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LapDanceKing
It was named after a member here.

Got it!

Thanks!

His mother must be so proud!

Reverend, ask LDK if he ever exchanges handjobs with trannys

^ that's him

TUSCLer lapdanceking82 was kinda the first TUSCLer to unapologetically boast about cumming in his pants during lap-dances even though he got constantly grilled for it on the board he remained steadfast about the virtues of cumming in your pants - eventually it became referred to as LDKing and as a result of ldk82's campaign then other LDKers started revealing themselves and there were more of them than one would have thought.

^ That’s LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL funny!

While I am not in favor of cumming in my pants, I salute LDK for having the courage to stand up for what he believes in.

I personally prefer to cum on or in my strip club playmate though I will candidly admit that accidents do happen occasionally.

Still funny AF

@DC
Maybe it's because she wasn't treated as considerately

Your MOM likes it when I call her a slut and go Ass to Mouth on her

Legend has it that it was the first man who announced he cum off of a stripper just grinding on him. Since then there has been many LDK come forth to tell their tale. Of course its a story of legend ;0 one can never know with all these trolls here

To each their own, but I could only LDK one time when I received my first nude lapdance, since then I'm unable to LDK and must resort to FS.

Reverend, you are lucky to be in an area that with clubs that allow you to despooginate yourself either on or inside of the dancer. For some of us unluckyhornibastards who only have lower mileage clubs in the area, the only release we are able to get is in our pants aka LDK.

cristobal. my experience too.

Come on DC..... I just want to argue then we can forget about it by tomorrow .....

I’m not knocking LDKing. The only real downsides are the dry cleaning expenses.

But just to set the record straight, I don’t go to strip clubs for the purpose or with the expectation of being desplooginated. I go to strip clubs for the sexual tease.

It is true, however, that because I generally limit my visits to a small number of venues where I have previously enjoyed exceptionally good times, my desploogination batting average has climbed considerably.

I think it’s safe to say that I’ve become recognizable in some Houston clubs to the point where, even if the dancers don’t recognize me, the waitresses do and will encourage the dancers to “be extra nice to that guy over there.”

That’s not all good because it sometimes interferes with my search for variety.

I’ll gladly give up some reliability for added variety.

By the way, nobody at any club anywhere knows me by my TUSCL name.

^ that would defeat the purpose of having an anonymous TUSCL name

:)

Most TUSCLers keep their TUSCLing on the down-lo including not usually sharing it w/ most strippers

@papi. So, when I go to watch Nicespice, I should refrain from mentioning my TUSCL escapes? Lol

^ too late

lapdanceking82 is the Rosa Parks of the jizz in pants movement.

LDK was TUSCL's first eponym. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

I suspect lapdanceking82’s resume states that he is the world’s foremost expert in the theory and practice of jizzing in your pants and a tireless advocate for that activity, which is now called the LDK in his honor.

Seriously though, I never understood all of the criticism lapdanceking82 received for his love of the LDK. The guy tells brilliant stories and it isn’t like he’s hurting anybody by jizzing in his pants. I think some of lapdanceking82’s critics would enjoy jizzing in their pants if they tried it!

LDK isn't my thing. But, hey, it's budget friendly.

reverendhornibastard said "I think it’s safe to say that I’ve become recognizable in some Houston clubs to the point where, even if the dancers don’t recognize me, the waitresses do and will encourage the dancers to 'be extra nice to that guy over there.'

That’s not all good because it sometimes interferes with my search for variety."

lol. Don't mind me. I'm just tuning the world's smallest violin to play a sad song for you.