How have you been hun?

I have no set or clever answer. It depends on whether or not I already know the dancer.

"It depends on whether or not I already know the dancer."

You just reminded me of something I was going to post about such a situation (of the unknown dancer). Nicespice said it was confusing to read, but I haven't had time to clean it up. Will post it as another thread.

Oh, and my reply wasn't being clever. It was the wallanon version of being Deadpool.

Depends on if you like the dancer:
“I have been missing you”.
Or, “A bit hassled, I want to just chill with my drink for a bit”

My answer is always a resounding, “EXCELLENT! QUITE EXCELLENT!”

Depending on whether or not I like or know the gal my response might be better now to I don’t know let me feel it and I’ll tell you😂

Don't have a canned response. I'm kinda spontaneous with that. Probably depends on what she looks like.

Horny works pretty good.

I almost always respond with "I've been around, where have YOU been?"

It works virtually every time. So many of these girls are part timers, work more than one club and/or get lazy and skip shifts that they really don't know if you've been around or not. By turning it back on her, I keep her believing that I'm around a lot with full pockets, whether it's true or not.

I tell them how I've been, and ask her how she's been......Interesting to see if she's going to brag, give me a sad story, or even some stripper shit...I enjoy a good conversation.