Discussions by reverendhornibastard (page 41)

There was this odd woman who worked for the same company I did. We both had a habit of showing up very early for work. I never knew her. I never even learned what...

We are visiting the village nestled among the picturesque terraced rice paddies of East Java where my wife grew up. The only thing that separates this sleepy little village from the middle of fucking...

I am currently in one of the most pussilicious places on the planet. The feminine beauty is (to me) absolutely stunning. This is where my wife is from. Regrettably, I am...

It occurred to me recently that Almighty God has no nuts! My logic on this is simple and straightforward. Even the deeply religious and pious among you should be able to follow...

I may be a lot of horrible things. But despite all of my foibles, I am, at least, a gentleman. As a gentleman, I have been known to occasionally canoodle moderately unattractive women just...

Benito Ramirez will soon begin serving time in prison for a crime he did not commit. The district attorney and the judge are fully aware that Mr. Ramirez committed no crime. His family...

Laws and regulations are essential to the maintenance of safety, social stability and order. We need traffic laws, regulations governing the safety of airlines, the practice of medicine, the marketing & sales of...

I was a nerdy, bookish child. That probably explains why I grew up to be such a nerdy, bookish adult. When I was about 9 or 10 years old I learned that Proxima Centauri,...

In case you missed it, IceyLoco, that paragon of erudition, social justice and political correctness, held a press conference today. At the press conference, attended only by his mama and his pet parakeet),...

Some genius (I don’t remember whether it was Newton or Einstein), determined that for most men the ideal age of a female companion is equal to half his age + 7. That formula generally...

Men have plenty to worry about. They are expected to put meat on the table, keep a roof over their family’s heads, pay for medical costs, clothing costs, educational expenses, buy and maintain...

Barbers often get chatty while they cut your hair. Some barbers regard lively chatter an essential part of the barbershop experience that they must provide to keep their customers happy. When I was in...

The sound of crickets chirping on those posts kept me awake last night. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=65518 https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=65525...

I remember the day my dad decided to burden me with the ugly truth about how babies are made. I was 10 years old at that time. Immediately after breakfast my dad...

Racism is a poisonous brew. It should be eliminated. I have a suggestion: Let’s bring back the miscegenation laws! Only this time, instead of prohibiting miscegenation, let’s make it mandatory! The benefits are obvious....

The denizens of TUSCL have drawn the battle lines. Both sides think they cornered the market on wisdom while the others are juvenile posers some of whom have very obviously never even set foot...

Meet Amy Mainzer, https://m.imgur.com/gallery/sHG7Z She is an American astronomer, specializing in astrophysical instrumentation and infrared astronomy. She is the Deputy Project Scientist for the Wide-field Infrared Survey Explorer and the Principal Investigator for the NEOWISE...

I’ve always regarded rating women on a scale of one to ten to be a pathetic and sophomoric practice. It is both demeaning to women and appallingly imprecise. I prefer the Helen of Troy...

I lost my virginity at age 16 as a victim of sexual child abuse. My “abuser” was a 26 year old woman who had hired me to mow her lawn. At the time,...

It doesn’t make any sense to me and I never would have predicted this, but I many women are attracted to a lying, serial cheating man. I am not as badly behaved as I...

A new health menace is sweeping rapidly across the nation, insidiously threatening Americans in all walks of life. It is a malady so revolting and cringeworthy that no one wants to acknowledge much...

I sometimes had a difficult time getting the attention of the dancers I want in a strip club. Whether I was wearing dressy clothes or casual clothes, I often felt that I was being...

A few years ago I contributed a story about an idea for a late-night, XXX-rated reality TV show called “Splooge Countdown.” I initially posted it on a blog site that is no longer...

It’s springtime so once again I’ve got the bug. I’m seriously considering the purchase of a brand new 2019 Harley Davidson Fat Boy (114). https://www.harley-davidson.com/us/en/motorcycles/2019/softail/fat-boy/detailed-specs-and-pricing.html I had a Fat Boy once before. One of my girlfriends...

I occasionally read a post on TUSCL wherein a monger confesses wanting to give up mongering once and for all. Aspiring to defect from the mongering hordes is a courageous thing to admit on...

For most of us the appeal of strip clubs is that they play to our fantasy of having a beautiful, sexy woman who we don’t even know behave like she is desperate to get...

Women around the world work hard to get our attention. They shave their legs, their pits and (some of them) their koochies. They spend lots of time and money on their hair and their...

Joe Biden has been criticized for standing behind a woman, leaning forward and smelling her hair. It is said that Biden “violated the woman’s personal space.” Good God Almighty! Next thing you know it will be...

I had a very odd conversation with a stripper recently. I had just entered the club and taken a seat as she was getting off the stage. She seemed to be in a...

That’s right, boys and girls! Today is international peepee day! On this date in 1957 I discovered my peepee! I’ve been like a kid with a new toy ever since. Later today I’m going...

I live in a large metropolitan area that is home to over 6 million people and is anywhere from 55 to 95 miles across depending on which axis you measure it. When I go...

I have a great wife! She’s the best (so far)! I’ve had several wives including some whose reigns overlapped by a few years. Plus, I’ve had other guys’ wives. But I digress....

I understand what “LDK” means but I don’t know that words those 3 letters stand for? What is it? Living, Dining, Kitchen? Linux Development Kit? Legendary Dark Knight? Lemon Drop Kid?...

I’ve attempted to post an article numerous times without success. I get as far as “pending review” but that’s it. I have tried posting the same article 4 or 5 times and all...

I’ve been a strip club monger for decades. My experiences suggest that strip club standards have progressed enormously over the years, becoming increasingly lewd and permissive. G-strings have become tinier, table dances have morphed...

I guess everybody who goes into a strip club goes for different reasons. Some guys just want to have a few laughs with their buddies and look at all the lovelies shaking their...