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IfIGottaBeDamned

Maryland

joined Apr 2011last seen Jan 2025

reviews (8)discussions (34)media (7)comments (565)

If I gotta be damned,
You know I wanna be damned,
Dancing through the night with you.
- Jim Steinman & Meat Loaf

Reviews by IfIGottaBeDamned

1725 Ponca St Baltimore, MD 21224

reviewed

3 years ago

re-opening weekend at nightshift

A week or two ago I noticed that Founder had removed the "closed" status on Nightshift. Some quick Internet searches told me Nightshift was reopening this weekend. So I decided to TOFTT and check...

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8025 Fort Smallwood Rd. Riviera Beach, MD 21226

reviewed

5 years ago

Stopped by McDougal’s Friday evening. My first visit in about a year and half or so. I was pleased to see some of the changes that have been made. $16 cover to...

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Christina's Female Review

4508 North Point Blvd Baltimore, MD 21219

reviewed

5 years ago

christina’s has reopened, to some extent

Went to Christina’s Thursday evening. The owner installed some temporary chain link fencing around the back half of the parking lot and lined it with semi-opaque fabric and decorated with tiki torches. ...

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53 Veterans Memorial Hwy Commack, NY 11725

reviewed

7 years ago

an enjoyable visit

Traveling on business in Long Island and I made my first visit to Blush. No cover fee but I did see the sign others had mentioned about buying one drink per set. It did...

4100 E Lombard St Baltimore, MD 21224

reviewed

7 years ago

first visit to eldorado

Over the past decade, this SC hound dog has been to all of strip clubs along Baltimore’s Pulaski highway corridor. Except Eldorado. Many years ago a brief aquaintance warned me not to...

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Discussions started by IfIGottaBeDamned

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

409 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202

discussion started

a year ago

Foreplay has been closed for many months

According to the May 4, 2023 minutes of the Baltimore Liquor Board, the owner of Foreplay intends to voluntarily close the club until the license could be transferred. https://llb.baltimorecity.gov/sites/default/files/May%204%202023.pdf I’ve driven through The Block several times...

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a year ago

Illinois Strip Club Paid Mayor to Run Prostitution for Years, U.S. Says

https://dnyuz.com/2023/12/14/illinois-strip-club-paid-mayor-to-run-prostitution-for-years-u-s-says/ ...

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2 years ago

I just had to share this one-sentence review

I always vote to reject one line reviews, as I did with this one. But it did give me a chuckle that I thought would be fun to share. Hot women Details Visited: Saturday After Midnight #...

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2 years ago

Last Notel in Manhattan’s Meatpacking District Up For Sale

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/10/style/hourly-rate-hotel-manhattan.html Has any TUSCLer ever been there?...

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2 years ago

Nichelle Nichols, Star Trek’s Lt. Uhura, Passed Away

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/tv/2022/07/31/nichelle-nichols-star-trek-lieutenant-uhura-dies/10197156002/ ...

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2 years ago

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Tony’s Place Closed for the Foreseeable Future

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3 years ago

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At least you can chose between a blonde, brunette or redhead…

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3 years ago

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Ouch!

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3 years ago

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Kids these days are growing up too fast.

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4 years ago

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Sarah Goodridge Self Portrait

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Comments made by IfIGottaBeDamned

discussion comment

18 days ago

>:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣

Girls omitting/lying about contact levels in clubs in reviews

@ilbbaicnl: I don’t much about hunting, but I hope this is rabbit season. https://youtu.be/17ocaZb-bGg

discussion comment

a month ago

Too much of a good thing is never enough

Pet peeves in club reviews

I generally agree with what has been written above. The one peeve I disagree with is about lineups. I find a line up with a brief general physical description and/or personality description to be entertaining and have even found it useful when going to an out of town / one visit only club. As has been mentioned, a specific dancer’s do’s and dont’s in VIP should not be included.

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a month ago

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

What do your favorite foods say about your social class?

82% middle class for me. But I generally think of myself as upper middle class.

discussion comment

2 months ago

Unfortunately, the bastard is rehired😪

Ready to throw in the towel??

Seems cute enough, but the crappy editing annoyed me.

discussion comment

2 months ago

Best DC area club for diversity?

The Bodyshop had good variety the couple of times I’ve been there. It’s located in Beltsville, just a little north of the DC city limits.

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contributions
year	reviews	discussions	articles	media
2011	1	0	0	0
2012	2	3	0	0
2013	0	1	0	0
2016	0	3	0	0
2018	2	1	0	0
2019	0	6	0	0
2020	2	7	0	2
2021	1	3	0	3
2022	0	7	0	1
2023	0	2	0	1
2024	0	1	0	0
totals	8	34	0	7