Bi curious / cheap

53 comments

• misterorange

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  2 years ago

  ^^ Icee get your ass back out west and stay the fuck out of New Jersey!
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  lulz
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  Hell, I was thinking icey would be the perfect match for this guy, they could crush it together.
• Warrior15

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  2 years ago

  I think you are looking for a guy that goes by desertscrub.
• Tetradon

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  2 years ago

  I don't see how seeing naked women would make you want another man's hand, but whatever floats your little boat.
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  I think you're looking for [view link] .
• ElDuderino_AZ

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  2 years ago

  This place has gotten WEIRD.
• shailynn

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  2 years ago

  PM LDK82
• BitCoinHodler

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  2 years ago

  Check your private messages Crushingit
• nicespice

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  2 years ago

  I mean, beating other dudes off beats complaining about dancers charging more than $50 for services. I applaud the OP. [view link]
• skibum609

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  2 years ago

  Another day another douche bag on ignore.
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  I’m a filthy Jersey pervert, and I’m going to pass on this “enticing” offer. I enjoy filthy Northern NJ clubs because they have lots of dancers offering many different types of satisfaction. I don’t complain about spending money to enjoy the dancer offerings. As has been said before - strip clubs are an expensive hobby, and if you can’t afford the expense, it’s best to find another hobby. As has also been said before - no homo.
• gammanu95

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  2 years ago

  One review -debatable whether it should even have been approved- and the first thing he did is try to find a gay lover. We need better standards.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  2 years ago

  It came up in another thread a while ago that new accounts now need to publish a review or article (or pay for VIP) before they can create or comment on threads. So, rolling the dice via a minimal-effort (probably fake) review of a seldom-reviewed club appears to be the workaround. Because many review judges tend to give more leeway towards reviews of rarely reviewed clubs.
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  The OP was likely looking for a nearby Chippendales and got lured in by the lighting of a strip club. He ended up leaving the club without buying a drink - but he did stop in the men’s room to see if there were any holes in the walls.
• Crushingit

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  2 years ago

  It's like no one on here has ever been to a circle jerk before. You guys gotta live a little.
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  Well, if he used nicespice's hand lotion...
• shailynn

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  2 years ago

  Oh you’re just a month too late. There used to be a member here that lives behind the San Jose Library that would constantly talk about circle jerks. You two could have been besties.
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  The amount of grip strength implied by a guy whose name is CrushingIt is too much for my jerking pleasure, so I’m still going with a no. It’s cold enough in NJ - so I’m not interested in being an Eskimo brother with the Crusher!
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  'It's like no one on here has ever been to a circle jerk before. You guys gotta live a little.' illbacon gave you a like for that comment, you might have a volunteer.
• Tetradon

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  2 years ago

  "It's like no one on here has ever been to a circle jerk before." Correct. And I never felt like I was missing out.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Gay shit is common in clubs though. I've had old men buy me lap dances so they could watch me get them. Once a guy offered to pay for a hoe as long as I gave him the used condom.
• skibum609

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  2 years ago

  ^said the homo.....
• Tetradon

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  2 years ago

  "Gay shit is common in clubs though." Remind me never to hang out in your clubs.
• Crushingit

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  2 years ago

  Nothing gay about getting a hand job at a strip club. Has no one ever jerked them self off before. Same thing.
• rickmacrodong

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  2 years ago

  Its not common icee, your 1 in 200,000 example is not the norm but this is standard operating for you, this is also how you came to your conclusions of corporations, landlords, tricks, white people, cops etc being evil and worthy of being robbed and beaten
• Tetradon

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  2 years ago

  "Nothing gay about getting a hand job at a strip club." Except if it's from another man.
• Crushingit

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  2 years ago

  Teradon how do you know you don't like it till you try it? 🤔
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  2 years ago

  Welcome to TUSCL, guy-I'm-never-going-to-take-seriously.
• drewcareypnw

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  2 years ago

  ^Of all the silly fake personas on tuscl, a guy who wants to jack you off in a New Jersey strip club is a fresh take! Why not?! Hahaha
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  @drew fresh, but why are you sure he's fake? Too bad SJG left, he could have loaned him the goat. Given it an HJ while the goat gave him a BJ. I'm sure SJG trained it not to bite.
• SirLapdancealot

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  2 years ago

  With Cashman and NJBalla and now Crushingit out in New Jersey, you guys should totally do a TUSCL meet up.
• wallanon

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  2 years ago

  "I applaud the OP." Whatever that image link was, I'm not to click it on a thread like this lol. Sorry.
• drewcareypnw

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  2 years ago

  @ilb: fair enough, "sure" is probably a bit strong. I *guess* it's a fake persona, but on a site with a cos play pimp, a sjw porn star, multiple sexagenarians who fuck stables of sugar babies weekly, and a guy who is a mac truck that poops in peoples' basements, why the heck not? Papi says strip clubs are bizarro world, but what does that make tuscl? So yeah, maybe he's fake, and maybe he wants to pull my dong next time I'm in a NJ strip club. The world will never know. Hahahaha
• rickmacrodong

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  2 years ago

  Drew who is the pornstar? Cashman? Ilb that’s hilarious. You could have advised Rick of the same in that farmyard sex thread
• iknowbetter

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  2 years ago

  Even if this is a legitimate question, OP needs to know his audience! TUSCL is definitely not a very progressive, evolved, or woke site. Pretty much old boomer dudes with a 10th grade mentality. But its got to be a slippery slope, from jerking off together in the strip club parking lot, to blowing each other, to all out gay sex. So it’s a hard no for me.
• Papi_Chulo

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  2 years ago

  Well - at least it wasn't Floriduh this time
• Crushingit

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  2 years ago

  TheeOSU stop private messaging me to fuck you anally! That is too much for me. Sorry.
• skibum609

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  2 years ago

  If the OP is looking for a true cock sucking faggot may I suggest IKNOWBETTER - the woke little homo is perfect for a circle jerk.
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  'TheeOSU stop private messaging me to fuck you anally!' Is that all you have? I embarrassed you more than you can handle so you try to project your faggotry on to me. LMAO! Sorry nancy but that's not going to work. Your first post is here for all to see, homo.
• Tetradon

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  2 years ago

  South Park said it best. [view link]
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  [view link] Lulz
• Crushingit

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  2 years ago

  TheeOSU I didn't mean to put your personal feeling out there. My bad. Thought you were open.
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  ^ homo
• gammanu95

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  2 years ago

  Hate-click bait thread. Don't feed the trolls.
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  An NJ meet up would be fine. But, I’m not meeting CrushingIt by the back door…
• SirLapdancealot

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  2 years ago

  @Cashman you gonna exchange stripper handshakes with Crushingit and NJBalla? Being at a strip club and all...
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  Lol! I can guess where CrushingIt’s hands have been, so I will avoid any handshakes (especially a strip club handshake).
• SirLapdancealot

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  2 years ago

  Aww c'mon Cashman, no TUSCL meet up is complete without a happy ending. 🤗🍆💦💦💦
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  I agree about happy endings. But I’m not taking a sticky one for the team.
• Crushingit

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  2 years ago

  Cashman you know you want it!!!
• SirLapdancealot

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  2 years ago

  @Crushingit give him enough drinks and you might even get Cashman to do the 'Jersey Turnpike' for you.
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  SirLDAlot might know me too well! If you want a laugh - look up the definition of Jersey Turnpike on Urban Dictionary. I didn’t expect to see a reference to Brian Scalabrini!