Hank Moody

Here in Maryland we’ve got the MVA. They’ve actually done a lot to improve our experience. They’ve had lots of additional locations called “MVA Express” where you can get most everything done in a local office with smaller lines. I’ve used it to relinquish tags and to get my Real ID a few years ago. You can’t take driver’s license tests there and have to go to one of the main location. We also have a great online experience. I renewed my DL for another 8 years a few months back simply by having my eye doctor send in an online form (the docs’ offices do this routinely) and paying the renewal fee online. They used my old picture (bonus!) and mailed it to me in a week. No need to go to the MVA much though if I hear there are a bevy of Latina hotttie there …

Oh, and I had a girl in Vegas “blow” me over my t shirt. Had to throw away a favorite tee because I couldn’t bring it home covered in lipstick.

Yeah, perfume and glitter are the usual hazards. Hickeys have been the most dangerous evidence because they last a week or so. I’ve been very lucky to be able to escape those. Other ones are rug burns on my unit after vigorous lap dances. Luckily that skin heals quickly but there’s not much you can explain away if you get caught with those.

And besides, how does a hate, even a weaponized hate button, even affect you? Nobody keeps score. It just shows whether someone agrees or disagrees with you.

Counterpoint on the like/hate buttons, they are very useful outside of the Political forum. I got plenty of hates but still appreciate the usefulness of being able to like a post without having to quote it if I’m reading a thread and am multiple posts behind.