club hop if you want to hit multiple clubs in one night. Landing Strip and Flight Club look right next to each other on a map in Detroit metro but even that takes a good 20 min between the two. Another complex issue is does anyone really “want” to go to Detroit? Does anyone really “want” to go to Toronto? “Oh yeah I’m dying to see a Pistons game or the Lions over the weekend.” I’ve done them both. Several times. Now, going to a Michigan U football game is an experience. MSU, eh not as much. Western Michigan? Yeah done that too. Banged some locals? Check. Met jackslash? Not yet. Another ding for both cities is if you’re staying by the airport at both there’s not a heck of a lot to do other than go TO strip clubs.
Which is better than the other? That depends on what you prefer.
Like to gamble in addition to clubbing? Detroit
Like to have fun strictly inside the club? Detroit
Want to have the option of having fun outside the club? Toronto
Nude clubs? Toronto
Still the golden days may be behind us in both cities. Gambling INSIDE the club? It happened for a short time in Detroit. Nude stage dances in Detroit? That too happened for a short time. I haven’t been to Toronto since COVID but I have heard the massage / club / escort scenes have taken a big hit and haven’t recovered as well as some other US cities.
Keep it PL one lapdance at a time.
In reality there are a couple of cities (St Louis, Lexington) that I would have included in the 16 but neither of them would have made it past the first round so no real overall impact on the outcome.
World famous Rick's Cabaret is right next to world-famous Arnaud's Restaurant.
Factor in NOLA being a top convention and sports championship city (the Superdome), the strip clubs and escort ads can become pretty hot.
But I'm happy (and lucky) to have Providence as my local hangout.
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I've only been to COI once, and it was Spearmint and it sounds like I was there a year earlier than what it is now. I wouldn't conflate COI and LA. To me, LA sucks almost as much as Chicago and NY. LA would be the highest of the three because of looks.
I haven't been to Miami, I plan on going next year on vacation.
If money truly is no object/whales, a strong case for number 1 should be Las Vegas. But, I don't know if it's still COVID effects, but mileage has been low, single lap dances are rare if non-existent, and cost of entry is high.
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Over the years, I’ve had the opportunity to explore clubs in each and every bracketed city up for a vote, guided by expert advice from TUSCL’s hardcore corps of reviewers. Focusing on the *clubs* in each of these metro areas for the tournament (ignoring the weather or opportunities to golf, gamble or sight-see), I thought the final match-up between Miami and Detroit was spot on, and I have no quarrel with the outcome of the championship. I look forward to re-visiting many if not most of the cities in the Sweet 16!
Thanks, again, Muddy, and to all who provided thoughtful commentary along with their selections.