Discussions by wallanon (page 011)

When clubbing with others at the SC would you rather be a Lead Pilot, Co-Pilot, or a Wingman? Lead pilot gets first dibs and fed hotties, co-pilots hunt for their own food and may...

Unexpected fallout from Texas' utterly stupid 21 and up legislation for strippers. A strip club in San Antonio has started scanning customer IDs upon entry, supposedly in response to the new rules. So far...

What Would TUSCL Do? I'm at the club about to leave because I just spent $100 on awkward dances from this chick who was clumsily trying to upsell me but her English was completely...

How often do you find yourself wanting to reply to a thread that was spawned by a troll, or maybe troll hijacked, but decided it probably wasn't worth it?...

I'm not really wondering that much. Just thought it sounded catchy. It was funny seeing his Piggly Wiggly avatar again, though, on that crusty 2016 thread about crusty pants....

When's the last time you were so revolted by a strip club visit that you went to another club the next day just to chase the bad vibes away?...

Troll for hookers and get pinched by an undercover cop when you were a vocal proponent of restricting sexually-oriented businesses. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2021/06/03/ex-city-of-san-antonio-city-councilman-arrested-on-prostitution-charge/ What an asshat....

What are songs you hear in the strip club that you don't like but are catchy enough to stick in your mind?...

If you notice a dancer photo you'd like a better look at just before you click away, how many times will you refresh a page to see if it comes back?...

We talk about strip clubs like they've been around forever, because most of us on TUSCL can't remember a time when they weren't. The types of US strip clubs we're familiar with evolved around...

Ever met a dancer whose social media was so batshit that you decided to avoid her instead of sampling her world class ass? Or a dancer whose life was so messed up outside the club...

"Baltimore will no longer prosecute drug possession, prostitution and other low-level offenses" https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/27/us/baltimore-prosecute-prostitution-drug-possession/index.html "[Baltimore City State's Attorney Marilyn] Mosby's office, along with Baltimore police and BCRI, will work to support sex workers by partnering with local...

So I'm at the club and there's a spot in the booth where I'm sitting that is damp. The first time I explained it away that the dancer spilled champagne. The second time my...

"A sexual assault lawsuit has been filed against Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson, Houston attorney Tony Buzbee disclosed on social media Tuesday night. Buzbee told FOX 26’s Isiah Carey that while Watson was getting a...

This one you're gonna have to read for yourselves... https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/12/logan-kelley-arrested-for-murder-mexico-tijuana-college-basketball/...

and one pill made me small. And the ones that stripper gave me didn't do anything at all. So I fired her. ...

So I'm in sensitivity training (it doesn't matter why lol) and ran across this notion of codeswitching. Regular folk would say it's acting or sounding different depending on who's around and the situation. For...

Hey fellow TUSCLers. Welcome to 2021. 2020 was a year of unprecedented times for just about everyone. Glad it's over. Like many of you, the great closing changed a lot of how I go...

Because I'm bored, TUSCL screen names I like: 8TM - Not the most unique thing in the world, but it's got the right blend of PL satire about it. SmashingHoes - Nice throwback to the good...

Wow. This is awful. Trading interceptions and emptying the bench. What a way to wrap up the regular season....

If you had a music playlist for 2020 that told the story of your year in the hobby, what would be on it? Extra credit if you have a song for each month....

You know who you are. I'll start. I like strippers. Some of them are really hot. Come at me bro!...

News Report: Gentleman's Club XTC cited, employees accused of prostitution and illegal alcohol sale https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/gentlemans-club-xtc-cited-employees-accused-of-prostitution-and-illegal-alcohol-sale...

There haven't been as many newcomer questions lately. Anything the lurker crowd wants to hear about but doesn't see in discussion because we're recycling the same topics over and over? I don't post a...

You ever read posts on TUSCL and think "if I don't change my ways this could be me in a few years"?...

Is anyone else tired of reading the same lousy reviews over and over again about clubs that suck? If it wasn't for Detroit metro not giving a fuck there'd hardly be any good reviews...

There's an actual Sports Illustrated video commentary on this now. https://www.si.com/nba/2020/07/28/nba-bubble-lou-williams-magic-city-chicken-wings It basically says the NBA didn't care what he was doing at the strip club, but that he was there surrounded by randos and...

Toronto 'Chair Girl' Marcella Zoia avoids jail for hurling a chair onto a freeway from a high-rise building https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/22/americas/chair-girl-sentencing-toronto-scli-intl A 20-year-old woman nicknamed "Chair Girl," who was filmed hurling a chair onto a freeway from the...

Saw a comment in a thread about a dude who got called out for having his shirt on backwards and leaving a trail of evidence on his dancer's leg after a trip to VIP....

Assuming that clubs are still struggling with social distancing and whatever else into next year, what are things that would make the strip club experience more bearable?...

If you guys were gonna open an underground club, would you advertise it or just let word of mouth do the work for you?...

Is Begona Villacis, Vice Mayor of Madrid, hot or not? She looks oddly like Megan Markle (who is totally hot for all the haters) in one shot, then like a whole 'nother person in...

Somebody on TUSCL must've been there by now....

Maybe there is a requirement for that already? If not, what do you all think about that? I'm already at peace with Muddy's satirical creative writing experiments, but pages and pages of someone's life...

Does it matter to dancers if a customer has other options for entertainment, fulfillment, nooky, etc? Do customers perceived to have other options get treated differently? Better? What say you, TUSCLers?...

For those who have ATFs, were they generally the same type of girl or very different from one another? To be clear, from my perspective there can be only one at a time and...

Heard a rumour from a dancer friend that some of the clubs in my area might be reopening in a couple of weeks (early May). Any news out your way?...

Obviously the Olympic gymnast is not a stripper, but damn. And technically a piece of clothing was removed. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-23sibhOHQ/ https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2020/04/12/simone-biles-handstand-challenge-wxp-vpx.hln...

As overheard during an emergency summit between the good angel and his nemesis on the other shoulder...Good angel says, "This is quite disappointing. We had just made it through 7 consecutive days without an...

"Had a dancer leave a snail trail down my cheek during a dance in a broken down booth by a file cabinet. Thought my face was going to melt...", - wallanon, PM about a...

And there's a group of women talking loudly. It's happy hour, but they don't sound happy. Not rowdy, but not quiet. Neighborhood bar. The gals keep talking and his ears perk up when the...

So I decided to actually mute a few threads today in the Front Room forum that are garbage but keep getting bumped. Then I decided to mute any thread that didn't strike me as...

Let's say you have two top faves at one club, which is becoming major pain in the ass since they both work a lot. One of them is looking at another club to dance...

How would you answer? I opted for: "Doing what customers do. Working so I can spend money 🙂"...

I've got to stop hanging out with strippers....

Agree or disagree?...

So Subraman wrote about having a bazillion numbers from dancers. I used to try and avoid having dancers see how many numbers I was scrolling through whenever I was adding a number or looking...

So I was typing something in this thread where two regular TUSCLers were grinding some familiar axes, and was proposing some ways to settle their feud. Maybe a rap battle? Or an essay contest?...