"It depends on whether or not I already know the dancer."
You just reminded me of something I was going to post about such a situation (of the unknown dancer). Nicespice said it was confusing to read, but I haven't had time to clean it up. Will post it as another thread.
Oh, and my reply wasn't being clever. It was the wallanon version of being Deadpool.
I almost always respond with "I've been around, where have YOU been?"
It works virtually every time. So many of these girls are part timers, work more than one club and/or get lazy and skip shifts that they really don't know if you've been around or not. By turning it back on her, I keep her believing that I'm around a lot with full pockets, whether it's true or not.
I tell them how I've been, and ask her how she's been......Interesting to see if she's going to brag, give me a sad story, or even some stripper shit...I enjoy a good conversation.
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