Anyone here sick of being charged an arm and a leg for extra service and curious to try something new? I am in the New Jersey area. Private message me if you want to meet at a local strip club to get turned on by the girls and finish jerking each other off or more. I never did this myself so let's see.
I’m a filthy Jersey pervert, and I’m going to pass on this “enticing” offer.
I enjoy filthy Northern NJ clubs because they have lots of dancers offering many different types of satisfaction. I don’t complain about spending money to enjoy the dancer offerings.
As has been said before - strip clubs are an expensive hobby, and if you can’t afford the expense, it’s best to find another hobby.
It came up in another thread a while ago that new accounts now need to publish a review or article (or pay for VIP) before they can create or comment on threads. So, rolling the dice via a minimal-effort (probably fake) review of a seldom-reviewed club appears to be the workaround. Because many review judges tend to give more leeway towards reviews of rarely reviewed clubs.
The OP was likely looking for a nearby Chippendales and got lured in by the lighting of a strip club. He ended up leaving the club without buying a drink - but he did stop in the men’s room to see if there were any holes in the walls.
Oh you’re just a month too late. There used to be a member here that lives behind the San Jose Library that would constantly talk about circle jerks. You two could have been besties.
Gay shit is common in clubs though. I've had old men buy me lap dances so they could watch me get them. Once a guy offered to pay for a hoe as long as I gave him the used condom.
Its not common icee, your 1 in 200,000 example is not the norm but this is standard operating for you, this is also how you came to your conclusions of corporations, landlords, tricks, white people, cops etc being evil and worthy of being robbed and beaten
@drew fresh, but why are you sure he's fake? Too bad SJG left, he could have loaned him the goat. Given it an HJ while the goat gave him a BJ. I'm sure SJG trained it not to bite.
@ilb: fair enough, "sure" is probably a bit strong. I *guess* it's a fake persona, but on a site with a cos play pimp, a sjw porn star, multiple sexagenarians who fuck stables of sugar babies weekly, and a guy who is a mac truck that poops in peoples' basements, why the heck not? Papi says strip clubs are bizarro world, but what does that make tuscl? So yeah, maybe he's fake, and maybe he wants to pull my dong next time I'm in a NJ strip club. The world will never know. Hahahaha
Even if this is a legitimate question, OP needs to know his audience! TUSCL is definitely not a very progressive, evolved, or woke site. Pretty much old boomer dudes with a 10th grade mentality. But its got to be a slippery slope, from jerking off together in the strip club parking lot, to blowing each other, to all out gay sex. So it’s a hard no for me.
'TheeOSU stop private messaging me to fuck you anally!'
Is that all you have?
I embarrassed you more than you can handle so you try to project your faggotry on to me.
LMAO!
Sorry nancy but that's not going to work.
Your first post is here for all to see, homo.
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I enjoy filthy Northern NJ clubs because they have lots of dancers offering many different types of satisfaction. I don’t complain about spending money to enjoy the dancer offerings.
As has been said before - strip clubs are an expensive hobby, and if you can’t afford the expense, it’s best to find another hobby.
As has also been said before - no homo.
We need better standards.
It’s cold enough in NJ - so I’m not interested in being an Eskimo brother with the Crusher!
illbacon gave you a like for that comment, you might have a volunteer.
Correct. And I never felt like I was missing out.
Remind me never to hang out in your clubs.
Except if it's from another man.
Whatever that image link was, I'm not to click it on a thread like this lol. Sorry.
Ilb that’s hilarious. You could have advised Rick of the same in that farmyard sex thread
Is that all you have?
I embarrassed you more than you can handle so you try to project your faggotry on to me.
LMAO!
Sorry nancy but that's not going to work.
Your first post is here for all to see, homo.
https://youtu.be/gTeKQGlrDuE?t=41
Lulz
homo
But, I’m not meeting CrushingIt by the back door…
If you want a laugh - look up the definition of Jersey Turnpike on Urban Dictionary. I didn’t expect to see a reference to Brian Scalabrini!