Bi curious / cheap

^^ Icee get your ass back out west and stay the fuck out of New Jersey!

lulz

Hell, I was thinking icey would be the perfect match for this guy, they could crush it together.

I think you are looking for a guy that goes by desertscrub.

I don't see how seeing naked women would make you want another man's hand, but whatever floats your little boat.

I think you're looking for https://tuscl.net/personals.php .

This place has gotten WEIRD.

PM LDK82

Check your private messages Crushingit

I mean, beating other dudes off beats complaining about dancers charging more than $50 for services. I applaud the OP.

https://images.app.goo.gl/Gn5iYiE9dVVZ76…

Another day another douche bag on ignore.

I’m a filthy Jersey pervert, and I’m going to pass on this “enticing” offer.

I enjoy filthy Northern NJ clubs because they have lots of dancers offering many different types of satisfaction. I don’t complain about spending money to enjoy the dancer offerings.

As has been said before - strip clubs are an expensive hobby, and if you can’t afford the expense, it’s best to find another hobby.

As has also been said before - no homo.

One review -debatable whether it should even have been approved- and the first thing he did is try to find a gay lover.

We need better standards.

It came up in another thread a while ago that new accounts now need to publish a review or article (or pay for VIP) before they can create or comment on threads. So, rolling the dice via a minimal-effort (probably fake) review of a seldom-reviewed club appears to be the workaround. Because many review judges tend to give more leeway towards reviews of rarely reviewed clubs.

The OP was likely looking for a nearby Chippendales and got lured in by the lighting of a strip club. He ended up leaving the club without buying a drink - but he did stop in the men’s room to see if there were any holes in the walls.

It's like no one on here has ever been to a circle jerk before. You guys gotta live a little.

Well, if he used nicespice's hand lotion...

Oh you’re just a month too late. There used to be a member here that lives behind the San Jose Library that would constantly talk about circle jerks. You two could have been besties.

The amount of grip strength implied by a guy whose name is CrushingIt is too much for my jerking pleasure, so I’m still going with a no.

It’s cold enough in NJ - so I’m not interested in being an Eskimo brother with the Crusher!

'It's like no one on here has ever been to a circle jerk before. You guys gotta live a little.'



illbacon gave you a like for that comment, you might have a volunteer.

"It's like no one on here has ever been to a circle jerk before."

Correct. And I never felt like I was missing out.

Gay shit is common in clubs though. I've had old men buy me lap dances so they could watch me get them. Once a guy offered to pay for a hoe as long as I gave him the used condom.

^said the homo.....

"Gay shit is common in clubs though."
Remind me never to hang out in your clubs.

Nothing gay about getting a hand job at a strip club. Has no one ever jerked them self off before. Same thing.

Its not common icee, your 1 in 200,000 example is not the norm but this is standard operating for you, this is also how you came to your conclusions of corporations, landlords, tricks, white people, cops etc being evil and worthy of being robbed and beaten

"Nothing gay about getting a hand job at a strip club."
Except if it's from another man.

Teradon how do you know you don't like it till you try it? 🤔

Welcome to TUSCL, guy-I'm-never-going-to-take-seriously.

^Of all the silly fake personas on tuscl, a guy who wants to jack you off in a New Jersey strip club is a fresh take! Why not?! Hahaha

@drew fresh, but why are you sure he's fake? Too bad SJG left, he could have loaned him the goat. Given it an HJ while the goat gave him a BJ. I'm sure SJG trained it not to bite.

With Cashman and NJBalla and now Crushingit out in New Jersey, you guys should totally do a TUSCL meet up.

"I applaud the OP."

Whatever that image link was, I'm not to click it on a thread like this lol. Sorry.

@ilb: fair enough, "sure" is probably a bit strong. I *guess* it's a fake persona, but on a site with a cos play pimp, a sjw porn star, multiple sexagenarians who fuck stables of sugar babies weekly, and a guy who is a mac truck that poops in peoples' basements, why the heck not? Papi says strip clubs are bizarro world, but what does that make tuscl? So yeah, maybe he's fake, and maybe he wants to pull my dong next time I'm in a NJ strip club. The world will never know. Hahahaha

Drew who is the pornstar? Cashman?

Ilb that’s hilarious. You could have advised Rick of the same in that farmyard sex thread

Even if this is a legitimate question, OP needs to know his audience! TUSCL is definitely not a very progressive, evolved, or woke site. Pretty much old boomer dudes with a 10th grade mentality. But its got to be a slippery slope, from jerking off together in the strip club parking lot, to blowing each other, to all out gay sex. So it’s a hard no for me.

Well - at least it wasn't Floriduh this time

TheeOSU stop private messaging me to fuck you anally! That is too much for me. Sorry.

If the OP is looking for a true cock sucking faggot may I suggest IKNOWBETTER - the woke little homo is perfect for a circle jerk.

'TheeOSU stop private messaging me to fuck you anally!'




Is that all you have?
I embarrassed you more than you can handle so you try to project your faggotry on to me.
LMAO!
Sorry nancy but that's not going to work.
Your first post is here for all to see, homo.

South Park said it best.

https://youtu.be/gTeKQGlrDuE?t=41

https://youtu.be/8xjm0f_l4bk

Lulz

TheeOSU I didn't mean to put your personal feeling out there. My bad. Thought you were open.

^


homo

Hate-click bait thread. Don't feed the trolls.

An NJ meet up would be fine.

But, I’m not meeting CrushingIt by the back door…

@Cashman you gonna exchange stripper handshakes with Crushingit and NJBalla? Being at a strip club and all...

Lol! I can guess where CrushingIt’s hands have been, so I will avoid any handshakes (especially a strip club handshake).

Aww c'mon Cashman, no TUSCL meet up is complete without a happy ending. 🤗🍆💦💦💦

I agree about happy endings. But I’m not taking a sticky one for the team.

Cashman you know you want it!!!

@Crushingit give him enough drinks and you might even get Cashman to do the 'Jersey Turnpike' for you.

SirLDAlot might know me too well!

If you want a laugh - look up the definition of Jersey Turnpike on Urban Dictionary. I didn’t expect to see a reference to Brian Scalabrini!