Wash your hands! WTF!

uncouth savages! maybe it's because of the bathroom trolls?

That’s cause I wash my hands before I touch my dick, is that you C. J. Kunt dick watching in the men’s room?

I am cool. I don’t pee on my hands while I’m taking a leak.

Just keep in mind that just about every hand that you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.

And make sure you don't stand on this guy's lawn, either. If he had complained about this happening at the strip club it might've been on topic.

And shadowcat that's just gross lol

Well, to make it a bit more on-topic, this should be happening wherever you go. But, if you're in a strip club and intending to take part in high-mileage or extras anything, then it's literally the least you can do.

@shadowcat - "Keep in mind that just about every hand that you have ever shaken has had a dick in it."

Even worse, just about every mouth you have ever kissed has had a dick in it too.

old joke: An Army sgt and a Marien Sgt are taking a piss in bathroom in a club. The Army sgt finishes first, zips his pants and starts to walk out. The Marien looks at him and says “ in the Marines the teach us to wash our hands after we take a piss”. The Army sgt turns and replies “in the Army they teach us not to puss on our hands”