Art of the handshake

Afternoons on weekends at Kittens are usually pretty dead. Even on days when there are girls, management doesn't always put girls on stage. There could be several songs before they put anyone up and it can be just as bad as Deja Vu Lakecity on afternoons.

Went late afternoon anyway on this day, and there were more girls than usual. $11 cover. Larger stage to the left as you enter and one straight to the back off left. Mesh in the urinals and they were red. The mens' room door swings outward towards the club. Old carpet with gum stuck to them. Others entering the club tend to trip over something in the dark. I have yet run into any customers in person that are overly keen to share their world views, unlike what you might sometimes see on this site. Lucky me. The club has all types of girls for anyone. Sometimes I've found some gorgeous ones on weeknights. But there are also plenty for the stick-your-dick-in-any-warm-brick types too.

Before even getting to a seat, the vultures were already hounding for dances. Depending on the day, it could be Naima (aka Winter), Kai, Preeti or girls visiting from Vegas that are usually here more in the summer. Add Suki the GPS barista to that list for night shift. Today it was Preeti. Not my type and smelled like weed, so I passed. The others were glued to their phones. Rio was busy in the back. Kai made the pitch of her not being from Seattle and that she does porn. None of that mattered to me - passed.