Going Metric

I forgot to mention, going metric in measuring the size of your pecker also yields considerable benefits because it puts most of us easily into double digits.

OK. Then based on the Helen of Troy scale, what would you rate this one :

pornhub.com

Yes, much less pathetic and sophomoric. And not at all demeaning to women.

@Warrior that’s a hottie. Good taste. I give her a 812.3782

What is your baseline for ship tonnage? Technically 1 large aircraft carrier could count as multiple baseline "ships".

Brilliant fact for flagooner:

Anything can be made to sound less sophomoric by embracing precision. pistola would have been a moron if he rated the porn girl an 8. But 812.3782? That some aces girl rating! ;)

Brilliant advice for 4got2wipe

Eat shit.

No, really. I know you enjoy that.

imho she is only a 756.2387459925481.

I’d dine on her 3.14159265359.

Nidan, it would certainly be some fabulous eating! You’d NEVER run out of decimals to lick!

Aww she's pretty

No rating system of women is complete without irrational numbers.

Just sayin'.

As far as concerns about being demeaning to women(yes I know you were joking), I’d assume a 1-10 scale is less dicey than 1-1000.

For example, instead of two girls hearing they are both a seven and thinking themselves equal, now one is a 730 and the other is a 760. And that’s a bigger deal now.

But the way I see it with numerical ratings in general, is that at the end of the day, it’s too subjective. And getting more precise would make things more fuzzy instead of less.

Unless possibly, it’s just for oneself, and a man has taken the time to set the standards of what aspects weighs in higher and lower for his own scale.

I think most men would rate me a 7 (I’m not too sure) but then there is a small group of men who may rate me 9-10 because my look fits their specific preferences.

For TUSCL specifically, since there are a few haters who I’m sure would lower my ratings, my Helen of Troy scale is a 666. xD

^^ You are a little devil, aren't you ?

^^ mwahahaha

^^^ I would rate you an 8 based on what I have seen. Need to see the motion to go higher. Lol. Some day, hopefully.

nicespice is a secret succubus

@Nicespice

“But the way I see it with numerical ratings in general, is that at the end of the day, it’s too subjective.”

That’s what road tests are for!

@nice I'd give you a good 6

But I'd rate you higher than that.

@Flagooner -

Only a 6 for Nicespice? Are you serious? I think you’re being too hard on Nicespice.

I’d give Nicepice 820 mh. I’d love to give her a “hard time.”

Saying I would give her a good 6 was optimistic.

Flag meant 2.5 lmao.

As far as this rating system, I like it. If a gals sat score is lower than her hotness rating and hotness rating is above 600, she’s worth a lap dance.